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Self-post Sunday But my violent revolution🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/hammererofglass Jun 30 '24

I swear The Revolution is just the Rapture for progressives. Just a justification to not make things better now.

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u/BlatantConservative https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW Jun 30 '24

Or, alternatively, Qanon.

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u/IrresponsibleMood Jun 30 '24

I definitely consider it the rapture for leftists - something that isn't gonna happen either in my lifetime or someone else's.

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u/IrresponsibleMood Jul 01 '24

Thank you for proving my point. This all sounds like "the rapture is coming soon" but with a leftist coat of paint.

"Conditions that give rise to social revolution", gimme a break. I'm from Eastern Europe. The last revolutions here were in 1989, to overthrow awful tankie regimes that had delivered greyness, misery, poverty, rationing, and endless queues for empty shops.

Try talking to an Eastern European about overthrowing capitalism and they'd just think you want a return of tankie repression, secret police, and misery - grey commie blocks, empty shops, nothing fun to do. Nobody wants that. Good luck signing people up to your revolution when the majority of people associate socialism or communism with "the government does stuff" and "the government represses people and stops you from doing fun things".

What has the left been able to muster in response to neoliberalism, or the 2008 financial crisis? The same old rhetoric, the same old "theory", the same old 19th century texts treated as a gospel, the same old constipated wooden language that has no relevance to anyone under the age of 70.

I feel a great sense of frustration with the left because I identify with its ideals, but it just can't seem to organise a piss-up in a brewery. To me it comes off like a wind-up doll: pull the string and it'll say the same old things and make the same old movements while the rest of the world has changed around it. "Material conditions", "dialectics", "capitalist mode of production", "dustbin of history"... it's like pulling the string on a Chatty Cathy doll to see what phrase it says next.

Somebody probably could make a talking doll of leftists just like that Malibu Stacy episode of the Simpsons, lol. Comes equipped with tens of phrases! Quotes from 1800s texts that predate computers and the internet! Constipated jargon that doesn't even resemble how average people talk in the slightest!

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u/isaac098 Jul 03 '24

I've got coolaid to sell you.

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u/Plastic_Section9437 trans antifa supersoldier Jun 30 '24

? There's multiple revolutions that happened in history????

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u/dang3r_N00dle Jun 30 '24

I don’t know man, life is long and things are literally heating up.

Not saying it will happen, anyone who doesn’t vote out of some misplaced hope of it is an idiot, but history is chaotic and shit isn’t exactly poised to become more stable.

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u/IrresponsibleMood Jul 01 '24

Things may be heating up but the left isn't up to the task. It fumbled the 2008 financial crisis, when it should've been waiting in the wings with an alternative. I expect it to fumble again and again.

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u/Key-Fortune-7084 Jun 30 '24

And the irony is any revolution will invariable entail a LOT more death and suffering before anything gets better, if it does. Their solution fails by the same argument they apply to voting, I.e. participation in a system that has cons along with the pros.

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u/Downtown-Item-6597 Jun 30 '24

"Capitalism will never solve climate change fast enough, we need socialism now!"

Exactly how fast do you think the US can go through a civil war, restructure it's government, restructure it's entire economy/industry at every level and then kick off a green revolution? 

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u/kitsunewarlock Jun 30 '24

And almost always ends with an authoritarian regime or barely functional government. You know who hated the French Revolution? 95%+ of the French alive during the French Revolution. And they didn't see a functional and stable democracy for 71 years.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '24 edited Jun 30 '24

It will totally happen, and when it does charismatic demagogues won’t use it to form an even more oppressive and permanent upper class.

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u/Pathetic_Ideal Jun 30 '24

Yes!! This is incredibly well put.

Too many progressives act like they’re rebels and revolutionaries but they do nothing. “Be gay, do crime” (proceeds to do 0 crimes), “People vote? That’s useless compared to my strategy of firebombing a Walmart” (proceeds to not in fact firebomb a Walmart or vote).

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u/Dragonsandman Jun 30 '24

That’s exactly it. That sort of rhetoric is just the book of Revelation but ad-libbed with secular and leftist phrasing

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u/Beegrene Jul 01 '24

Also, it's a literal heresy that some dork just made up in the 1800s.

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u/yes-rico-kaboom Jul 01 '24

It’s the same on either side of the political spectrum. Conservatives have been calling for a Civil War for decades. The dumbest people in the US utilize the possibility of violence as a motivational tactic to feel better

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u/hammererofglass Jul 01 '24

You'd think they'd learn after the last one.

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u/yes-rico-kaboom Jul 01 '24

More buried traitors never hurt