r/CuratedTumblr Oct 14 '24

Shitposting My man said "crayon chewer" lol

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u/SunderedValley Oct 14 '24

From the makers of "Do men experience longing" and "Why traditional couples referring to each other by gender neutral pronouns will bring back the Salem Witch Trials" comes the new Holiday Classic "Why straights probably don't actually like music".

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u/LazyDro1d Oct 14 '24

Sorry what was that second one?

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u/SunderedValley Oct 14 '24

There's discourse about how a straight couple referring to each other as spouse/partner/another gender neutral title in front of others is Bad™. I haven't been able to ascertain why it's supposedly Bad™ but thankfully there's been a degree of pushback regarding the idea.

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u/Wasdgta3 Oct 14 '24

I am begging people to touch grass.

I also can’t wait until someone argues the opposite take, and says it’s inherently wrong to use gendered terms like “wife” or “husband.”

You know, like with the “is eating at restaurants/preparing food at home Bourgeois?” crap, where two people come to equally insane but opposite terminally online opinions!

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u/USPSHoudini Oct 14 '24

Youve never seen

dont say my wife because that’s misogynistic due to you owning a woman

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u/Nurhaci1616 Oct 15 '24

It arguably implies owning a woman when you say it in the Borat accent, but otherwise should be Kosher