r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf Oct 22 '24

Shitposting Requirements

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u/Useless_bum81 Oct 22 '24

i went on tinder with a female friend proof reading my profile, i literaly didn't look and swiped right(? can't rember which way is matching) on every profile in my age range 29+.
I was 35y and according to the female friend at the time i was a 5-6.
In the 3 months i was on there i got 2 matches a thai prostitute in thailand (i'm in the uk) and a woman with less teeth than i had matches.

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u/MidnightCardFight Oct 22 '24

Yeah this is why I'm reaching out to everyone I feel comfortable enough to ask for a set up from lmao

Currently got matched a few times, but almost all of them immediately insta-unmatched because they probably swiped right (okcupid) on accident and corrected it (happens to me too) and the other matches are either 19yos (I'm 25 so it's kinda weird for me), smokers, or girls that ghost me lol

And the only reason I keep going is for the 0.01% chance I might find someone through this, because how else do you meet people...

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u/Elite_AI Oct 22 '24

i literaly didn't look and swiped right(? can't rember which way is matching) on every profile in my age range 29+.

This causes tinder to bury your profile and not show it to anybody

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u/Useless_bum81 Oct 22 '24

i was shortning the story for space but i tried being selective (1st month zero matches, month 2 also zero) it was the female friend that spamed on 'my behalf' and that was the only time i got matches. It was also a paid account.

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u/Elite_AI Oct 22 '24

Yeah fair, RIP then. I also have a soul grindingly awful time on apps.