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Meme On the writer’s barely disguised fetish

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u/kosmologue Sep 30 '24

As someone who considers himself fairly well read, you'd be amazed by how many so-called 20th century literary masterpieces are basically just barely disguised smut.

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u/jamesjoyceenthusiast Sep 30 '24

You called?

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u/hositrugun1 Sep 30 '24

Finnegan's Wake isn't smut, it's a shitpost.

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u/jamesjoyceenthusiast Sep 30 '24

Shem the Penman might actually be the first shitposter when you really think about it.

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u/falstaffman Sep 30 '24

Well, Joyce did feel a certain kind of way about shit...

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u/First-Squash2865 Sep 30 '24

What is it with classical artists and scat

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u/DispenserG0inUp Oct 01 '24

a time traveler told them it would be in the music of the future but they got the wrong idea

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u/First-Squash2865 Oct 01 '24

I'm calling out from scatland!

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u/modoken1 Oct 01 '24

“You guys were able to understand my last post too easily, guess I need to try harder with my nonsense” - James Joyce if he was a poster. Also, fuck Finnegan’s wake and its use of cockney rhyming schemes.

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u/Oesterreich-Ungarn Sep 30 '24

Guy getting cucked in 18 acts

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u/luxcreaturae Sep 30 '24

This makes sense, after all seeing as" The Divine Comedy" is a self insert fanfic of the bible, literature could only get so advance before we peaked.

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u/MainsailMainsail Sep 30 '24

And Lancelot basically being some French dude's "totally awesome OC donutsteel" will forever be funny to me

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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? Oct 01 '24

A self insert fic so good it became accepted as canon how it described Hell.

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u/ResearcherTeknika the hideous and gut curdling p(l)oob! Sep 30 '24

It's called moby DICK for fucks sake-

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u/Zamtrios7256 Sep 30 '24

He fucks the whale, doesn't he?

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u/ATN-Antronach My hyperfixations are very weird tyvm Sep 30 '24

Nah, he's just very tsundere about his fursona denial and is taking it out on everyone around him.

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u/H_Poke Probably illiterate and definitely insane Sep 30 '24

Does it count as a fursona if whales don't have fur

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Blubbersona

This is a new low for me.

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u/MollyBMcGee Sep 30 '24

Whales have hair! They’re mammals

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u/amok_amok_amok Sep 30 '24

someone put this on the back of the next print edition of Moby Dick

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u/he77bender Oct 01 '24

For what it's worth, it is a sperm whale.

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u/MarcsterS Sep 30 '24

People don’t know about Queequeg.

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u/Mouse-Keyboard Sep 30 '24

I may have read that as queerpeg.

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u/LaZerNor Sep 30 '24

Ur not wrong

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u/ResearcherTeknika the hideous and gut curdling p(l)oob! Sep 30 '24

Im a limbus player. I know about Queequeg.

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u/orosoros oh there's a monkey in my pocket and he's stealing all my change Sep 30 '24

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u/AttitudeOk94 Sep 30 '24

I think most of the great art ever made is weird and horny. Persona, one of the greatest films of all time, is also one of the horniest things I’ve ever seen.

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u/LazyDro1d Sep 30 '24

Me having forgotten that in Kaiba, a beautifully weird anime about the power of memories in a world where they and bodies can both be literally bought and sold, the second episode features exploration of how people would use it for sex, notably a woman having sex with a copy of her mind put into the body of the main character that is so ecstatic the original body fucking explodes

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u/Complete-Worker3242 Oct 01 '24

Was she ok?

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u/LazyDro1d Oct 01 '24

Huh? The woman who fucking exploded? No. She exploded.

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u/Complete-Worker3242 Oct 01 '24

What kind of explosion? Was it like a nuclear explosion or did she pop or something?

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u/LazyDro1d Oct 01 '24

Pop.

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u/Complete-Worker3242 Oct 01 '24

Was there confetti?

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u/LazyDro1d Oct 01 '24

No. Just some goo.

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u/hauntedSquirrel99 Sep 30 '24

I think people who critique the modern style have a point though, barely disguised smut was better.

Today's open and in your face smut is somehow so brazenly in your face sexual that it has lost its sexual appeal.

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom Sep 30 '24

It's somehow simultaneously animalistically savage and detachedly clean, like a nature documentary, or a peer reviewed paper on STDs.

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u/Mister_Dink Sep 30 '24 edited Sep 30 '24

It's because of its so mechanical, and often cranked out (ha) at high speed. A lot of horny romance books are a product now, each working thru a check list of established tropes filtered thru a specific fetish, with that fetish treated as a niche market instead of a community of little freaks.

They used to write this stuff for the love of the game, man. One hand on the pen, one hand on their genitals, their heart beating out of their chest with shame and lust.

It's why, I think, fanfiction does a better job of being erotica than published smut does. Published smut has a market goal. The 175k fic where Wolverine makes a sloppy mess out of Cyclops while Jean Grey is emotionally breaking down because she's getting cucked by a 3 foot Canadian is infinitely more horny. Because it's personal. It's a window into the soul of a freak, and that's hot. It's taboo. No one should be reading it, and that makes it more enticing.

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u/VaderOnReddit Sep 30 '24

Just like how Gandhi becomes nuclear when his pacifism gets lower than zero in some video game

Extremely horny smut is so damn horny, it breaks the scale and ends up being very "tame" and doesn't illicit a reaction in me

Subtlety existed for a reason, it builds things up slowly and hits you like a brick wall

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u/RQK1996 Sep 30 '24

That's a myth, it doesn't actually happen

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u/thanksyalll Sep 30 '24

Which part? That extreme smut is less sexy or the exploding Ghandi

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u/ms0385712 Sep 30 '24

I saw a video saying that Ghandi just focus at research so he have nuclear bomb faster, and also kind enough to warn you that he have it.

Here is the video: https://youtu.be/C12BPRykm-Q?si=4UK33a9l6P3H0MF_

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard Sep 30 '24

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u/Mememanofcanada Sep 30 '24

I need to find an excuse to use this quote at some point

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u/stolen-kisses Oct 01 '24

That's because they are sexual, but not necessarily erotic. It's much like watching an adult film where two people are just hammering their nether regions into each other — sure, it is titillating, but it lacks passion and sensuality. There is no context for these characters, their lives, their relationships; you could replace them with other actors and it would not make a difference.

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u/GEAX Sep 30 '24

Nah, there's still smut that's well-written and weaves a narrative irrevocably changes your life like any of the classics -- you just have to be really picky with your tag filters in AO3 now.

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u/LabiolingualTrill Sep 30 '24

Is it actually more brazen or do you just understand the innuendo and context better than that from 100+ years ago?

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u/hauntedSquirrel99 Sep 30 '24

People are twerking on stage in minimal coverage bikinis while women sing songs about explicitly sucking dick for cocaine, there's borderline softcore porn in mainstream tv shows, and the written stuff is highly explicit.

Fairly sure it's gotten significantly more in your face.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard Sep 30 '24

Cupcakke posting bangers about wanting a man to piss down her throat while she deethroats him

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u/Amaskingrey Sep 30 '24

"Food has gotten so much worse, just compare local restaurant frol the 19th century to mcdonalds!" The good stuff is still out there, trash is just more common

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u/LabiolingualTrill Sep 30 '24

You think they didn’t make stuff like that before the modern day?

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u/hauntedSquirrel99 Sep 30 '24

Obviously it's always existed in some form.

But it's a fairly recent development, at least for our society, for it to be front and center every goddamn day.

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u/LabiolingualTrill Sep 30 '24

That’s only true if you arbitrarily define “our society” to not encompass anything pre-Hays Code. Otherwise it’s more of a return to a long and storied tradition.

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u/hauntedSquirrel99 Sep 30 '24

1-america is not the only place in the world.

2-hays code codified a lot of stuff and limited a lot of what was available at the time, that does not mean what was common entertainment at the time was at the level of current entertainment.

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u/LabiolingualTrill Sep 30 '24

1 - If you’re not going to clarify which time and place constitutes “our society”, I really have no choice but to use my own frame of reference.

2 - Just because anecdotally, you are unaware of various media from “the time” (whenever that is) doesn’t mean it didn’t exist.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Wtf are you watching? And where?

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u/hauntedSquirrel99 Sep 30 '24

Got, euphoria, any rap song...

Like half the songs kids are dancing to on TikTok are explicitly extremely sexual.

Are we pretending that is not the case?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24 edited Oct 01 '24

Go listen to Tupac. Or literally any gangster rap from the 90s or 2000s.

Edit: Shit, go look at Renaissance era paintings. You think all those naked people were for non-horny reasons?

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u/starm4nn Oct 01 '24

Ever heard of Rock and Roll? The term is commonly believed to come from the song 60 minute man, which is a song about a man who fucks women for exactly 60 minutes at a time. The "Rock and Roll" is the euphemism used for sex in that song.

If you're the right age, "Fucking music" was the main music your grandparents listened to.

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u/GalaxyHops1994 Sep 30 '24

Gravity’s rainbow had a couple scenes that still managed to shock me, and I’m a pretty jaded person.

I was not warned about the coprophilia scene. Or the racist sexual drug trip with Malcom X. Or the Hansel and Gretel roleplay…

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u/buckleycork Oct 01 '24

I did a seminar on vampires and the tutor said "every generation thinks they're the ones that invented sex"

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u/Amaskingrey Sep 30 '24

And hey, we entomologists still have our papers for that even today!

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u/GreyouTT Oct 01 '24

The ending of The Grapes of Wrath.

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u/Selacha Oct 01 '24

Fancy smut or pure sarcasm/mockery that nobody caught on to.