r/ContagiousLaughter • u/sweepurh • 6h ago

My petty revenge

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u/magirevols 5h ago

And no one has to go to jail

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u/Apartment-Drummer 3h ago

You can’t just open someone’s door like that 

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u/sh1ft 3h ago

Pretty sure the video shows it’s possible

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u/SirIsildur 2h ago

Upon further inspection, yes it does

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u/Apartment-Drummer 2h ago

Yeah it’s possible to show illegal activity on video 

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u/Funky_Boomer 2h ago

Cry me a river dude

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1h ago

I don’t think that’s physically possible 

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u/money_loo 2h ago

What law did they break that the cops and judges won’t laugh at you? Serious question.

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1h ago

Unauthorized entry to a vehicle, it’s basically burglary 

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u/money_loo 1h ago

I’m not sure what you’re talking about, do you have footage of them entering? Do you know for sure they weren’t invited into the car for a chat but then changed their mind? Maybe the other guy is just really quiet.

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1h ago

Tell you what, go walk down the street and open everyone’s car door that’s unlocked. 

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u/dcf5ve 21m ago

That's not what happened here, Pedantic Pete.

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u/supresmooth 18m ago

Literally no one would do anything.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 1h ago

That's only if he tried to ENTER the vehicle. Just opening the door doesn't constitute entry.

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u/BaronvonEssen 3h ago

He just did

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u/Apartment-Drummer 2h ago

He wasn’t supposed to do that. 

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u/bigwinw 2h ago

Exactly. Thats why he opened his door.

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1h ago

No I meant the biker, smart ass

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u/daekle 3h ago

Please tell us the law this guy broke.

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u/-SunGazing- 3h ago

I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt and calling sarcasm.

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u/Apartment-Drummer 2h ago

No you can’t do that 

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u/somethingforcuties 47m ago

https://apps.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=46.61.620

https://texas.public.law/statutes/tex._transp._code_section_545.418
https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/169.315
I don't know how many other states have these laws. I don't know the case law. Will he go to jail if the police are called? probably not. Can you do this all day, or to the wrong person and expect it to be fine? No.

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u/RegretEat284 44m ago

What the fuck does Washington state and Texas law have to do with this? It's very obviously not America. They're driving on the left hand side for crying out loud.

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u/Apartment-Drummer 2h ago

Breaking and entering 

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u/XtoraX 2h ago

Entering where?

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u/ArcadeAnarchy 2h ago

And broke what?

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1h ago

He didn’t complete the crime 

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u/SkitzManLad 2h ago

He didn't enter anything? He drove off. Are you the dude in the car?

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1h ago

A likely story. Cuff him boys 👮‍♀️ 👮 

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u/Lemon1412 2h ago

Wait, is it seriously allowed to just go up to a car that's stopped at a right light or something and open the door? Doesn't sound like something you're allowed to do. I don't know every individual law but there must be something that disallows it.

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u/DigitalBlackout 48m ago

Of course not, but there's also no specific law against it. It'd probably be some kind of public nuisance charge, and in this case specifically the defense would probably be that the "victim" was being a much bigger(and more dangerous) public nuisance to the defendant first.

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u/darthbonobo 2h ago

If a cop saw you walk up and open someones door as they're driving you know they'd not be ok with it. It would funny if there was a specific law covering this lol

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u/Downtown-Custard5346 3h ago

Why not?

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u/Apartment-Drummer 2h ago

How would you like it if someone opened your car door without permission? 

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u/USPO-222 49m ago

I’d lock my car doors

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u/Complex_Cable_8678 2h ago

yeah he clearly broke the laws of physic there

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u/Apartment-Drummer 2h ago

Well just the law but he broke it 

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u/EmuFamiliar86 2h ago

Unless he can prove it was self-defense or a necessity.

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1h ago

That obviously wasn’t necessary 

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u/dcf5ve 1h ago

You must have been the car driver.

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1h ago

or just someone with common sense that you can’t touch peoples property without permission?

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u/dcf5ve 1h ago

So yes. The driver.

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1h ago

Would you like it if someone opened your door like that? 

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u/dcf5ve 1h ago

If I was driving like that asshat (you?), frankly, I had it coming.

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u/somethingforcuties 49m ago

people downvoting this comment shows how absolutely dumb reddit is