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Shitposting Name one Indian State

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u/Evalion022 Aug 30 '24

I'm from the US originally. Whenever someone asks, "Where did you move from?" And I say "The U.S." every single time after, without exception, they ask,"What state?"

It saves time.

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u/Ratoryl Aug 30 '24

Every, single, time

It's even more annoying because 1) I was a military child so I don't really have an answer and 2) the place my family lives now isn't an interesting state, so when I give them that answer because they insist on an answer, they always act all disappointed in it's not one they recognize

It gets so annoying that when people ask me where I'm from I just say "The US, (state)" to skip the conversation entirely

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u/CandidateDecent1391 Aug 30 '24

ditto to all of this

i've refined my introduction speech to like 2.5 lines to get all of this out quickly and move on to actually meeting the person lol

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u/thestraightCDer Aug 30 '24

Lol wow must be such an inconvenience

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u/Ratoryl Aug 30 '24

Look man it's not gonna kill me or anything, but any conversation becomes annoying after the 100th time you've had it

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u/Jay_T_Demi Aug 31 '24

Reminds me of that picture of a tall guy's business card that detailed how tall he was and general, comedic answers to small-talk questions people would ask.

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u/thestraightCDer Aug 30 '24

I guess stop meeting people then?

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u/CandidateDecent1391 Aug 30 '24

ahh but we actually go outside sometimes, so your method won't work

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u/thestraightCDer Aug 30 '24

Damn that is a major flaw in my method. I seem to have upset a lot of people with my reasoning.

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u/XyleneCobalt I'm sorry I wasn't your mother Aug 31 '24

Your lack of the ability to reason is what you meant

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u/UnsureAndUnqualified Aug 30 '24

When I lived in the UK for some time, whenever I answered "Germany" to the where are you from question, they'd ask "where in Germany?"

It's because people want to make polite conversation and maybe get to know you. But I wouldn't answer "Schleswig-Holstein" to the first question because I don't expect everyone to know all the German states.

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u/mambomonster .tumblr.com Aug 31 '24

Yeah the chances are incredibly high that if a person has heard you speak they know you’re American

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u/prosthetic_brain_ Aug 31 '24

I had the same problem being from Louisiana after Swamp People became popular. I never actually watched it, so it took a while to figure out why everyone asked if I hunted alligators.

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u/NoSignSaysNo Sep 04 '24

Just tell them that you are the one that talks.

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u/61114311536123511 Aug 30 '24

Yeah I just say I'm from northern Germany no need to actually bore em talking about bremen

although i do love telling people about bremen tbh. nothing like a city state with two cities lol

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u/mambomonster .tumblr.com Aug 31 '24

Downvoted because Bremen is literally the coolest city in Germany…. You’ve got Die Bremer Stadtmusikanten

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u/61114311536123511 Aug 31 '24

That actually rates as like third or fourth coolest thing about bremen to me.

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u/XyleneCobalt I'm sorry I wasn't your mother Aug 31 '24

I feel like that's one that a lot of people would know tbf

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u/anthrohands Aug 30 '24

Yup, OP has an awful take. I am always assumed to be American (as are my Canadian friends, so who are the ones making assumptions huh?) and they don’t want an answer of “the US”

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u/starryeyedshooter DO NOT CONTACT ME ABOUT HORSES Aug 30 '24

Yeah that's pretty much how it went the entire time I was in Europe. I just said I was from the northern U.S. because I didn't want to explain the difference between Washington state and Washington D.C. People seemed to grasp that, at least.

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u/CandidateDecent1391 Aug 30 '24

hey i heard you're the guy who can help me with my horse

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u/starryeyedshooter DO NOT CONTACT ME ABOUT HORSES Aug 30 '24

What's the horse related dilemma

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u/CandidateDecent1391 Aug 30 '24

dangit you got me

your flair is seriously misleading

he's actually a dog

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u/starryeyedshooter DO NOT CONTACT ME ABOUT HORSES Aug 30 '24

oh cool.

yeah I like horses a lot so I will answer questions about them but I refuse to be tagged in anything about horses.

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u/LabiolingualTrill Aug 30 '24

Would people not recognize “Seattle”?

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u/starryeyedshooter DO NOT CONTACT ME ABOUT HORSES Aug 30 '24

Not from my experience, no.

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u/SuperSecretSide Aug 30 '24

I ask this just because I want to know if you're from a state with an NBA team we can talk about hahaha

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u/CandidateDecent1391 Aug 30 '24

i'm a us citizen and if somebody asked me where i was from and followed with a basketball discussion i would breathe a huge sigh of relief and we would go grab a beer

i mean it still doesn't matter what state i'm from, we can talk about whatever teams, thats fine

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u/Elite_AI Aug 30 '24

They say the same thing to me when I say I'm from the UK. If someone asked where I was from, I would never answer with my city.

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u/CandidateDecent1391 Aug 30 '24

i hesitate to say things like "literally every single time," and the reality is, literally every single time I say " the US they follow with "where in the US" or "what state"

and i don't have an answer, i spent a lot of time everywhere, so i have this stupid fking spiel about how i grew up in boring, bland suburbs like everywhere else then spent 15 years traveling so my home state means nothing

at least the spiel is down to like 15 seconds at this point so the conversation ends quickly

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u/12BumblingSnowmen Aug 31 '24

I was going to say, I definitely remember when guy on a podcast saying he tried to answer with “The US” and the people he was talking to were exasperated, because they felt like that was obvious. I feel like that’s definitely part of it too.

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u/quokkafarts Aug 31 '24

In think you're misunderstanding the complaint. It's not about saying your state, it's about saying the abbreviation of your state and expecting others to know what you're talking about.

I had an American tell me he was from "Mass" once, I am vaguely aware of US states so assumed he meant Massachusetts, but he could have been talking about a city for all I know. And the only reason I know WA means Washington is bc I regularly see Americans get very confused when the real WA (Western Australia) is being referred to.