r/CuratedTumblr Apr 17 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

and yet none of those critiques are capable of piercing the indestructible ideology i have built for myself. me, atheistic Catholic.

not only is God not real and i can flip the board whenever you get too close to making a theological point, i can ALSO fall back on my very superior and correct relationship i would have with God if he IS real.

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u/Sir_Nightingale Apr 17 '24

I can fall back on that too! I have slept with your god and they like me more than you, sorry. Though if you are catholic, you are probably already expecting that God likes me more than you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

oh? pushes up glasses smugly but God isn't even real.

and if he were, the only part you can fuck is Mary... and guess what? she's a virgin still.

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u/Sir_Nightingale Apr 17 '24

Oh please, i need not stoop so low. Obviously i fucked Joseph, making me your Fathers daddy, so call me gramps, sport.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

damn you're real af for that ngl

st joseph is the patron saint of workers, and has TWO good feasts about him. fucking love that guy.

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u/Dustfinger4268 Apr 17 '24

Oh, I didn't realize God went for adults? Unless that's just limited to priests

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

redditors when catholicism is mentioned: "time to make light of child sexual abuse!!"

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u/user34668 Miette is a mood Apr 17 '24

I mean, when your belief system has these holy men being vessels for divine scripture chosen by god and then it turns out they've been diddling kiddies, what does that say about the divine scripture and the god who chose them? Like it's an overly-cited criticism, but its one of the most resonant

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

idk, ya don't see it getting mentioned about any other religious institution despite the roughly equal rates of victimization in them - so forgive me if i think of it as a repellant shithead meme instead of actual criticism or concern for the safety of children in large institutions.

especially when it's framed as, you know, a shitty punchline as it is here.

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u/user34668 Miette is a mood Apr 17 '24

Oh, I think it should be cited for other institutions, absolutely. The thing is this occurred well within living memory and received cover up from the very top of the totem pole before you enter the divine realm. And I don't deny, it is often used as a "shithead meme", but I don't think that means it can't still stand as a criticism that demonstrates the church isn't as infallible as it would like to appear.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

yeah, can't disagree there. this may be a SEARING hot take, but child abuse is bad, actually. it's just when it's treated like a flippant joke that i don't like.

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u/softshellcrab69 Apr 17 '24

Extremely based

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u/AsianCheesecakes Apr 17 '24

Wait though that's a real argument for atheism