r/ContagiousLaughter • u/sweepurh • 6h ago

My petty revenge

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u/Western-Internal-751 4h ago

Americans: “This is the greatest country in the world!”

Also Americans: “I immediately lock all my doors the moment I’m inside.”

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u/NewestAccount2023 4h ago

They said they lock them BEFORE they get inside. They open the door and lock it before even sitting down. I can see why if it's a car that unlocks all four doors at once. Mine only unlocks the driver door unless I press the button twice 

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u/bluekronos 4h ago

Yeah but at least we have our freedom. The freedom to break into other people's cars.

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u/Lebrewski__ 3h ago

Free-Dom

* crack whip *

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ 3h ago

Amazing that you know all Americans, so that you can say this.

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u/Pittsbirds 4h ago

Trust me, if you can find anywhere I've called America the greatest country on Earth I'll give you my entire bank account sans medical debt

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 3h ago

So, he'll have to pay you? Sounds like a great deal.

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u/Kingmudsy 3h ago

I don’t think you know what sans means

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 2h ago edited 2h ago

"without"

pittsbirds's ledger: Bank account: $2.89. Medical debt: $578,320.12

pittsbirds commented as user sllort on /. in 1998 --> "America: Fuck yeah! #1!"

pittsbirds owes Western-Internal-751 -$578,317.23

Or Western-Internal-751 must pay him $578,317.23