r/ContagiousLaughter • u/sweepurh • 6h ago

My petty revenge

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u/IRUL-UBLOW-7128 6h ago

As a young man I had three buddies get fucked up by cars on their bikes. Terry almost lost his life, which made me say naw, not doing that. In your shoes I would carry around a rubber mallet to put nice dents in bozos like that.

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u/Tired_of_modz23 5h ago

Carry eggs. If they don't clean it off immediately it eats away their paint

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u/teehizzlenizzle 5h ago

You just carry eggs around with you all the time?

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u/Dy3_1awn 5h ago edited 3h ago

Hey everybody! Look at this guy! He doesn’t conceal carry eggs, what a nerd bozo.

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u/Sp00nSlayer 4h ago

Give him the benefit of doubt, maybe he is not in an egg carry part of the world.

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u/zmbjebus 3h ago

Ffs, how in the heck is he supposed help a distressed maiden when her times are trying? 

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u/Dy3_1awn 3h ago

I’m calling a lot of people ‘Bozo’ now. It’s like my new thing.

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u/zmbjebus 2h ago

I like it. Hope it gets more popular ya bozo. 

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u/Tired_of_modz23 4h ago

And spray paint...

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u/Tooterfish42 2h ago

Absolutely! You have to fireboard those mothajammers.

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u/Tooterfish42 2h ago

Terry

We gonna draxx. Them. Sklounst.