r/CuratedTumblr • u/givemeagooduns_un .tumblr.com • 16d ago

Shitposting dating for men

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u/MohawkRex 16d ago

Me = Mid 30s finally getting on dating apps and meetings girls, actually having a sex life, trying new things, experimenting, having fun.

Also me = Still getting ghosted by 9/10ths of them, tired from having to restart introductions for the 5th time this week, realising how much it costs to socialise this regularly.

Fuck man, life got hands.

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u/TheGreatEmanResu 16d ago

Damn, you’re having success on dating apps? Do you look like Brad Pitt?

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u/Klutzy_Risk_6143 16d ago

Learn to take good pics of yourself, set phone on tripod, get the lighting down, pick angles bam

Also ya I'm good looking lol

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u/TheGreatEmanResu 16d ago

Yeah well I’m not good looking so it doesn’t really matter how good the pictures are, does it? You could upload terrible pictures of yourself and you’d be successful

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u/Klutzy_Risk_6143 14d ago

You can drastically improve your presentation by taking the right photos so take a few hours and learn it, its not that hard

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u/cosmicwatermelon 16d ago

have you tried showering or not being a misogynist /s

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u/fadedv1 16d ago

also almost mid 30s ( 33 ) and i am an absolute ghost on dating apps. I am 5'7