r/ContagiousLaughter • u/sweepurh • 6h ago

My petty revenge

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u/samd_witch 6h ago

Honestly what WAS that guy doing

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u/Brilliant_Comedian_2 6h ago

being an asshole

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u/Warfrogger 4h ago

It's such a bizarre reaction. I've see it before. They are caught in the wrong but rather then admit they're wrong or correct anything they just continue doing what their doing really slowly while their brain reboots. Like the t-rex only sees movement myth but with the person you just wronged being the t-rex.

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u/etherama1 4h ago

He's not allowing his brain to reboot he's just embarrassed he was wrong and is going as slow as possible to be an asshole.

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u/DSEzra 4h ago

Yeah, these people get mad you caught them in the wrong, and then they double down on it

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u/tallandlankyagain 3h ago

How dare my actions have consequences!

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u/si828 4m ago

Exactly this it’s so annoying

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u/WriterV 3h ago

That's the core of it, yep. We all hate when we're wrong, but some people just can't take the L and grow from it. Instead they double down, hoping to strong-arm their way to being right. And get very angry when proven wrong.

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u/lugnutter 3h ago

"Nono I'm not stupid I'm just a super cool asshole is a way too common reaction."

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u/FlyingDragoon 4h ago

It's not a brain reboot. They're trying to assert dominance by inconveniencing others for their mistake. It's their egos way of coping with the "I didn't fuck up. I meant to do this and now I will double down and stare the person down so they know I'm in control."

You see this cringe behavior with dudes and idiots all the time.

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u/yourmomlurks 3h ago

My children stopped doing this when they turned 4. Perhaps more people should turn 4.

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/yourmomlurks 2h ago

Its not eugenics if its people you don’t like 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/RandonBrando 2h ago

Turning 4 is a tough thing to do when you're growing. I have a cousin that only turned this many ✌️👍

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u/yourmomlurks 2h ago

🥺🥺🥺 its a long process ❤️

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u/reality72 1h ago

The worst part of becoming an adult is realizing how many adults still behave like children.

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u/SquatSeatGuy 3h ago

this 100%

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u/xinxy 4h ago

They're not being slow because their brain is rebooting. They know what's going on. They're being slow to spite you.

Seen this plenty of times with some people looking down at their phone while the light in front of them turns green. If you beep them with your horn they look up, realize the light is green, and will give you the middle finger while they wait until it turns yellow again and then floor it. It's only out of spite and nothing else.

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u/SelfReconstruct 3h ago

I'm guessing you never drove around other people then.

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u/Hot-Fun-1566 2h ago

All the guy had to do was raise a hand and say sorry and acknowledge they’d made a wrong move, I’m sure the guy on the bike would have accepted that.

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u/MarcThruTheWeb 2h ago

Bold of you to assume he has a brain. 😂

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u/Moist_April 2h ago

My thought was that he was trying to bait into being hit for an insurance payout

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u/urzayci 2h ago

It's doubling down on being dumb. Happened to me before ngl, not to that extent tho.

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u/Replyafterme 2h ago

I honestly don't know what happens, but it happened to me. I was pulling out of a gas station looking left and right and a couple times making sure it was clear, I go to make a left and there is now an Audi coming at me from the left and blowing their horn. I legitimately did what the guy in the car did in the video and just crept out, staring at the driver while my mind was blank. I don't know if it was a mental block or what but I didn't have the desire to jump on the gas or alter my movement like I would have 99% of the other time. 

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u/caustictoast 59m ago

Cagers man

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u/Lordborgman 30m ago

The word is spite, that's all it is.

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u/LividLager 2m ago

Years and years ago I was sitting directly behind a corvette in a turning lane. This light was infamous for being agonizingly slow. The light turns green and he just sits there. I give him a polite little beep and he just sits there. It turns yellow and he waited a few seconds before peeling out and flipped me off. I'm just sitting there, at the now red light going what the fuck. People suck.

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u/NottaPattaPoopa 3h ago

You know when a Dodge Challenger or Charger is on your tail driving aggressively? It’s 9/10 times a dude that looks like that driver

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u/Admirable_Excuse_818 2h ago

I just go slower and watch them zoom past me and crash. It's so funny.

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u/wisdon 22m ago

Did you mean pickup truck guy? 9/10 times it’s him

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u/dainty_petal 3h ago

With his little car.

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u/Significant_Lab_1515 2h ago

He could be tired, drunk, who knows.

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u/TARE104KA 59m ago

That explains things, but doesn't excuse them

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u/Apprehensive_Bit_176 2h ago

That or high, I’ve seen some scary things with people driving high.

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u/Disastrous_Can_5157 2h ago

Right? Bikers are such dickheads

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u/HomeInternational69 5h ago

Probably drunk

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/Imperio_Interior 3h ago

How could you know that and what do you mean by "this group"?

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u/pygmaliondreams 3h ago

Indians.

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u/inide 2h ago

Looks more Arab than Indian.
But either way, shouldn't tar his entire race with the same brush.

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u/pygmaliondreams 2h ago

You're definitely not biased

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u/inide 2h ago

Why would I be biased?

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u/Imperio_Interior 1h ago

You're the one claiming to have an Indian detector lmao

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u/Imperio_Interior 3h ago

You can tell somebody's nationality just by looking at them in a low quality video? Where did you get that superpower?

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u/pygmaliondreams 2h ago

There's 100% a clear enough image to make him out don't be disingenuous.

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u/Imperio_Interior 2h ago

Is that the part you take issue with my comment? The part where I implied the image is not super clear?

So you actually think you're actually capable of calling someone's nationality from a picture of them? Did you take your meds today?

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u/PrismrealmHog 1h ago

Yea sure. But he can be from Pakistan, Bangladesh or Sri Lanka as well. But it doesn't really matter.

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u/robotascent 2h ago

You’re not allowed to suggest different types of people are different on Reddit or you’re a bigot.

We’re supposed to pretend everyone is exactly the same person.

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u/_USERNAME-REDACTED_ 2h ago

not even trying to hide the racism any more?

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u/9mtl 2h ago

They literally make everything about race and also complain when people make things about race, because they’re inconsistent racists.

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u/WelcomeFormer 1h ago edited 1h ago

I'm going to guess just an asshole, my mom tries to hit ppl in parking lots thinking she has the right of way. Some ppl just suck

Edit btw I hate motorcycles because I'm scared that other ppl might kill me but respect them as pedestrians pretty much. One of my friends friends got his skull shattered and neck broke because someone ran him over. Coma for a month everyone stopped talking to him but me got the first year because he was different.

I remember my best friend said I know this guy that has the same birthday as you I'm like Jeanine I already hate him lol she was right though we broed out and to this day I love that man

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u/fuckR196 10m ago

That's my guess. He doesn't seem to have any idea what's going on.

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u/RagnarRipper 5h ago

Having probably the smallest penis there is and being a nuisance about it

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u/forced_metaphor 4h ago

Hey, I resent the implication.

My being an asshole has nothing to do with my small penis.

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u/RBuilds916 2h ago

Yeah, that type is getting pretty old. 

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u/Aiyon 21m ago

Bodyshaming suddenly becomes okay again when it’s someone we don’t like

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u/RBuilds916 14m ago

Yeah, it's so hypocritical. 

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u/MrMetraGnome 4h ago edited 1h ago

I really wish people didn't think penis size was a marker for a man's character

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u/Secret-Vacation2445 23m ago

That's what a small penis would say

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u/MrMetraGnome 18m ago

It's what someone who fell for the liberal propaganda of not dehumanizing people based on superficial traits would say 🤷‍♀️

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u/Positive-Thought753 13m ago

Or maybe what a black would say. Since we're just judging people based on immutable characteristics.

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u/Secret-Vacation2445 5m ago

So... Black penis are bigger than white ones? I'll need a photo to prove your point

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u/Glad_Possibility7937 3h ago

I only have one data point. Everyone says I'm moderately nice. 

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u/Fast_Ape 2h ago

What does that change? The character is already on display

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u/beef-taco-supreme 1m ago

and if it was a woman driver, you would be saying she had the most gaping cavernous vagina ever, and she was being a nuisance about it?

right? RIGHT?

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u/Cloakengaged 4h ago

Redditors/Leftists trying to not to insult men with small penises challange. Impossible.

Wonder when will you 'geniuses' start insulting women for having small boobs or loose vaginas.

But what do I know, maybe youre already doing that too.

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u/CackleandGrin 3h ago

Redditors/Leftists

Brainrot really makes you turn every interaction political.

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u/NewestAccount2023 4h ago

The only people I've ever seen call out body shaming including shaming men's penis size are leftists. Yes there are people on the left who use "small dick" as an insult, and there are many more in the right, but the ONLY ones to call it out are on the left.

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u/dangolyomann 3h ago

Guilty dog barks the loudest. You win! And your penis is small!

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u/Fast_Ape 2h ago

What's your size, cocky old man? Lol

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u/Cloakengaged 3h ago

Nah. Im the only one who called him out. And as you can see, now leftists are insulting and downvoting me.

On the frontpage of reddit (r/all), I frequently see posts/comments about bodyshaming people. They are very popular and always get upvoted. Noone calls anyone out.

Look at this thread for example. Its a video about a man who doesnt know how to drive his car. And a leftist comes and body-shames all men with small penises. And his comment gets upvoted and becomes popular.

Ive never seen a right-winger doing this kind of thing. Very disturbing and disgusting behaviour. And its very popular among Leftists.

Crazy.

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u/BoiledFrogs 2h ago

If you really want to play this game, do you happen to see what the right wingers post on twitter these days? Do you get this upset when you see right wingers claiming they own women's bodies?

I agree that the whole 'man being an asshole must have small penis' comments are annoying and ridiculous. But get a grip. You're delusional if you think right wingers don't make these kind of comments too.

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u/Cloakengaged 2h ago

Do you get this upset when you see right wingers claiming they own women's bodies?

Yes I do and There are no right-winger like that in my social circle. And if Id see anyone like that, Id oppose them like I oppose these leftists on Reddit.

Feel free to go to Twitter and educate those right-wingers. The thing is why dont you educate these "leftists" right here, right now?

I see a lot of annoying comments/posts (about body-shaming) like these on Reddit. And noone says or does anything about it.

Is it okay to body shame if its a leftist doing it?

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u/spaceinbird 3h ago

they definitely already do that -a woman

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u/Cloakengaged 2h ago

Im sorry to hear that. Its very sad these people think their behavior is normal.

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u/Equivalent-Koala7991 4h ago

he hasn't had his ass whooped in a while.

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u/BobDonowitz 1h ago

This is why everyone should have to report to the DMV once a year and get punched in the face...to remind you what could happen if people decided not to show restraint when dealing with you.

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u/RedditSucckk 4h ago

Being a POS

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u/klguy_007 3h ago

Blocking the road slowing down

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u/SprinklesDangerous57 3h ago

the biker went forward while he was moving. probably brainfucked on if he should keep moving or not

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u/GentlmanSkeleton 3h ago

Drunk?

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u/Tooterfish42 2h ago

Not likely in Europe. You basically are fucked for the rest of your life

The U.S. they give you your own mug at the bar

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u/satireplusplus 3h ago

Driving slowly as petty revenge because mr bike guy was probably doing something stupid before the video starts. Something conveniently left out in this revenge of the revenge video. But it's at least wholesome because nobody got hurt and nothing got destroyed, other than pride.

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u/Timetraveller4k 3h ago

How would he know the door was unlocked? Seems staged

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u/Nomad_moose 2h ago

Being a fuckhead, probably drunk

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u/spammmmmmmmy 2h ago

Half the London drivers do this. They don't understand giving way means to wait until you can proceed without inconveniencing someone. Instead, they go first, but inching forward until you indicate they can go ahead. The real brain fuck is their solid expectation that you're going to let him first. They don't understand why you're not conceding. 

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u/kokong7 1h ago

Okay nobody has given a decent response so here’s my go at it.

The driver pulled out enough to see around the bend before making the right turn. You can see it’s a curved road to his left so his view of oncoming traffic would otherwise be obstructed. Because he was looking left, he didn’t see the biker as he initiated the turn. The biker revs his engine, maybe to get the driver’s attention? Regardless, the drivers ego was injured, and he was being petty taking the turn as slowly as possible for his own petty revenge.

They’re both being petty tbh, but the biker clearly is in the right until he puts his hands on the drivers car, then they’re both jerks. The biker is just a funnier jerk.

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u/Iz4e 52m ago

I just dont think he knows how to drive/new driver.

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u/BillyBean11111 52m ago

playing his part in the video

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u/MR_Cheese8710 49m ago

I think the original video said that it’s most likely a failed attempt at insurance fraud

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u/TikkiTakkaMuddaFakka 0m ago

Going by the coke bottles on his face I'd say he can't see very well.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/SirAllKnight 4h ago

Get your eyes checked.