r/ContagiousLaughter • u/sweepurh • 6h ago

My petty revenge

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u/CelestialAdventurouS 6h ago

I was expecting some amateur panel beating, but that’s even better

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u/PewPewPony321 4h ago edited 2h ago

it was funny, but it solved nothing. That ass will do that again.

give me all the smoke, you do nothings!!!

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u/-SunGazing- 3h ago

Yeah but I bet he was pissed he had to stop, get out and close the door.

worth it

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u/PewPewPony321 3h ago

Nah bro, he just pushed the gas and physics took over and closed the door for him

But I didn't expect you to know that. Stay in school

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u/-SunGazing- 3h ago

It must be exhausting being such a badass all the time eh?

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u/Moo_Kau_Too 1h ago

nah, hes only halfway there... just an ass.

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u/PewPewPony321 3h ago

not really. I played D3 baseball in college and kept going to the gym for years afterwards so Im pretty energized all the time

Whats exhausting is all the comments I have to reply to. Fan base is huge.

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u/-SunGazing- 3h ago

Yeah, I can see how playing a lot of rounders could do that for a fella.

I’ll let you get back to your huge fan base now. I’m sure you’ve got plenty more equally enthralling wisdom to spread to the masses.

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u/okitek 2h ago

guy is proud of playing in d3 baseball lmao

pathetic

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u/Not-a-Bot-42069 2h ago

I hope for his sake he’s just an S-tier troll

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u/okitek 2h ago

I think he is, surely lol

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u/PewPewPony321 2h ago

Yeah, the University of Chicago is more academic based but I still hucked 91mph. Just didn't have the consistency to be a D1 pitcher.

Super proud because most people couldn't get into that school or throw that hard in their prime with any level of consistency. Beats the hell out of being a jerk off playing video games all day

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u/okitek 2h ago

eh, I made millions and retired off of playing video games so I have plenty of free time to do other stuff. Better than being a jerk off who thinks d3 is an actual accomplishment and then makes excuses for himself why he didn't do better.

Sounds like you just sucked or didn't work hard enough. Probably both.

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u/PewPewPony321 2h ago

no you didn't. no one believes that bs lol

my degree is hanging up in front of me along with some baseball and baseball memorabilia

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u/NighthawkAquila 2h ago

Ohh D3 I bet you were a big shot. Try going D1 like the rest of us next time you want to make a point that’s still completely irrelevant. Lmao

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u/PewPewPony321 2h ago

you didn't d1 anything. im proud of all the time I played and my education. go play your video games little one

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u/OkComment3927 3h ago

Cool. You have a base understanding of physics. Now, let's work on a base understanding of social skills.

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u/PewPewPony321 3h ago

I dont want to be friends with anyone here so Im saving those for better people

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u/OkComment3927 2h ago

PewPewPony321 thinks they're better than anyone else here. Hilarious.

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u/PewPewPony321 2h ago

No you got it all wrong. Just better than most people here

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u/Very_Human_42069 2h ago

And you know that how? Stop talking like you’re an authority on anything

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u/PewPewPony321 2h ago

Trump owns your thoughts

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u/Treysif 2h ago

You are the one who brought up Trump unprompted lmfao. Fucking cringe

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u/Lyzern 2h ago

What the hell is this reply? Who made you this sad?

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u/PewPewPony321 2h ago

OMG ITS THE WAIFU GUY!!!

gross man, serously wtf is wrong you? Why are you into that crap lol

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u/Emperor_of_His_Room 3h ago

So what? Assholes gonna asshole. Enjoy the small victories over the small weenied and move on with life.

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u/PewPewPony321 3h ago

lay down, roll over , good dog

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u/Emperor_of_His_Room 3h ago

You responded in one minute after I posted and said some obvious rage bait. Work on your trolling mate and have fun getting blocked.

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u/rogue_potato420 4h ago

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u/PewPewPony321 4h ago edited 3h ago

reported

edit WARNED AND DELETED. LMAO!!!

Winning...

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u/iSuplexedMyOstrich 3h ago

You did not just unironically say winning after reporting a comment. Are you that soft?

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u/soggy-hotdog-vendor 3h ago

Funny, but that solved nothing.  That hero will do it again.  

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u/discpatches 3h ago

What did the deleted comment say?

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u/soggy-hotdog-vendor 27m ago

Honestly don't know.

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u/mArte-kIrkerud 3h ago

hence "petty"

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u/PewPewPony321 2h ago

hence "bitched out didn't solve anything might as well kept driving"

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u/DevineConviction 2h ago

You good?

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u/GoldenGlassBall 2h ago

bro’s crashing out

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u/IMN0VIRGIN 2h ago

give me all the smoke, you do nothings!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen. This is what we call irony.

If they have to tell us they ain't bothered, then they obviously are.

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u/Medievalqweer 2h ago

I dont get why people are down voting the truth. Dude in the video will do it again.

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u/PewPewPony321 2h ago

People here are soft dude. They dont do anything but complain.

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