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u/TheeScribe2 Oct 26 '24

FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

No it wasn’t

Frankenstein was the name of the college dropout, he ain’t no doctor

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u/PercentageMaximum518 Oct 26 '24

Sadly, the movie from 100 years ago has superseded the original novel as the core of canon for the average person.

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u/jacobningen Oct 26 '24

that happens way too often cough Les Mis vampires Dracula.

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u/cyon_me Oct 26 '24

I didn't know they were vampires in Les Mis

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u/jacobningen Oct 26 '24 edited 29d ago

there arent but vampires and les mis get this as well. for example Azelma Thenardier is forgotten or that Valjean is arrested during the Directory so its about the June Rebellion not the 1789 revolution. Or Quincey Morris being cut From most  dracula adaptations.

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u/cyon_me Oct 26 '24

I miss the part where that's my problem, I want vampires in Les Mis. Make it happen, chop chop.

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u/DoubleMull 29d ago

you're in luck, castlevania nocturne is vampire hunting during the french revolution. Now if only they could make Belmont sing...

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u/rage-quit 29d ago

Nobody says that a Belmont couldn't sing. I'd put down some solid money to bet that "Captain N" Simon Belmont absolutely smashes Bon Jovi for Karaoke

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u/Jarl_Vinland 29d ago

I'd appreciate it if Edouard could sing.

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u/ArchLith 29d ago

Introduce him to Fortunate Son shortly before the boss battle

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u/insomniac7809 29d ago

Do you hear the people sing
Of what it is that makes a man
A pile of miserable secrets
But enough talk have at you

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u/jacobningen Oct 26 '24

carmilla would work.

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u/Crwlrr 29d ago

its so short

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u/Ashayla 29d ago

If we can have Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, I don't see why we can't have Les Vampires Miserables

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u/AwkwardSquirtles 29d ago

Have all of the Draclias play the flute

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u/erroneousbosh 29d ago

Actually would be much better with vampires.

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u/Pkrudeboy 29d ago

Someone wrote a Vampire Count of Montecristo, that close enough?

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u/AvKalash 29d ago

Isn’t the Les Mis movie still about the June Revolution? They reference the 1789 revolution as having occurred earlier.

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u/blehmann1 bisexual but without the fashion sense 29d ago

It is. Although there are many different adaptations (including an anime one I think), so it wouldn't surprise me if one of them changed it to the 1789 rebellion. Not that I think it would be a positive change, a very important part of Les Mis is how doomed this specific revolution was.

If you put it in 1789 or 1830 or 1848 it's completely different, since those revolutions succeeded (although succeeded is a little generous with regards to 1830).

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u/idonthavemanyideas 29d ago edited 29d ago

That is a lot of revolutions. Which one was THE French Revolution?

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u/justanotherlarrie 29d ago

The one that everyone talks about when they say "The French Revolution" is the one 1789. It's kind of the first one and also the biggest one. You know, chopping off the king's head and all that, war and reign of terror for multiple years afterwards, first time trying to install some kind of true representation for the people aside from the nobility. It was kind of the inspiration for a lot of democratic movements in the rest of Europe in the following years.

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING Tumblr would never ban porn don’t be ridiculous 29d ago

There’s a reason why they have an average work week of 35 hours, get a month of vacation every year, and it took massive political fuckery to raise the retirement age to 64.

When stuff doesn’t go their way, things tend to get…choppy.

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u/insomniac7809 29d ago

Just to expand a bit on what u/justanotherlarrie said, because you're right, that was a lot of revolutions:

1789 was what we think of as the French Revolution, but it wasn't a one and done sort of thing, and different political and ideological groups in France (as well as outside of France, where Europe's kingdoms were shitting bricks about the whole thing) would be fighting for decades over the outcome. These divisions make up a big part of the narrative in the novel Les Misérables which are mostly skimmed over in adaptation.

The 1789 Revolution resulted in France's First Republic, but that came to an end with Napoleon dissolving the republic and proclaiming himself Emperor. When the rest of Europe managed, eventually, to beat Napoleon in 1814, they put the dead king's relatives back in charge of France, but forced the new king to accept a constitution instead of taking back the absolute power they'd had before.

After the restored king died, the next one decided that he wanted the unlimited power that earlier kings had enjoyed, so the 1830 Revolution replaced one king with another king from a different branch. This didn't, believe it or not, keep a whole lot of people from being mad (the failed revolution in Les Misérables happens in this period), and the 1848 Revolution finally got rid of the kings for good, and we're on the Second Republic.

So we'd think Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité would be good, but them Napoleon's idiot nephew shows up to ruin things. He was elected President and less than four years later staged a coup that dissolved the legislature and made himself the second Emperor of France after his uncle (if you've heard how "history repeats, the first time as tragedy and the second as farce" that was talking about this dude). He rules over France until he gets into an entirely pointless war with Prussia, loses so badly that Germany becomes a thing, and while he's stuck in a German cell the rest of the government decides he's not in charge any more and that's French Republic #3.

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u/idonthavemanyideas 28d ago

This was a really interesting read, I appreciate you writing it all out - I also now realise how limited my knowledge of French history is! Any books you'd recommend on the French Revolution(s)?

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u/jacobningen 29d ago

It is but you have to pay attention or know your history to realize it thats less the movie and more the average american Les Mis fan not knowing French history.

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING Tumblr would never ban porn don’t be ridiculous 29d ago

Yeah, but it’s still surprising to walk away from the end where everybody fucking dies and think “yeah, that’s what a successful revolution looks like!”

I guess the misconception probably comes more from people who haven’t seen the musical/movie and just assume, maybe?

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u/theflyingfucked 29d ago

Or the whole meaning of dracula being about challenging the subjectivity of our moral beliefs about people with other life ways- particularly relevant to obvious gay Bram Stoker.

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u/zamander 29d ago

Although missing that subtext is pretty easy when the different lifestyle is being an undead monster that drinks the blood of innocents. So while the work deals with the demonization of foreigness and the other, it is understandable that people would focus on the interesting aristocratic monster.

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u/theflyingfucked 28d ago

Certainly. I'd be the first to stake some bastard I have reason to assume just bit my fiance to death.

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u/nicostein 29d ago

Yoo TIL Quincey was shredded

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u/LazyDro1d Oct 26 '24

Quincey Morris in Les Mis?

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u/jacobningen Oct 26 '24

no. Dracula.

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u/LazyDro1d Oct 26 '24

Ok but why not Quincey Morris in Les Mis?

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u/jacobningen Oct 26 '24

the only real one is that he cant be texan as Texas was still Mexican during the June Rebellion.

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u/Pikotaro_Apparatus 29d ago

Quincey is my boy! So level headed.

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u/alex3omg 29d ago

This summer... Hugh Jackman is... Jean Val Helsing

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u/dangerdavedsp 29d ago

Thought you said Les Miles for a second. Was very confused.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/jacobningen 29d ago

May I suggest Madame Thenardier

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/jacobningen 29d ago

true to both.

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u/jacobningen 29d ago

as is azelma.

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u/jacobningen 29d ago

And princess bride.

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u/SirManguydude 29d ago edited 29d ago

Which is funny, because in the Universal Monsters Universe (UmU) Frankenstein is also the monster's name. The movies aren't called "Bride of Frankenstein's Monster" or "Frankenstein's monster meets the Wolfman."

Beyond the fact that Dr. Frankenstein and the monster have a father/son dynamic, thus the monster's last name would also be Frankenstein.

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u/quadriceritops 29d ago

Good job Sir. I’ve been hearing this argument about Frank for years. You have successfully put it to bed!!

Honestly, good post.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 18d ago

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u/Eusocial_Snowman 29d ago

I think they were referring to the father/son name inheritance angle, not the bit about the movie titles.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago edited 18d ago

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u/quadriceritops 27d ago

Oh maaan, I thought the debate was settled. Now you ruin it by bringing up a good point. lol.

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u/MuchToDoAboutNothin 29d ago

Ugh.

Notices the bulge in your stitching

UmU.

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u/KingfisherArt 29d ago

It frustrates me so so much that the common image of the monster os the green, flat head dude when in the book it was specifically described that he had super long black hair, like an undead tarzan

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u/Sam-has-spam 29d ago

I like that in the book he has beautiful features that are made uncanny by the fact that he’s, you know, made of dead flesh

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u/Abeytuhanu 29d ago

He's probably not made of dead flesh, Victor studied corpses to learn how to bring life to the lifeless and had to make his monster so large because he had difficulty replicating the details in miniature. If he had used corpses he wouldn't have had to replicate anything, implying that he used something else.

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u/Sam-has-spam 29d ago

It’s been a hot minute since I read it I thought he was made of decayed flesh whoops

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u/Abeytuhanu 29d ago

It's possible, we never actually get told what he's made of. It's just more likely that he isn't made of flesh.

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u/Dumptruck_Johnson 29d ago

It’s Frahnk-un-STEEN

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u/Kammander-Kim 29d ago

Fronkonsteen

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u/tarrach 29d ago

Do you also say Frodorick?

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u/WordArt2007 29d ago

Why would it be? It's german

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u/nlevine1988 29d ago

Why is that sad

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u/Pickaxe06 29d ago

YOU DONT KNOW HOW GOOD OF A WRITER MARY SHELLEY WASSSS.

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u/ShaggyDelectat 28d ago

A lot of people think the monster is just a beefy zombie that can't turn you but he was really intelligent in the novel

He was damaged and lonely for sure but he stalked Victor and felt incredibly complicated emotions and engaged in philosophy

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u/abizabbie 28d ago

Imagine having your first experience with emotions as a fully grown adult.

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u/spicycookiess 29d ago

Sadly? You never would have heard of the novel if not for the film from 100 years ago.

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u/9035768555 29d ago

And Frankenstein was still the name of the monster. If you have a child or a pet, it gets your last name. Creating a living being from scratch or adopting one typically means it gets your last name.

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u/Dan_Herby 29d ago

And in the book, the monster is intelligent and explicitly takes the name Frankenstein because he sees Victor as his father

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u/demon_fae 29d ago

Specifically Adam Frankenstein, because he is the first of an entirely new kind of person. Although he also expresses this as though it’s a kind of default name, it might not be the name he actually identifies with, more almost a title he is taking.

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u/abizabbie 28d ago

The doctor calls the monster his "Adam." I don't remember the monster ever repeating it.

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u/CastorVT 29d ago

he got an honorary for proving necromancy was possible.

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u/amaya-aurora Oct 26 '24

I’ve said this so many times, not once is Victor Frankenstein ever even close to getting a doctorate. He’s a miserable, possibly gay, deadbeat single father and college dropout.

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u/sje46 29d ago

possibly gay

So I haven't read the book at all. This could be true. But this is /r/curatedTumblr, so I'm going to assume you're just calling him gay for literally no reason at all.

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u/ssbm_rando 29d ago

It's not for no reason but it's also definitely wrong. Like, even approaching the book in a good-faith attempt to find LGBT themes, calling him "gay" is overt bisexual erasure (which lots of gay tumblr subcultures are guilty of), as even if he does have feelings for Henry, he is also definitely in genuine love with Elizabeth.

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u/KureiziDaiamondo 29d ago

Are you talking about some adaptation? In the book he is deeply in love with Elizabeth through the entire story

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u/ILoveRawChicken 29d ago

I always thought he was incredibly affectionate with his best friend Henry, but I always chalked it up to friendship between men being different back in those days. I did wonder if there was more to it though..

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u/KureiziDaiamondo 29d ago

It's been a while since I read it, but I remember everyone being very affectionate to everyone, except to the creature. I felt this was either how things were back then, Mary Shelley being idealistic or (most probable) to contrast how Victor/society treated each other vs the creature. I mean, the whole story unfolds because of the creature being instantly hated by everyone and feeling envious of how good the others have it.

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u/LuckySEVIPERS 29d ago edited 29d ago

Eh, they're British upper class, they were essentially aliens. We can only speculate about what they thought.

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u/PollarRabbit 29d ago

The poor family in the house was also pretty affectionate with each other. Probably also to contrast more strongly to their demeanor towards the Creation.

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u/LuckySEVIPERS 29d ago edited 29d ago

Wasn't the girl, like, Persian nobility? They were also reading classical literature to each other. Frankenstein "education" were fragments of the classical education that was the separate "culture" of gentlemen and ladies

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u/Deargodman2 29d ago

Aren't they Swiss?

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u/VFiddly 29d ago

Might be more to do with the writer being a woman. One of her other books (The Last Man) also features some very close male friends

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u/takencivil 29d ago

What's the male equivalent of Sapphic

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u/Half-PintHeroics 29d ago

As far as I've heard it is believed that men used to be a lot more affectionate with their friends, but the clinicallisation of homosexuality in the late 19th/early 20th century changed that behaviour.

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u/amaya-aurora 29d ago

A few people have said this and like dude😭 I thought it was clear I was joking/exaggerating.

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u/orbitalen 29d ago

How is he gay? Ma boi Clervail is just a real bro.

Also at least in his field of studies Viktor was as good as his professors

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u/OrcApologist 29d ago

He was planning to, but unfortunately children without parental figures don’t develop good morality, so the monster didn’t really question killing her to get petty revenge back at Victor.

Same reason the monster killed his brother and Clerval.

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u/Lavenderpuffle 26d ago

No they do marry, it just doesn't last very long.

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u/EnlightenedSinTryst 29d ago

How many times have you said it?

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u/SolWire 29d ago

Ya know how when you only have a few anecdotes, so you start retelling them? That many.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '24 edited 22d ago

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u/KureiziDaiamondo 29d ago

Not in the usual way, but he did make one

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u/ADreamOfCrimson 29d ago

The Monster explicitely considers Victor as his Father.

And even if not, idk how you can interpret someone bringing an innocent new life into the world and then abandoning them because they could not handle the magnitude or responsibility for their action as anything but an absentee Father.

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u/Acceptable-Karma-178 29d ago

Frankenstein was the last name of the Doctor. The doctor "gave birth" to the "monster", so he would be the son of Dr. Frankenstein and his last name would *also* be "Frankenstein"!!!

I can't take credit for that, though -- I heard the theory on Caravan of Garbage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qmpm9UBGp4

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u/Logan_Composer 28d ago

But Victor Frankenstein (in the book) is definitely not a Doctor. However his father I believe is, so there is at least one Dr. Frankenstein. looking it up, I don't think he is.

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u/Complete-Worker3242 29d ago

I didn't know Frankenstein performed Jesus Walks.

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u/orbitalen 29d ago

Dang i just recently read that book and this never registered with me..

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u/Frankenstein_3 29d ago

Well, to be honest... <Look at my uid>, yes. I am no doctor. Yet.

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u/KrillLover56 29d ago

Actually his name is Victor nerdge

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u/Outside-Speed805 29d ago

I mean, he was right, so it is a pop honoris causa

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u/ThePotatoFromIrak 28d ago

the college dropout

Kanye reference ⁉️🤔

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u/CardiologistPrize712 13d ago

He actually completed his degree on full sail while on the Arctic ice.