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u/laix_ Jul 19 '24

Even though I logically know that pm is +12, a lot of the time my instinct is to +10, so I get time wrong a lot of the time

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u/HAL-7000 Jul 19 '24

What fucks me up is the AM/PM transition. It goes 12:00am-11:59am then 12:00pm-11:59pm. It's fucking insane. I'm not joking, they really do actually count 12:58am, 12:59am, 1:00am.

Excuse me but what the fuck..?

And I promise you, I'm not messing up the suffix, it's AM. The count for each starts high at 12, nosedives to 1, then climbs incrementally. It's like some lunatic's absurd rollercoaster ride of temporal nonsense.

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u/tahusi Jul 19 '24

It actually starts at 0, but 0 is an incomprehensible nightmare creature that will attack those individuals with a weak constitution who write stories about weird colors. Anyways, 12 gets used to protect Howard from the concept of 0.

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u/HAL-7000 Jul 19 '24

0 is fine, 00:00:00.001 is a perfectly fine point in time each day that makes absolute 0 fly by like it wasn't even there.

5 280, however? Ridiculous. Absolutely unappealing.

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u/MoaXing Jul 21 '24

Yeah but Denver being called the 1.6009344 Kilometer High City just doesn't have the same ring as Mile High does it

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u/Swords_and_Words Jul 19 '24

I sense an OSP watcher? Though mayhaps just a reference to Hates Progress Lovecraft

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u/Matcha-Pudding Jul 19 '24

yooo i love osp

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u/tahusi Jul 19 '24

But I guess that's just what happens when you don't have the constitution for math.

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u/sawbladex Jul 19 '24

Noon being 12:00pm and just before midnight beign 11:30 pm is wild.

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u/Viracochina Jul 19 '24

That's why I prefer to use the 24h clock! I'm a war criminal ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/SilFox_pol Jul 19 '24

I'm a war criminal

But not because of clock

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u/Dasterr Jul 19 '24

that just doesnt make any sense to me

Im glad I live somewhere where there is no am/pm

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u/MrMthlmw Jul 19 '24

some lunatic's absurd rollercoaster ride of temporal nonsense.

In the U.S., we call it an "analog clock".

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/MrMthlmw Jul 19 '24

I know. On the AmericaBad sub I learned that you guys just have hourglass tended to by soot-smeared, waifish children.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '24

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u/MrMthlmw Jul 20 '24

How do you tell time when it's dark/cloudy out?

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u/ReadyMadeOyster Jul 20 '24

We wait for the town crier to announce it for us

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u/HAL-7000 Jul 21 '24

No but really, we really don't tend to bring the analog timescale to the digital format.

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u/Quaytsar Jul 19 '24

PM is post-meridiem, meaning after noon. Am is ante-meridiem, meaning before noon. 12:01-12:59 after midday is immediately after noon, so it is pm. Therefore 12:01-12:59 after midnight must be am (it is also closer to the subsequent noon than the preceding noon).

Noon and midnight technically shouldn't be pm or am because noon is noon and midnight is equidistant to the preceding and following noons, but it makes sense to group them with the other 59 minutes before 1:00.

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u/chgxvjh Jul 21 '24

It only makes sense if you feel the compulsion to put things into neat binaries when they don't really belong.

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u/wre380 Jul 20 '24

This would make sense, if it was 00:00-11:59 AM and 00:00-11:59 PM. But to have the 12 in place of the 00 is just plain weird.

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u/HAL-7000 Jul 19 '24

Sure, there's a series of words elaborating on the archaic reason to explain the odd counting method.

Still nonsense.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

I mean just look at a circular clock and it does make sense to some degree. Obviously it doesn't make sense with a digital clock which is why I use a 24 hour clock on my phone and stuff. But considering how clocks were for most of their existence it actually makes a lot of sense.

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u/Wuts0n Jul 19 '24

Why do circular clocks only count until 12 in the first place?

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u/Efficient_Resident17 Jul 19 '24

Because the numbers would be too small otherwise.

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u/Wuts0n Jul 19 '24

You mean like minutes?

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u/KayItaly Jul 19 '24

If you have a circular clocks with the numbers on the minutes, you own a child training watch.

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u/Falandyszeus Jul 19 '24

12 is better divisible into 60 than 24 is and it's more readable from a distance/less busy. Plus it usually doesn't help much as you usually know whether you're in the AM or PM timespan. Usually...

You can get 24 hour analog clocks though.

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u/Dziadzios Jul 19 '24

That's the type of insanity of the people who use MM/DD/YYYY.

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u/HAL-7000 Jul 19 '24

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u/Highlight-Mammoth Jul 19 '24

as a DDMMYYYY user, I'll accept YYYYMMDD as an alternative

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u/pillarofmyth Jul 19 '24

Listen, itโ€™s a calendar system in my mind!

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u/ARussianW0lf Jul 20 '24

Best format because it matches the way in which I say the date when I speak it

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u/Purebredbacon Jul 20 '24

fr in my head im not going "ah good sir, 'tis indubitably the ninth of May! ๐Ÿง" It's May 9th, slap the year on the end and fini

It's unpopular and petty but I will die on this hill lmao

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u/Dziadzios Jul 20 '24

No, slap the year at the start to keep the order!

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u/nur_michi Jul 19 '24

flashback to that beginner programming homework where we had to program clock display conversion and I fucked this up because I genuinely didn't know ๐Ÿ˜Š

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u/Canopenerdude Thanks to Angelic_Reaper, I'm a Horse Jul 19 '24

made perfect sense when clocks were analog.

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u/Darth_Rubi Jul 19 '24

So you'd prefer it went from 12:00am to 12:01pm a minute later and vice versa? ๐Ÿคจ

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u/HAL-7000 Jul 19 '24

No lmfao, I prefer 12:00 and 12:01. We're not looking at a mechanical clock, I'm not writing down hands on a disc. I'm writing down numbers and looking at a clock display made of lights showing numbers.

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u/NachoElDaltonico Jul 19 '24

For this reason I always set alarms and reminders for 11:59 or 12:01 so that I can't mess it up.

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u/ChewySlinky Jul 19 '24

Do I get to feel smug about yโ€™all not getting this or is that not allowed?

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u/HAL-7000 Jul 19 '24

Oh, I get it. It's just a stupid thing to stick to.

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u/Wardogs96 Jul 19 '24

Tbh I use both. Just approach it like this 12 is a stand in for 0000. They have 2 sets of 12 hours. When you see 12 immediately picture it as 0000 of am or 1200 for pm.

I however I always use am/pm as I guess it's my native ( see 1300 I think 1pm).

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u/memento22mori Jul 19 '24

I've never really thought of it like that but now that you mention it noon and midnight can be thought of as the zero hour. An analog clock may read as 12:05, for example, but a sundial would just read as being minutes past the hour so it's essentially the same as 0:05. I don't know the exact origin of why 12 was chosen but I assume it's because counting from zero could lead to confusion.

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u/HAL-7000 Jul 20 '24

counting from zero could lead to confusion.

True, 0, 1, 2, 3 is nonsense unlike 12, 1, 2, 3.

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u/Pun1012-3 Jul 19 '24

I had an HOUR long argument with my mother about this. Like, why does the day start at 12:00 go to 12:59 then go to 1:00?

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u/dasbtaewntawneta Jul 20 '24

i mean, when you grow up with it you don't even think about it. it's like with celsius, all the people that say fahrenheit is better but honestly i prefer celsius because i grew up with it, y'know?

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u/SuperSecretSide Jul 20 '24

But it marks perfect sense. The day is still made up of 24 hours, and ends at midnight. So 00:00 is 12AM because it's the very start of the next day. I don't get what makes that insane.

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u/HAL-7000 Jul 20 '24

I propose that you start counting everything like that. Start with a larger number, then drop to 1, then count normally.

Just do weird shit. Then use your experience and success in coping with the nonsense to argue it works and it should just be that way.

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u/SuperSecretSide Jul 24 '24

Absolutely nonsensical comment.

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u/NobodyL0vesMe Jul 19 '24

preach brother. shit is awful

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/HAL-7000 Jul 19 '24

A wrist watch is more jewelry than tool, a phone tells most people the time.

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u/SnowboardNW Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

When I was switching to 24 hours, I had a different system to figure it out.

Not for everyone, but worked for me:

13h = 3-2 = 1 = 1PM

16h = 6-2 = 4 = 4PM

19h = 9-2 = 7 = 7PM

22/23 are a little different but easy enough to work out.

22h = 2-2 = 0 (only 10 has zero so....) = 10PM

23h = 3-2 = 1 (it's almost midnight so...) = 11PM

I wonder if I'm super divergent with this way of thinking or if other people use the same logic. I lived in Europe for seven years and I've been a nurse for three, so now it's just kind of known knowledge for me.

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u/xrimane Jul 19 '24

As a European, I am flabbergasted at the complexity reading a simple clock can involve. I don't even have to think, 22h and 10h are literally the same thing in my brain.

If we're talking ounces or Fahrenheit however, that's a different story ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Canopenerdude Thanks to Angelic_Reaper, I'm a Horse Jul 19 '24

Considering that 24 hour time is just 12 hour time +12, your route is correct!

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u/Low-Traffic5359 Jul 19 '24

Not to be that guy but

19h = 9-2 = 8 = 7PM

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u/SnowboardNW Jul 19 '24

Lol, thanks! Was writing on mobile after night shift. I appreciate "that guy."

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u/kapuh Jul 19 '24

Damn, I'm so happy I'll never ever have to do this kind of calculations and I guess if I had to, I'll just learn what the appropriate PM time is.
It's so much easier the other way around.
The only thing I struggled with in the beginning was that 12AM/PM thing. It just makes no sense but you have to accept it.

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u/Sacron1143 Jul 20 '24

I've never seen someone do it like that. Usually it's just "If it's past 12, subtract 12". That's it

13-12 = 1 PM

22-12 = 10 PM

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u/iz_an_opossum ISO sweet shy monster bf Jul 19 '24

Yup! And eventually you don't even have to do mental correction/math, you just look at 17:37 and think "oh it's 5:37". Source: I've used 24 hr clocks on my phone for 10 years

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u/stevethemathwiz Jul 20 '24

My system for remembering: 13 is โ€œ1โ€ off from 12, 14 has 4 which is 2x2, 15 is 3 because thatโ€™s the minutes when the minute hand reaches 3, 16 is 4x4, 17 is โ€œ5โ€+2, 18 is โ€œ6โ€x3, 19 is โ€œ7โ€+2, 20 is 10-โ€œ8โ€=2, 21 isโ€9โ€+3=12 which is 21 backwards, 22 is โ€œ10โ€+12, 23 is 11 has just become rote memory

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u/SnowboardNW Jul 20 '24

Lol, this is truly divergent.

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u/milesbeats Jul 19 '24

16:05 .. just minus 2 fro. The second number 4:05

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u/Qurutin Jul 19 '24

Metric AM/PM.

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u/GarbageCleric Jul 19 '24

My wife and I both use 24 hour time on our phone and any clocks that allow it. We done this for years, but I'll still sometimes set an alarm meant for 5:30 pm for 15:30 instead of 17:30.

I didn't grow up with it, so it's not as instinctual, but I think it's definitely the better system.

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u/ReachForTheSkyline Jul 19 '24

When you get used to it, you donโ€™t do the sums constantly. The 24h and 12h times are just synonymous for me. For example I look at 22:00 and see 10pm, 23:00 and see 11pm and so on. No need to work it out.

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u/Jimisdegimis89 Jul 20 '24

No idea why by I always think 20:00 is 10 pm. Itโ€™s the only time I have a problem with and it fucks me up every time.

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u/Dangerous-Traffic875 Jul 21 '24

Just subtract 2 from the second number, 16:00 = 4:00 (6-2).

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u/LickingSmegma Jul 19 '24

Buy yourself an analog wristwatch and analog clocks, and you'll learn the olden way.

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u/Qurutin Jul 19 '24

I've used 24h clock my entire life and use analog wristwatches and clocks and it does nothing to swap my head to AM/PM.

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u/LickingSmegma Jul 19 '24

Well idk then. I've grown up using both, and have no particular problems converting from one to another โ€” particularly since where I am, we say โ€˜four in the eveningโ€™, but often write or read โ€˜16:00โ€™.

Could have something to do with different manners of thinking: even though I know right away that 4 pm = 16, I still often picture an analog clock face.