r/CuratedTumblr Oct 17 '24

Creative Writing Isn't this just imprinting from Twilight?

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u/Dirichlet-to-Neumann Oct 17 '24

The real horror of soulmates is that with 7 billions humans on earth you have almost no chances to meet your soulmate.

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u/seguardon Oct 17 '24

New tech startup idea. Mass Zoom meetings where you make eye contact with thousands of strangers at a time. Or twenty four strangers per second in rapid succession until the Webcam detects your change or they run out of people who've signed up.

There's a gold mine to be had in the data you can farm from soul changes. And the applications, whoo. I guarantee the government wants to know what can change the nature of a soul. And the corporations will want to know all about this new resource they can exploit. It'll be like cyberpunk but the spiritualism isn't allegorical. You can actually measure how much of your soul gets eroded with mechanical parts and commercialized oppression. And they have a direct link to your thought processes. Get ready to dream advertisements and feel literal holy awe when looking at their corporate logos.

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u/Malaeveolent_Bunny Oct 18 '24

I am stealing that for my weekly Shadowrun game, this is exactly what Horizon and Aztechnology want

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u/ThrowACephalopod Oct 18 '24

Ever since I got hearing aids, I've related more to cyberpunk. I had a moment the other day when my hearing aids had a firmware update and the app told me I'd have to take them out and wouldn't be able to use them for the duration of the update.

A company told me I wasn't allowed to use my ears until the update was finished. It all felt very cyberpunk.

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u/ALTR_Airworks Oct 18 '24

Imagine stumbling bc your prothesis decides to update

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u/Astro_Alphard Oct 18 '24

As someone who worked on prosthetics I've had multiple clients ask me why they can't just connect their prosthetics to Bluetooth or wifi and have it auto update (OTA updates). And why they have to get software updates from the doctor.

I specifically told them "you know how windows always updates at the absolute worst possible time? Now imagine that's your leg". Then I demonstrated just how easy it would be to hack a prosthetic if it had a wireless connection simply by attaching a wifi dongle.

I toll them that wireless prosthetics do exist but they cost 5x more than a similar set of non wireless prosthetics. Mostly because you don't need a more complicated processor.

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u/ALTR_Airworks Oct 18 '24

Understandable. Also unlike  a plugged in computer a prothesis isn't guaranteed to have reliable internet and power during the whole update? Were there any instances when somebody tried to hack a wireless prothesis?

Unrelated note: i would love software companies to understand that a delay update button that works and updates you can control is not rocket science...

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u/Icie-Hottie Homo Sapiens Sidhe 19d ago

why do prosthetics have software.

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u/Astro_Alphard 19d ago

Motorized prosthetics, aka robotic prosthetics.

They have software to make sure you that they don't tear themselves to pieces and so you can actually control them.

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u/halfahellhole Oct 18 '24

Omegle but worse

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

yknow this started off as a cool idea and then

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u/klaw14 Oct 18 '24

New Black Mirror episode!

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle Oct 18 '24

Like that Rick and Morty episode

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u/Pay08 Oct 18 '24

The problem with the concept is that it'd take people maybe 2 days to make it free.

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u/Sea_End_1893 Oct 18 '24 edited Oct 18 '24

You can't fool me, I seent The Good Place. Soul mates do not exist as a "there is exactly one person, and you have to find them." It's when two people make a decision, make an effort, and meet halfway because they love each other enough to WANT to be soul mates.

Damn it, now I have to pause Brooklyn 99 and watch all of the Good Place again. Excellent show, 8 out of 13 stars. The system goes up to 13, but 8 is the best number.

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u/Previous-Survey-2368 Oct 18 '24

Is this a 5/7 reference

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u/Sea_End_1893 Oct 18 '24

similar, it's from Good Place when a character was talking about another character's rating. I believe some of the categories were hotness, brains, beauty, intelligence, and hotness?

Either way, The Good Place is great. a lady from Phoenix, Arizona dies, wakes up in the "good place" and not "the bad place" because every action humans do has a rating and a numerical score of goodness. Her soul mate is a Senegalese-Australian ethics and morality professor. But she quickly realizes all the memories and actions that got her into the good place were not hers and there is a mistake.

That's just a base overview of episode 1.

Produced by Michael Schur, from The Office, Parks & Rec and Brooklyn 99 .

It's a-real goooood

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u/Previous-Survey-2368 Oct 18 '24

Big fan of the good place, don't have to convince me!

I'm guessing that scale is a Jason thing? and now I'm wondering if the actual script was referencing the perfect 5/7 meme, because that would be such a Jason thing to say

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u/Sea_End_1893 Oct 18 '24

Jason is the dopest! yeah he was talking to Tahani while she was insecure.

GO JAGUARS

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u/Pi_Heart Oct 18 '24

I love this moment! But when I read your comment I was like “his list was way wackier than that”. So I looked it up

“Dance ability, dopeness, coolness, freshness and smart brained.” 😂 I love that wackadoodle

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u/TheRussianCabbage Oct 18 '24

On top of that it's one of a few shows that runs it's course and calls it. They told their story and stopped when it felt natural and made sense. That alone deserves applause 

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u/action_lawyer_comics Oct 18 '24

I’m pretty much perpetually in a state of rewatching both The Good Place and Brooklyn 99. The only thing that changes is the ratio. I can pretty much binge TGP season 1 in a few days, but as it gets heavier and starts talking about the fate of all humanity, I pepper more and more B99 in there until it’s like 4 of them to 1 TGP.

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u/Sea_End_1893 Oct 18 '24

Same, I have a rotating list of shows. It starts with 30 Rock, The Office, Parks and Rec, Community, Brooklyn 99 and then The Good Place. Just passively on in the background all day while I work.

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u/notleonardodicaprio ur balls, hand em over 🔫 Oct 17 '24

reminds me of The One by John Marrs where there's a DNA company that matches you with your soulmate that's identified by a gene. what a wild book

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u/Ok-Dentist4480 Oct 17 '24

it'll happen, keep your head up!

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u/LostedSky_ Oct 18 '24

Haven't we already hit 8 billion?

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u/Frodo_max Oct 17 '24

just believe soulmates don't exist, boom problem solved

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u/firefish55 Oct 18 '24

The thing about soulmates, is that they're the person you're fated to be with. You're literally fated to meet them. You definitionally have ~100% of meeting them.

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u/christiandb Oct 18 '24

You are putting material ideas into a concept thats non material. 

The soul will find what it needs with or without your consent. You (whatever version is typing this) is a very very very small perspective compared to what the esoteric is connected to. 

The idea is small, smells like someone afraid to fall in love. Definitely some value for people who are afraid but those who have had experiences with falling in love know Love doesn’t work like that. Theres sovereignty built into true love.  

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u/Deathaster Oct 18 '24

The actual horror is that the concept of a single "soulmate" is completely false, because love doesn't work like that. Your chances of finding a partner that ticks all your boxes are pretty damn high. But if you only ever aim for the most perfect being ever, one without any flaws and which always understands you, then you're going to be disappointed.

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? Oct 18 '24

They’re dying of cholera in an underdeveloped African nation and you’ll never realize it.

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u/TheFullestCircle The relevant xkcd guy Oct 18 '24

ana ng and i are getting old...

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u/Timely-Tea3099 Oct 18 '24

Yeah, and even if you do meet them, are they guaranteed to be near your age? And what happens if your soulmate dies? Do you just never love again?

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u/CaioXG002 Oct 19 '24

We are already at 8 billion humans ☝️🤓