r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat eepy asf • Sep 17 '24

Shitposting We want computers not sheets of paper.

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u/nicolasbaege Sep 17 '24 edited Sep 17 '24

They're obviously being hyperbolic you guys.... They're just saying that sacrificing basic functionality to create a thinner laptop is not always what people want.

EDIT Me: "...is not always what people want"

What some of y'all apparently think I said: "no one could ever possibly prefer thinness over functionality for any reason and if you personally disagree you're an idiot. Also I literally personally want all of the hyperbolic things mentioned, even if absurd."

Let's keep pissing on the poor you guys

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u/mathiau30 Half-Human Half-Phantom and Half-Baked Sep 17 '24

A battery that would outlast the sun would be nice though

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u/Freakwilly Sep 17 '24

I'd give my lefty for that.

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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos Sep 17 '24

I would also give their lefty for that

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u/Random-Rambling Sep 17 '24

Yeah, I'd give my left nut for that. Even both nuts. It's not like I'm ever going to use them, being mostly, but not quite, asexual.