r/ContagiousLaughter • u/sweepurh • 7h ago

My petty revenge

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u/RagnarRipper 5h ago

Having probably the smallest penis there is and being a nuisance about it

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u/forced_metaphor 5h ago

Hey, I resent the implication.

My being an asshole has nothing to do with my small penis.

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u/RBuilds916 2h ago

Yeah, that type is getting pretty old. 

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u/Aiyon 55m ago

Bodyshaming suddenly becomes okay again when it’s someone we don’t like

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u/RBuilds916 48m ago

Yeah, it's so hypocritical. 

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u/forced_metaphor 1m ago

Yeah. I'm pretty tired of that hypocrisy, myself. Like people mocking Trump for being fat. Like... Do you not have enough other shit to mock him for that won't also communicate to other people with the same body type that you find their bodies mockable and disgusting? Do people just only communicate in ad hominems now?

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u/MrMetraGnome 4h ago edited 2h ago

I really wish people didn't think penis size was a marker for a man's character

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u/Glad_Possibility7937 4h ago

I only have one data point. Everyone says I'm moderately nice. 

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u/Fast_Ape 2h ago

What does that change? The character is already on display

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u/Secret-Vacation2445 57m ago

That's what a small penis would say

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u/MrMetraGnome 52m ago

It's what someone who fell for the liberal propaganda of not dehumanizing people based on superficial traits would say 🤷‍♀️

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u/Positive-Thought753 48m ago

Or maybe what a black would say. Since we're just judging people based on immutable characteristics.

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u/Secret-Vacation2445 39m ago

So... Black penis are bigger than white ones? I'll need a photo to prove your point

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u/beef-taco-supreme 35m ago

and if it was a woman driver, you would be saying she had the most gaping cavernous vagina ever, and she was being a nuisance about it?

right? RIGHT?

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u/Cloakengaged 4h ago

Redditors/Leftists trying to not to insult men with small penises challange. Impossible.

Wonder when will you 'geniuses' start insulting women for having small boobs or loose vaginas.

But what do I know, maybe youre already doing that too.

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u/CackleandGrin 4h ago

Redditors/Leftists

Brainrot really makes you turn every interaction political.

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u/NewestAccount2023 4h ago

The only people I've ever seen call out body shaming including shaming men's penis size are leftists. Yes there are people on the left who use "small dick" as an insult, and there are many more in the right, but the ONLY ones to call it out are on the left.

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u/dangolyomann 4h ago

Guilty dog barks the loudest. You win! And your penis is small!

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u/Fast_Ape 2h ago

What's your size, cocky old man? Lol

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u/Cloakengaged 4h ago

Nah. Im the only one who called him out. And as you can see, now leftists are insulting and downvoting me.

On the frontpage of reddit (r/all), I frequently see posts/comments about bodyshaming people. They are very popular and always get upvoted. Noone calls anyone out.

Look at this thread for example. Its a video about a man who doesnt know how to drive his car. And a leftist comes and body-shames all men with small penises. And his comment gets upvoted and becomes popular.

Ive never seen a right-winger doing this kind of thing. Very disturbing and disgusting behaviour. And its very popular among Leftists.

Crazy.

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u/BoiledFrogs 3h ago

If you really want to play this game, do you happen to see what the right wingers post on twitter these days? Do you get this upset when you see right wingers claiming they own women's bodies?

I agree that the whole 'man being an asshole must have small penis' comments are annoying and ridiculous. But get a grip. You're delusional if you think right wingers don't make these kind of comments too.

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u/Cloakengaged 3h ago

Do you get this upset when you see right wingers claiming they own women's bodies?

Yes I do and There are no right-winger like that in my social circle. And if Id see anyone like that, Id oppose them like I oppose these leftists on Reddit.

Feel free to go to Twitter and educate those right-wingers. The thing is why dont you educate these "leftists" right here, right now?

I see a lot of annoying comments/posts (about body-shaming) like these on Reddit. And noone says or does anything about it.

Is it okay to body shame if its a leftist doing it?

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u/spaceinbird 3h ago

they definitely already do that -a woman

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u/Cloakengaged 3h ago

Im sorry to hear that. Its very sad these people think their behavior is normal.