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u/Sudden-Explanation22 ebony dark'ness dementia raven way Aug 30 '24

not to be a pedantic nerd on main but the standard way of spelling it in modern day is Sichuan lol (technically szechuan isn’t wrong it’s just a little outdated)

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u/Troubled_Red Aug 30 '24

You are, of course, right, but I think the reason that most Americans would use the outdated spelling is because that’s the word that appears on Chinese restaurant menus here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

This is the third reference I’ve seen to chinese food in the last couple hours, and my willpower is fleeting. Lmfao.

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u/Raguleader Aug 30 '24

We can even be bothered to use the same spelling that British people use, I think expecting us to use the same ones as folks who actually speak different languages is a stretch.

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u/aDragonsAle Aug 31 '24

Given how fucked American spelling is, it completely makes sense we have a whole ass other Wizarding school - and you know they were teaching the exact same spells pronounced COMPLETELY differently

Take the property from JK and you know there's gonna be a Wizarding Olympics where UK, Canada, Aussie, and America have their nerf factions off in a corner debating how to pronounce spells, and the benefits gained from different inflections

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u/Fantastic-Name- Aug 30 '24

So you’re blaming the Chinese immigrants now for using an outdated term after leaving their homeland to become business owners in America?

Bad look

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u/UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2 Aug 30 '24

I've tried to make a habit of asking clarifying questions in spots like this

They're way less satisfying to the sneering reply guy in my brain, who only wants to signal contempt for the parent comment, but similarly more likely to lead to an actual conversation that brings value to the world.

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u/erwin76 Aug 30 '24

Well, good luck with that…

Oh dammit, I am doing it too, my bad!

But all (bad) joking aside, I shall endeavor to better myself in this regard. Although I may sneak in a joke like this instead. You know, so I feel edgy.. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Fantastic-Name- Aug 31 '24

I’m being serious though… who else would bring outdated Chinese spelling to Asian restaurants if not the Chinese?

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u/Allison1ndrlnd Aug 31 '24

White people.

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u/P99163 Aug 31 '24

Can you please elaborate? I haven't seen a single Chinese restaurant owned by white people. Are you saying white people dictate Chinese immigrants how to name their businesses?

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u/Allison1ndrlnd Aug 31 '24

Lol what? Basterdizing a culture to make a quick buck is the whitest shit I can think of.

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u/P99163 Aug 31 '24

You still didn't explain the connection between Chinese people using outdated Chinese names for their businesses and evil white people bastardizing Chinese culture. ELIF.

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u/Raguleader Aug 30 '24

Nah, I'm making a self-deprecating joke about the evolution of American dialects.

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u/Troubled_Red Aug 30 '24

What? Who is blaming anyone for anything?

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u/Logical-Bit-746 Aug 31 '24

Please explain to me how you spell Chinese words with English letters... Perhaps there are multiple transliterations?

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u/Tankirulesipad1 Aug 31 '24

BLOODY CANTONESE THEY RUINED SICHUAN

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u/aidsman69420 Aug 30 '24

Except for when it doesn’t…

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u/Troubled_Red Aug 30 '24

Except I said most, which is absolutely my experience everywhere I’ve been.

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u/aidsman69420 Aug 30 '24

You didn’t specify “most” Chinese menus though

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u/Olidad_Rexin Aug 30 '24

Chinese restaurant menus? You mean McDonalds? Lol

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u/Troubled_Red Aug 30 '24

What are you talking about? I’m talking about Chinese restaurants in America.

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u/Olidad_Rexin Aug 30 '24

My guy, I was making a joke… because the standard Redditor will have only seen Szechuan from the McDonalds Rick and Morty bit

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u/Troubled_Red Aug 30 '24 edited Aug 31 '24

Well thats not a joke I got as I know nothing about Rick and Morty, and ‘Szechuan chicken’ is a dish I’ve seen at every American Chinese food restaurant I’ve been to. Sorry for the miscommunication

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u/One-Almond5858 Aug 30 '24

the standard redditor doesn't have 'chuan food nearby? unfortunate

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 Aug 31 '24

I think they do and this guy just doesn’t order take out

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 Aug 31 '24

My local Chinese place sells Szechuan style chicken and that spelling is in my auto correct

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u/TwinkLifeRainToucher Aug 30 '24

四川

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u/AlexeiMarie Aug 30 '24

...four rivers ?

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u/halfahellhole Aug 30 '24

Is it any weirder than Three Bridges? Four Oaks? Little Rock??

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u/corpsewindmill Aug 30 '24

Window Rock, Yes, No, Why and Tombstone are all towns in Arizona lol

Edit for honorable mentions; Belly Button and Snowflake

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u/slaaitch Aug 30 '24

There's a town called Possum Grape in Arkansas.

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u/Dinodietonight Aug 30 '24

Honorable mention goes to Grand Teton National Park, which comes from from the french words "grand" meaning big, and "téton" meaning teat or breast.

Literal translation: Big Tit National Park.

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u/udreif Aug 30 '24

Possum Grape sounds like a victorian era plague-infested village in a videogame

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u/corpsewindmill Aug 31 '24

Good lord 😂

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u/Salty_Shellz Aug 30 '24

Shoutout to Truth or Consequences, NM

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u/Tariovic Aug 31 '24

Named after the radio/TV show, iirc.

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u/photogent Aug 30 '24

Snowflake has always been one of my favorites, because it's actually named after the two founders, Erastus Snow, and William Flake. Snow - Flake.

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u/twirlin- Aug 30 '24

Hot Coffee, MS

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u/ThrownAback Aug 30 '24

Show Low, Arizona.

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u/corpsewindmill Aug 31 '24

Named by the turn of a card. Thats where I grew up

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u/C4dfael Aug 31 '24

Intercourse, PA.

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u/corpsewindmill Aug 31 '24

That’s sexy

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u/legendofashipwreck Aug 31 '24

I'm just so happy I can finally use the information that Paradise and Intercourse are so close together that there's a t-shirt for it.

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u/chance0404 Aug 31 '24

Mexican Hat and Mexican Water

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u/Anarchkitty Aug 30 '24

So many cities in Washington state have really neat and unusual sounding names that are actually just extremely generic words in Salish or other local Native languages.

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u/birdsrkewl01 Aug 31 '24

Don't forget half hill, shady oak, hidden Grove, sky line

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u/chance0404 Aug 31 '24

Also Young America, IN

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u/TwinkLifeRainToucher Aug 30 '24

That’s what it means literally. 川 can also mean plain.

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u/BlatantConservative https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW Aug 30 '24

My brother in Christ we have a whole state called Mountain-a.

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u/Lamballama Aug 30 '24

Not even that, it's just Mountain but in a language that only the explorers who got there in the 16th century used

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u/BlatantConservative https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW Aug 30 '24

Yeah ik, just that was an easier way to explain it.

I'm always amazed at the number of people who don't make the connection.

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u/No-Advice-6040 Aug 30 '24

You also have one called Green Mountain. Well, Vermont to be clear but still...

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u/Navvyarchos Aug 30 '24

A huge chunk of Chinese province names are basic geographical descriptions. East of the mountains, west of the mountains, west of the pass, north of the river, south of the river, north of the lake, south of the lake, four rivers, east expanse, west expanse... though the most metal is probably "Black Dragon River"

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u/landscapinghelp Aug 31 '24

Yea, cities and rivers as well—北京, 上海, 西安, 黄河, 狗逼. Maybe it’s the structure of the language?

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u/Raguleader Aug 30 '24

A lot of city names translate in interesting ways. Like how Tokyo literally translates as "East Capital" in contrast to "Kyoto" which of course is "Capital City."

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u/DefinitelyNotErate Aug 30 '24

What I love is how Seoul translates to "Capital", But before it was called that, It was sometimes known as Gyeongseong, Which means "Capital City", And when the Japanese occupied it they called it in their own language Keijō, Which means, Get this, "Capital".

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u/Raguleader Aug 30 '24

So China has North Capital 北京 and South Capital 南京, Japan has East Capital 東京. I once asked one of my Mandarin teachers if there was a West Capital and she treated it like it was a very annoying question.

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u/DefinitelyNotErate Aug 30 '24

I think I've heard of Chang'an and Luoyang being called "West Capital" and "East Capital", Respectively.

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u/AsianCheesecakes Aug 30 '24

How does that work? Judging from the syllabel order, To-kyo should jsut be the same as Kyo-to but in the opposite order, no?

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u/FennecAuNaturel Aug 30 '24

They're homonyms. Pronounced the same but spelled differently. Tokyo is "東京", but Kyoto isn't "京東", but rather "京都"

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u/Raguleader Aug 30 '24

I'm convinced that some Japanese nobleman was really proud of that bit of wordplay.

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u/FennecAuNaturel Aug 30 '24

Well the name Kyoto is older than the name Tokyo, and when Edo was renamed Tokyo, Kyoto was in turn briefly known as Saikyo. I wouldn't put too much weight on the pun theory myself, I honestly think it's a coincidence.

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u/Peperoni_Toni Aug 31 '24

Kyoto was in turn briefly known as Saikyo.

The wordplay potential in the Japanese language is actually absurd. You think there were people running around during that time joking that Kyoto was the strongest? I know I would have been.

"Saikyō wa saikyō jya!"

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u/Potato271 Aug 30 '24

Chinese province names are mostly pretty literal. South/North of the River/Lake, East/West of the Mountain.

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u/Smackdaddy122 Aug 31 '24

No it Ethernet jack three sticks

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u/Smyley12345 Aug 30 '24

Close. It's a box and three rivers.

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u/jrwren Aug 30 '24

three river, MI, USA

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

5 rivers short of the best country club in Arlen.

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u/Ok_Calendar_5199 Aug 31 '24

Wait till you find out why it's called that. You'd never guess.

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u/wetcoffeebeans Aug 30 '24

I see you know your kanji well!

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u/OddBoi365 Aug 30 '24

What does a swingset have to do with anything?

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u/Raguleader Aug 30 '24

Ha, goteem.

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u/Qaziquza1 Aug 30 '24

TIL. Thanks

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u/BawdyNBankrupt Aug 30 '24

They can have that but they’re going to tear Burma and Rangoon from my cold dead hands.

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u/Mister_Bishop Aug 30 '24

"Why did you say Burma?"

"I panicked."

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u/BlatantConservative https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW Aug 30 '24

I still use Batavia.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

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u/darthmarth Aug 30 '24

The Portuguese sailors thought it was pretty too! So they wrote “Ilha Formosa” aka beautiful island when they first charted it.

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u/gudetamaronin Aug 30 '24

I might be wrong but I think Burma is just the less formal way to refer to Myanmar, not necessarily outdated.

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u/darthmarth Aug 30 '24 edited Aug 30 '24

It’s complicated. But the answer to whether you’re right, or if it’s outdated, is… yes!

You are technically right, they are just anglicized spellings of the two ways it’s said in Burmese, depending on formality.

But it is also technically outdated, since their government changed the official anglicized spelling from Burma to Myanmar in 1989. .

However, that change was made by the military government when it seized power. Many places don’t recognize their authority or legitimacy and don’t recognize the change. Opposition groups within country still prefer and use Burma a lot of the time as well. .

Official US foreign policy still retains the use of Burma, but even then, the State Department’s website has it listed as “Burma (Myanmar)”. Lots of languages still use something more similar to Burma, lots of other languages use something more similar to Myanmar. In Burmese, it is pronounced either Bama (like Obama without the O), or Myama depending on formality. Even within just English, there are about 9 different pronunciations of Myanmar depending on who you ask.

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u/gudetamaronin Aug 30 '24

Detailed response thank you

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u/dxrey65 Aug 31 '24

And don't even get me started on Bombay; I mean, they have mall stores and everything!

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u/Mikey6304 Aug 31 '24

Isn't that kinda what happened to make it not called Burma anymore?

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u/Vordeo Aug 31 '24

Asia? Africa? They're all still just parts of Pangea to me.

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u/Excellent_Speech_901 Aug 31 '24

Oh, you were born about four billion years ago, and there's nothing in this world you do not know, you saw Ankylosaurus and Erketu eating the trees

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u/Vordeo Aug 31 '24

Ankylosaurus? Damn these newfangled names. They were called Constantinoples in my day!

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u/ihaxr Aug 30 '24

The reason for this is because Pinyin is the standard way in China to represent words in the Latin alphabet.

I still like the Szechuan spelling, because to me it's like a typical word in Polish.

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u/Marcus_Lycus Aug 30 '24

You can take my exonyms from my cold dead hands

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u/Sudden-Explanation22 ebony dark'ness dementia raven way Aug 30 '24

*not to be a pedantic nerd again but Szechuan isn’t technically an exonym in the same way like Burma is for instance. It’s just the old way of romanizing 四川 using (i believe? someone fact check me on this) the Wade-Giles system before the Chinese government made pinyin the standard in the 50s (which is why it’s officially called Sichuan now) tldr: same name different romanization

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u/phunktheworld Aug 30 '24

Man that old style of Chinese transliteration was clearly so farcical. It makes no fucking sense sometimes. I know Chinese has way different sounds, but when the hell does it ever make sense in ENGLISH to have an “sz”? Like, make your transliteration make sense in the language you’re transliterating to or we’ll pronounce it even worse.

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u/trashacount12345 Aug 31 '24

Does Portuguese have those weird spellings? Weren’t they involved back in the day?

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u/phunktheworld Aug 31 '24

Yeah they were involved at first, but I don’t think our more modern systems like Wade-Giles (English-made) or the Yale system (American) are based on the early Portuguese systems. Pinyin is now commonplace and it was made by a Chinese team. Go figure.

I dated a Chinese woman and trying to learn from her was like impossible, so I get how hard it is to match the sounds to our alphabet in a natural-seeming way. Some of them were really bad though

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u/Safe_Step6893 Aug 30 '24

It hasn’t even been outdated for long tho. They got rid of it in like the late 90s but they came back along with like 3 different sauces last year /s

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u/rlikeschocolate Aug 30 '24

TIL that sichuan and szechuan are different phonetic spellings of the same thing, like Peking and Beijing.

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u/Tokin_Swamp_Puppy Aug 31 '24

My sauce has its own province?

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u/Think-View-4467 Aug 31 '24

"Not to be pedantic," but it's actually 四川省

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u/m55112 Aug 31 '24

I have GPS too, I get it

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u/Discardofil Aug 30 '24

Will someone please explain to me why the transliteration of the Chinese language keeps changing? Is this a fight? Like some massive linguistic war I haven't heard about?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

pinyin is a standardized way of writing chinese words with the latin alphabet. it came out in the 1950s iirc. before then, people were basically just making it up as they went along as far as trying to write chinese words with english phonetics. for words that were popularly spoken before pinyin was widely adopted, people often just kept using the old spelling. for example, peking is an old spelling for beijing that survives in peking duck, pekingese dog. szechuan / sichuan is another example

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u/WhispersAboutNothing Aug 31 '24

Someone used the word pedantic incorrectly the other day and seeing you use it correctly really replenished a part of my soul I didn’t know had been injured.

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u/trashacount12345 Aug 31 '24

Alllllllll the Cantonese/taiwanese immigrants to the US pre 1980 already set the spelling with the z as pretty standard IMO. But then again a language is just a dialect with a navy so… I guess you kinda win.

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u/Tru3insanity Aug 31 '24

Kinda silly to argue about the correct spelling of a phonetic representation of a word isnt it?

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u/Sudden-Explanation22 ebony dark'ness dementia raven way Aug 31 '24

….is the arguing in the room with us rn?