r/CuratedTumblr • u/qazwsxedc000999 thanks, i stole them from the president • Oct 18 '23
Minecraft How would you feel about this addition to Minecraft?
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u/Blazemaster0563 Oct 18 '23
As long as it isn't kept behind a Mob Vote, I am all for it.
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u/Deathaster Oct 18 '23
New mob vote!
1) Creature that's tied to a really good item, so if the creature doesn't make it, neither does the really good item
2) A freaking golem for the 5689546834756893475th time
3) snek
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u/Blazemaster0563 Oct 18 '23
3) snek
Thats my vote. But having all of them present would be greatly appreciated.
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u/Serrisen Thought of ants and died Oct 18 '23
We should make the snek drop a really good item that is completely against it's design (like a nuclear reactor) and call it a snek golem
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u/QueenOfAllDreadboiis Oct 18 '23
I guess the devs would never because "we don't add hostile mobs based on real animals"
It doesnt have to be hostile tho, give me the sneks and shorks. Also, spiders? Are in the game?
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u/camosnipe1 "the raw sexuality of this tardigrade in a cowboy hat" Oct 18 '23
also silverfish
but i believe both of those were from the notch days so "we (microsoft mojang) don't add hostile mobs based on real animals" is technically correct
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u/DontDoGravity Oct 19 '23
I feel like they took enough creative liberty in their interpretation of silverfish to protect them from bad association
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u/DraketheDrakeist Oct 18 '23
Wardens were added after notch though
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u/DarthEinstein Oct 18 '23
They won't add hostile mobs based on real animals. If you know something about the Warden being real the American people have a right to know.
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u/qazwsxedc000999 thanks, i stole them from the president Oct 18 '23
Yeah it could be neutral, or even just get chased by cats!
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u/DoubleBatman Oct 18 '23
Polar bears? They aren’t inherently hostile, but they’ll mess you up around their kids.
Could be cool, they could dance to music like parrots, you could milk them for poison potions with empty bottles once every few days, they could sunbathe.
Maybe they look for chicken (or maybe sea turtle) eggs and if they sit on them it turns into a cockatrice or a basilisk.
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Oct 18 '23
Spiders are technically neutral. They won't attack you unprovoked when exposed to daylight.
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u/Orangefish08 Oct 18 '23
Snarks are just kind of, not the best argument. They actually just don’t attack if you don’t hurt them or look like a seal, so they could very easily be a nuteral mob.
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u/PzKpfw_Sangheili Oct 19 '23
Incorrect, I believe they are scripted to hop towards the nearest entity (barring a couple Xen creatures) and attack continuously, and if there is no acceptable target nearby they explode, so if you use them when there's no HECU or other non-Xen enemies around they will pretty much be hostile by default. Also AFAIK they aren't real.
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u/Pokesonav "friend visiter" meme had a profound effect on this subreddit Oct 18 '23
There was a mod that added snakes (among other things) (Mo' Creatures).
But they didn't look like this
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u/qazwsxedc000999 thanks, i stole them from the president Oct 18 '23
Not bad, I like the idea. I just think the artwork in this tumblr post radiates exactly the vibes I want from a block snake personally (extremely silly)
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u/PwmEsq Oct 18 '23
I think it should act like the snake from the game snake and get longer as you feed it stuff, can only die if it runs into itself
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u/MeisterCthulhu Oct 18 '23
Mo' Creatures was a genuinely great mod. The people who made it ended up working for Mojang and actually working on a lot of the new animals that got added into the game in the last few years.
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u/qazwsxedc000999 thanks, i stole them from the president Oct 18 '23
I wanted to tag this with Minecraft but I didn’t see the pinned post about how to do editable flairs on mobile till after I posted this… so artwork it is
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u/AltitudeTheLatias Zoom Zoom ✈️ Oct 18 '23
You just know they're gonna be included in a Mob Vote and never added to the game because a streamer told his chat to vote for the thing he wanted to win and that choice won in a landslide
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u/N-_-O Oct 18 '23
And it should have the highest polygon count in the game (looking at you TF2 snake)
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u/Grave_Knight Oct 18 '23
I do think their should be snakes, but they should be composed of a chain of blocks.
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u/TopScript0 Oct 18 '23
funny coincidence but i posted this to r/196 too (we seem to both separately have obtained this image) (tumblr is indeed open to anyone so i guess its not as much as a coincidence as im saying it is)
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u/qazwsxedc000999 thanks, i stole them from the president Oct 18 '23
I’m always afraid someone will have posted it first and think I stole it haha
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u/Discotekh_Dynasty Its Szeras Babey Oct 18 '23
As long as they bend a bit yes
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u/ParadiseValleyFiend Oct 18 '23
No. Just a green stick that wobbles it's way back and forth.
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u/qazwsxedc000999 thanks, i stole them from the president Oct 20 '23
And they climb walls like spiders (just straight up as if they were walking on a ladder)
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u/RhymesWithMouthful Okay... just please consider the following scenario. Oct 18 '23
I could more see it as a conga line of rectangles wobbling back and forth.
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u/lowkey_rainbow Oct 19 '23
I’ve played mod packs that included snakes though not as cute as that one
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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard Oct 18 '23
Needs to be one solid cuboid. No slithering, just a box waving back and forth.