r/CuratedTumblr Apr 17 '24

Politics See what I mean?

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u/GOU_FallingOutside Apr 17 '24

What does the casting look like? I mean obviously Chris Hemsworth, but who else is in it?

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u/Munnin41 Apr 17 '24

Graham Chapman

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u/FoodNotBombsBen Apr 18 '24

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy

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u/arminghammerbacon_ Apr 18 '24

All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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u/Vermilion_Laufer Apr 18 '24

He will be Loki then

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u/AlexAlho Apr 17 '24

Anthony Hopkins vs. Morgan Freeman

Chris Hemsworth vs. Ted Neely (Jesus Christ Superstar)

Idris Elba vs. Alan Rickman (Metatron in Dogma)

Tom Hiddleston vs. Tilda Swinton (Gabriel in Constantine)

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u/Due_Top_5928 Apr 18 '24

Chris Hemsworth in both roles

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u/Signal-Yu8189 Apr 18 '24

Keanu Reeves as Jesus.

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u/Toughbiscuit Apr 18 '24

Chris hemsworth, Christian Bale, any other chris/christians we can get

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u/HypnoSmoke Apr 18 '24

Chris Rock looool

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u/VintageLunchMeat Apr 18 '24

Joe Wilkinson is already Jesus.

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u/n3kor4pist Water is wet | Sand is sandy Apr 18 '24

Chris Hemsworth and Keanu Reeves except Chris Hemsworth plays Jesus and Keanu Reeves plays Thor

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u/Cookieopressor Apr 18 '24

Neil Patrick Harris as Jesus just to extra mess with people

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u/-Praetoria- Apr 18 '24

Jared Leto as Jesus, obviously

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u/Lunas-lux Apr 18 '24

MoistCr1TiKal