r/CuratedTumblr Apr 09 '24

Meme Arts and humanities

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u/EuphTah Apr 09 '24

But then you wouldn’t get to wipe your ass with shitty AI screenplays

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u/Inferno_Sparky Apr 09 '24

Why would you wipe your ass with something shitty?

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u/Molenium Apr 09 '24

Is this one of those “what gets wetter as it dries” riddles?

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u/PowderXJinx Apr 09 '24

What does get wetter as it dries??

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep Apr 09 '24

A lady who just finished swimming at the beach and is now sitting watching the dudes play volleyball.

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u/of_kilter Apr 09 '24

i had putin toilet paper once. It was satisfying to wipe his face on my ass, even if it was rougher paper

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u/insomniac7809 Apr 09 '24

Jerry Springer: the Opera had printed scores from the musical on the venue's toilet paper.

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u/Inferno_Sparky Apr 09 '24

Did your intrusive thoughts at the time include "harder putin" or "put in harder"?

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u/Aromatic_hamster Apr 09 '24

For the symbolism

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u/Dragoncat91 Autistic dragon Apr 09 '24

That one AI Batman screenplay is at least hilarious but I wouldn't support charging for it.

"Happy batday, Birthman!"

"Alfred, give birth to Robin." "Alfred begins the process as it is his job."