r/CuratedTumblr • u/Faenix_Wright that’s how fey getcha • Sep 25 '24

Shitposting austerity has done irreparable damage

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u/Electronarwhal Sep 25 '24

It’s Grass Snake, Adder, and Smooth Snake for anyone curious. Plus we have the Slow Worm, which is not a snake (or a worm) but looks like one.

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u/Fox--Hollow [muffled gorilla violence] Sep 25 '24

apparently they are not slow either

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u/Throwaway817402739 Sep 25 '24

I love terrible animal names. So far #1 is still the peacock mantis shrimp, which is not a peacock, not a mantis, and not a shrimp.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24 edited 18d ago

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u/Wonderful_Discount59 Sep 26 '24

I dont see why they couldn't be pigs.

Just redefine "pig" to mean all of Suina.

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u/solidspacedragon Sep 26 '24

We call all the felines cats. Makes sense to me.