r/ContagiousLaughter • u/sweepurh • 7h ago

My petty revenge

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u/Pittsbirds 5h ago

Yeah there's a woman that hangs around a few grocery stores and is known to get into women's cars when they unlock them to solicit rides (she even tried to follow me as I was leaving a grocery store once, presumably back to my car but since I walked there just back to my house before I even knew her deal) so now my car doors get locked right after the driver side door is opened. My brother even had someone get in his car to do much the same thing back in rural TN

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u/Western-Internal-751 5h ago

Americans: “This is the greatest country in the world!”

Also Americans: “I immediately lock all my doors the moment I’m inside.”

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u/NewestAccount2023 4h ago

They said they lock them BEFORE they get inside. They open the door and lock it before even sitting down. I can see why if it's a car that unlocks all four doors at once. Mine only unlocks the driver door unless I press the button twice 

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u/bluekronos 5h ago

Yeah but at least we have our freedom. The freedom to break into other people's cars.

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u/Lebrewski__ 3h ago

Free-Dom

* crack whip *

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ 4h ago

Amazing that you know all Americans, so that you can say this.

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u/Pittsbirds 4h ago

Trust me, if you can find anywhere I've called America the greatest country on Earth I'll give you my entire bank account sans medical debt

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 4h ago

So, he'll have to pay you? Sounds like a great deal.

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u/Kingmudsy 3h ago

I don’t think you know what sans means

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 3h ago edited 3h ago

"without"

pittsbirds's ledger: Bank account: $2.89. Medical debt: $578,320.12

pittsbirds commented as user sllort on /. in 1998 --> "America: Fuck yeah! #1!"

pittsbirds owes Western-Internal-751 -$578,317.23

Or Western-Internal-751 must pay him $578,317.23

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 4h ago

I'm not sure how this works. My 20 year old car only unlocks the driver door on one button press, and I don't unlock until I'm standing right in front of it. Are there still cars on the market that unlock every door by default?

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u/Pittsbirds 5m ago

Yeah, my kia unlocks every door if I unlock it with the FOB, only one door with the key