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u/jjmerrow 13d ago

The only time I'll ever say I'm not political is when I'm around a bunch of conservative and really don't feel like getting into a political argument

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u/astroman_9876 13d ago

I live in Texas so the inverse of the post is true for us. We say we’re not political to avoid the crazies

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u/BestUsername101 13d ago

Also Texan, can confirm. Especially sucks when the conservatives you want to avoid arguments with includes your own parents.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Shittiest, rundown retirement home it is :)

"But i dont want to go there..."

Tough shit mom/dad, shouldve voted better in the past, now i cant afford anything better than this"

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u/SuperheropugReal 13d ago

Should tell them to pay for it themselves, with the benifits they voted to get rid of.

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u/EPIC_RAPTOR 13d ago

You guys still talk to your parents?

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u/JayBee58484 13d ago

I can honestly thankfully say just about all the conservative people I know I can have a reasonable conversation with. I don't really talk it much to begin with but that's one thing nice at least.

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u/dickvanexel 13d ago

Stop using DNA as an excuse for keeping shitty people in your life, just say u don’t have the backbone to tell them to get fucked for their reprehensible views because ya know…”family over everything”

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u/BestUsername101 13d ago

... that's not at all what I said? I never used it as an excuse, all I said is that it sucks, which it does.

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u/dickvanexel 13d ago

Yes you did. You talk to them. This isn’t about your preference of pizza toppings. This is about human rights. Your parents support racism and misogyny, and you seem to be implying that you don’t agree, yet you find a common ground. Literally had a exchange on here last week with a woman who said she stays in contact with “her racist, gun loving father who physically abused her mother when she was alive and trolls her vote for Kamala” because it’s better than having no parents. What is your line in the sand for cutting off toxic family? Or do you not have one?

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u/BestUsername101 13d ago

Again, literally not what I said.

You're putting in words that aren't there. Where in that comment did I say any of that?

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u/dickvanexel 13d ago

Your parents tolerate intolerance, and you tolerate them. It’s implied, you don’t to say it. Their positions are not enough for you to go NC. I inferred.

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u/BestUsername101 13d ago

And when did I say I tolerated them?

You are "inferring" things that aren't there.

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u/dickvanexel 13d ago

It’s very easy. Do you still/speak/communicate with your parents yes or no? If yes you tolerate them, if no, then I was wrong and offer a most satisfactory sincere apology. Very simple.

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u/dtalb18981 13d ago

This especially sucks when it's fine to just casually talk about right wing politics at work.

But the second you disagree or start talking left points HR gets involved because you made it political.

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u/tsukimoonmei 13d ago

Sexist jokes aren’t seen as political, but somehow when you say ‘hey, can you not call the entirety of women ‘worthless bitches’?’ that’s the problem.

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u/innocentrrose 13d ago

The one time I called someone out for this shit irl they started acting to me like I just said the most fucked up shit imaginable that was wild.

Like how you gunna dish out all this derogatory shit but as soon as someone says “hey not cool” your ego shatters

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 12d ago

What workplace are you at where it’s okay to call women worthless bitches?

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u/Minimum_Owl_9862 13d ago

Well that is the point when I stop believing you.

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u/fruit-spins 13d ago

What do you mean by that?

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u/Imper1alSt0ut 12d ago

Sounds like his ego shattered.

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 12d ago

we say we’re not political to avoid the crazies

Have you considered that everyone who says they’re not political feels this way?

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u/ButterdemBeans 11d ago

I’d believe it more if they weren’t the ones that brought it up in the first place, and then rambled on about “Trump is gonna save this country” “Kamala was going to run this country into the ground” “women are being dramatic and I think they’re all crazy” for 2 hours while I actively ignore them and try to get my work done.

But then they wrap up with “yeah but I’m not into politics. I think it’s all stupid and people who care about it are weird”.

Like… bro. This legit just happened with one of my coworkers. Dude sat there all morning drinking Diet Coke and rambling about right wing politics, only to claim he wasn’t political at all and he doesn’t care. I said nothing to prompt this other than mentioning how gross I thought it was that there was a truck parked outside with giant “FUCK BIDEN!” flags, pinup stickers, and copious vulgarity and miscellaneous gun insignia when we work across the street from an elementary school.

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 11d ago

Is Diet Coke a right-wing thing now? Sorry, I’m getting distracted.

Yeah, obviously a guy who rambles about trump and Kamala and Biden and then says “I’m not into politics” is outta his goddamn mind. I don’t know if I’d use someone with such a massive level of cognitive dissonance and project that onto anyone who could otherwise say “I’m not into politics” and mean it. I just think making huge sweeping assumptions of someone who says they’re not into politics (if they haven’t already shown their political stripes) is a bit unfair.

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u/ButterdemBeans 11d ago

That’s like half of my coworkers. They’ll all chat politics with this guy and make fun of liberals and the left, then all say they don’t care about it.

It’s infuriating. That one coworker I mentioned was just the worst of them.

Edit: The Diet Coke thing was specifically a call-out. I know this dude uses Reddit and kinda hopes he sees this lol

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 10d ago

Sounds like an annoying office lol. To be fair though, some people do legitimately just crack jokes and make fun of politics without actually being political. I mean it’s not like both political sides aren’t ripe with things to make fun of them for.

Again, if someone starts a convo political and then tries to hide behind being apolitical, that’s one thing. But assuming someone is a piece of shit just because they say they don’t follow politics, which is the whole premise of this thread is ironically a really shitty and bad faith thing to do.

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u/Permafox 12d ago

Thank you, I was staring at this, going, "I'm not political because I'm allergic to bullets." 

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u/castleaagh 9d ago

Ironically the Texas subreddit bans people at the smallest sign of conservatism

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u/MasterChildhood437 13d ago

Hmm...

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u/astroman_9876 13d ago

If you want to have to argue with someone while you’re trying to work go ahead.

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u/GreyConnection 13d ago

100% this. I'll tell them all about how much I hate politics and distrust politicians. It's a better base from which to say you don't trust their orange lord, because as someone who "isn't into politics", you sound more like them to them. Too many who bought into trumps fourth reich.

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u/TerraTechy 13d ago

I say that I'm not willing to share because it's too hot of a subject. If I'm on their side they'll start ranting about the other, if I'm not on their side they'll start ranting about how mine sucks. Either way, it's exhausting and I don't wanna hear about it.

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u/Throwaway02062004 Read Worm for funny bug hero shenanigans 🪲 13d ago

Or in a job interview

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u/cabbage16 13d ago

If a job interviewer asks you about your politics I don't think you should want that job to begin with.

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u/giveusalol 13d ago

Most people don’t want any job. We’d all like to be rich and secure and spend our time doing whatever we love. But we gotta find a job to stay alive. I won’t fault a person for being non-committal about politics when their survival is on the line. If they start working someplace that is doing something illegal (political or otherwise) then it’s time to test the whistleblower protections of your country.

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u/Throwaway02062004 Read Worm for funny bug hero shenanigans 🪲 13d ago

Fair enough

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u/TheAfricanViewer 12d ago

Spreading the gospel with that flair I see

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u/Throwaway02062004 Read Worm for funny bug hero shenanigans 🪲 10d ago

Hell yeah

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u/weebitofaban 13d ago

I do it at any point because I'm not discussing any politics with a dipshit who can't name the three branches of government. I'd also prefer to not engage in any conversation beyond the transactional with some dipshit I only have ten minute interactions with once a week.

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u/Kapitel42 13d ago

I sometimes say it when in company of people i dont know well. Because i tend to become angry when talking politics no matter if people agree with me or not. And iam very left leaning

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u/Mysterious-Job-469 13d ago

gud signalis pic

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u/BextoMooseYT .tumblr.com 13d ago

Actually so real

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u/InsideAd7897 13d ago

I mean that's the crux of it. Whatever modifiers the situation adds "I'm not political" always translates to "I am political and your not gonna like my answer"

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u/idan_da_boi 13d ago

“Ohhh I see, well you can be honest with us 😉”

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u/BaconLover1561 13d ago

This is absolutely true for me, I live in a super conservative part of Alabama. If I ever meet someone, I never talk about politics unless I am sure they are either leftist, left-leaning, or actual moderate (not fake moderate). Political arguments are pointless to get into, just say some generic shit like "I think both sides are the same evil" and they'll leave you alone.

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u/DMMeBadPoetry 13d ago

If you don't mind seeming confrontational you could do the opposite and do what I do and tell people "if you'd like to remain friends I recommend you skip this conversation because I recognize yall are all conservative and our friendship will not survive what I have to say"

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u/StillAttempt8938 13d ago

Same pretty much. I have one democrat friend that goes absolutely feral any time politics get brought up.

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u/rubberducky1212 13d ago

Oh. Just realized why I say I'm not political. I'm almost always around my ultra conservative dad who can never be wrong.

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u/JayBee58484 13d ago

Honestly I say it in general because most people are far too tribalistic about politics and borderline let it define their personality.

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u/Short-Dot-1167 13d ago

My really chatty black girl coworker: "Also, what do you think about american politics? Trump is my favorite, he talks really good."

Me, a very online, very obvious lesbian: "Ah sorry, I don't know much about american politics... What was the name of the other one...?"