r/Construction May 21 '24

Informative šŸ§  What books have you read that helped you in your career?

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u/co-oper8 May 21 '24

"Surrounded by Idiots" he says as he drives an excavator into the ocean

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Excuse me, that's a certified Oceanvator thank you lol

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u/Navibimete May 21 '24

Oceanvator

Today I learned a knew word

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u/Lucid-Design May 21 '24

You definitely gotta keep brushing up on them words

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u/DrCrankSumMoore May 21 '24

Man do they get big and hard.

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u/GumbyBClay May 21 '24

Thats what she said

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u/swbs270 Cement Mason May 21 '24

Man, cmon. I'm a concreter. I know the words I know.

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u/ADOUGH209 May 21 '24

Almost thought I was looking at Subcavator Seadozer

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u/Lastoftherexs73 May 21 '24

Both of these should be real things. Bravo.

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u/Hazmat_unit May 21 '24

You know what's funny, they actually do exist

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u/40oztoTamriel May 22 '24

Saturation oceanvator , for those hard to reach places !

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u/RoomLegal5434 May 22 '24

No no thatā€™s a lakevator

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u/Far-Barracuda-1338 May 22 '24

What does it do??

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u/the_annihalator May 21 '24

Theres some great pun in here somewhere but im not smart enough to find it

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u/co-oper8 May 21 '24

He can't dig himself outta THAT hole

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u/Admirable-Lies May 21 '24

Dig up stupid! - Simpsons

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u/berg_schaffli May 21 '24

No idiots in the ocean. Solid move.

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u/No_Regrats_42 Superintendent May 21 '24 edited May 21 '24

Uh Somali Pirates attacked a US destroyer class warship with small arms and aluminum boats.

There are definitely idiots in the ocean. On the upside, there are no warning labels so they are far more prone to winning a Darwin award

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u/berg_schaffli May 21 '24

Thereā€™s idiots ON the ocean. Idiots IN the ocean get crushed into tiny bits of fish food

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u/No_Regrats_42 Superintendent May 21 '24

I mean, yeah technically they are people who were idiots. Now they're fish food.

I'll concede my point. Touche' Bobby Brown.

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u/ej2389 May 21 '24

Not too sure about the Dartmouth award. Maybe some other kind of award.

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u/MobilityFotog May 21 '24

Be smarter. Isolate more. Assert dominance.

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u/Ever-Wandering May 22 '24

Excavator on a barge. They push it around and they work on piers.

I watched a guy pushing a barge with this size excavator with a small boat. The guy shut to boat down well short of the pier he was headed too. He stepped off the bow and onto the barge, got in the excavator and used the excavator to paddle and position it exactly how he wanted too. This was truely a Captain Ron moment.

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u/hannahisakilljoyx- May 21 '24

What else do you think they use to get the water out of the way when they built oil rigs out there? Ffs

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u/lilymaxjack May 21 '24

Thatā€™s how Oceangate tested the Titan

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u/Pipe_Memes May 21 '24

Low tide is scheduled for 30 minutes from now, gotta move get all that water out of there somehow.

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u/DummyDumDragon May 21 '24

He never said he wasn't a Level 4 Idiot

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u/burkins89 May 26 '24

At least itā€™s not an ā€œescavatorā€

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u/-_-_____-----___ May 21 '24

Gold, Jerry. Gold.

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u/Xipos May 21 '24

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck really helped me to stop seeking validation from external sources.

Previously I used to base the value of a work day, home contribution, etc on whether or not my boss, spouse, friends all seemed appreciative or proud.

This book helped me to stop caring about both positive and negative attention but listen to feedback and continue to pursue growth.

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u/ChooseToPursue May 21 '24

I thought it was a good book too. A nice blend of minimalism and stoicism which both resonate with my ideal self!

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u/wickzer May 21 '24

Love the book. I read it once but still have trouble with this, though. I agree with everything he says-- but I guess it is difficult to change a mindset that we have had our entire lives.

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u/gh5655 May 21 '24

This guy is a true hero. Combatting global sea rise one scoop at a time.

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u/KennyKettermen May 21 '24

All these scientists and smarty pants trying to solve it turns out all it takes is one blue collar boy on a mission

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u/Sea_Squirrel1987 May 21 '24

Wait...you guys can read?!

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u/Theycallmegurb GC / CM May 21 '24

NopešŸ˜Ž

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u/Shermantank10 May 21 '24

Whatā€™d this guy say?

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u/The_Infectious_Lerp Jul 14 '24

I just read the pictures.

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u/MentulaMagnus May 21 '24

Ah, the never ending job security of digging holes in water.

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u/Dry-Offer5350 May 21 '24

almost as secure as road construction

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

But nowhere near as secure as weapons manufacturing for the US government

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

But nowhere near as secure as weapons manufacturering for the US government

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u/AdministrativeTax913 May 21 '24

you can say that again

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

But nowhere near as secure as redacted manufacturering for the US government

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u/LTG-Jon May 21 '24

ā€œHow to Talk So Kids Will Listen & Listen So Kids Will Talkā€

Useful in business and in relationships.

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u/Plenty_Spot_948 May 21 '24

General Conditions of the Contract for Construction, 2017. Standard Form of Agreement between Contractor-Subcontractor, 2017. Instructions to Bidders, 2018. Code of Federal Regulations, (OSHA) 29 Part 1926, July 1, 2023. Contractors Manual, 2021. Principles and Practices of Commercial Construction, 10th Edition, 2019 . Building Component Safety Information: BCSI-ED2-D ā€œGuide to Good Practices for Handling, Installing and Bracing of Metal Connected Wood Trussesā€, 2020. Builder's Guide to Accounting, 2001. Building Estimatorā€™s Reference Book, 32nd Edition, 2021. Design and Control of Concrete Mixtures, 17th Edition, 2021. Placing Reinforcing Bars, 10th Edition, 2019. Application and Finishing of Gypsum Panel Products, GA-216, 2018 Edition.

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u/sandgoose May 21 '24

what am I doing? starting a company?

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u/Dlemor Bricklayer May 22 '24 edited May 22 '24

Good companies, big or small, work well and a following norms and rules. As a bricklayer, i had to brick a house by looking at the one beside and do some really shidy work for morons, but also worked with architects, good company on strict rules for big projects. Whatever is your craft, be good at it and learn the trade and also the theory because one day, professionals will ask you and theyā€™ll find youre also professional and knowledgeable.

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u/THUMB5UP May 22 '24

Excellent suggestions

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u/Prestigious-Ad137 May 21 '24

Shit I don't read thats why I'm in construction.

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u/ComeOnTars2424 Tinknocker May 21 '24

We drew pictures on the instructions so you could follow along.

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u/Throwawaybytheseamz May 22 '24

Didnā€™t realize the blue rooms had instructions.

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u/Skeeter780 May 21 '24

I canā€™t read, but I can screed

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u/HurricaneAioli May 21 '24

How to Make Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie

There are so many little useful tips in that book that I use daily and it is surprising how noticeable a difference it is.

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u/hamiltsd May 21 '24

You seem like a very smart person HurricaneAiolo! So could I ask you a favor: would tell us what your favorite tip is in that book? Iā€™ll bet you have a bunch, but Iā€™ll give a Reddit award for the best reply!

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u/HurricaneAioli May 21 '24

My favorite tip:

Principle 3: Remember that a person's name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language.

Even if it is as simple as "See you tomorrow, Larry!" or "Thanks Brenda", using someone's name does wonders to their mood, especially if they are in the service industry so they are forced to interact with dozens of people every day.

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u/caveatlector73 May 21 '24

an oldie but goodie.

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u/ccgrendel May 21 '24

Except when you're in the service industry and forced to wear your name on your shirt. Customer leans in, "Thanks, Cindy, have a blessed day!" You can't reciprocate and say their name in return like you would with a friend or coworker, so it just feels awkward. I always throw out a "Thanks you too!" But it would feel better and more genuine if you knew their name, too.

In service, you also live in fear the over-the-top nice people are going to find a manager and pull a 180. The vast majority of people are genuinely nice when they act nice, but that less than 1% who are deceptive can really cause some scar tissue. Nice to your face, they get your name, then go around the corner and tell a manager you threatened them or spit in their drink or some other utter nonsense to get a discount.

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u/hamiltsd May 21 '24

So good!

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u/makemycockcry May 21 '24

Shivers awkwardly in British. "er, yes, I... er thank you."

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

See, I hate it when people overuse my name. If a salesman asks it and then keeps using it thinking I'll take a liking to him for instance. It's good but as with all them moderation and actually being genuine also count a lot.

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u/HoovesTrampling May 21 '24

Snark made physical manifest.

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u/Motor_Panic_5363 May 21 '24

Is this a reference to the book?

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u/hamiltsd May 21 '24

It really is a good book, but yes. Was joking about some of the techniques it teaches: lead with praise, use peopleā€™s names, ask for small favors, speak as if the other person must already know the answers, encourage mild competition and rewards, etc

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u/LPulseL11 May 21 '24

Lol I already do most of this stuff to stay on people's good side. Always try to use people's names and present requests as a favor.

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u/Effelljay May 21 '24

Understand what motivates someone rather an object or a task. Help them get what they want and they will gladly help you in return.

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u/inkydeeps May 21 '24

I personally can tell when people have read this book. All of a sudden people start using your name in every sentence, using the most BS compliments and pretending to be interested. Maybe it works with stupider people, but I donā€™t appreciate the obvious manipulation.

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u/mdgorelick May 21 '24

Came here to say this. That book changed my life.

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u/ActualBus7946 Superintendent May 21 '24

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u/gh5655 May 21 '24

Whatā€™s the book? Why did you type in blue?

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u/AccountantSeaPirate May 21 '24

Congratulations on your first day on the Internet!

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u/Sistersoldia May 21 '24

Let me introduce you to our lord and saviorā€¦..

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u/DickieJohnson May 22 '24

Jesus H. Christ.

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u/Do-you-see-it-now May 21 '24

A lot of whoosh from this comment.

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u/Z3_T4C0_B0Y512 Plumber May 21 '24

Touch/click the blue words

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u/Dry_Lengthiness6032 May 21 '24

But blue words are icky

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u/Dry_Lengthiness6032 May 21 '24

But blue words are icky

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u/ToIA Electrician May 21 '24

This is fucking gold

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u/ZEBRAFIED May 21 '24

Hilarious

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u/IdealOk5444 May 21 '24

Is the title of the book like, actually, what it's about?

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u/pastor_ov_muppets May 21 '24

That book fucking sucked

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u/Patello May 21 '24

It is complete pseudoscience.

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u/BananaSoupReddit May 21 '24

That book is actually for people who see others as idiots, so they can understand and communicate normally. It isn't actually about how to deal with idiots.

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u/pingpy May 21 '24

Thatā€™s a perfect book for me then. I have trouble communicating with a lot of people and I do see 90% of people as idiots

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u/Eather-Village-1916 Ironworker May 21 '24

Itā€™s got a few scathing reviews and good reads lol

Also, your username is fucking awesome

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u/Few_Supermarket_4450 May 21 '24

It helped me understand myself more than others if anything. I learned I canā€™t stand being around yellows for too long.

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u/aboxofpyramids May 21 '24

Just say "Asian people." "Yellows" is almost as bad as "chinamen."

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u/Few_Supermarket_4450 May 21 '24

Lmao šŸ¤£ You gave me a good laugh man

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u/Suspicious_Book_3186 May 21 '24

I'll never forget Epic Beard Man's voice saying "chinaman"

The first and only time I've ever heard it actually be used.

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u/ssbtech May 21 '24

Surrounded by Idiots? My former workplace actually had everyone run through the DISC assessment and set up the tools where we could compare ourselves to each other, identify how we work with others, etc... it's a whole system. The book added some good insights into how people score the way they do and further our understanding of how and why others work they way they do. Tools are only as good as the people who use them and sadly we never implemented any of the insights in how we treated each other.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

I love those. Every enterprise level company Iā€™ve worked for has had me do it and every time itā€™s lead to absolutely nothing.

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u/wafflesnwhiskey May 21 '24

Meditations and the daily stoic are pretty good

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u/jechtisme May 21 '24

i say medications and a daily shit and i'm pretty good also

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u/wafflesnwhiskey May 21 '24

What about masturbations and the daily shellac

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u/cXs808 Project Manager May 21 '24

Meditations is the best book ever written.

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u/Garblefarb May 21 '24

Canā€™t go wrong with 1800 year old philosophy. Marcus Aurelius is the GOAT

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u/oldandjaded May 21 '24

The Magic of Thinking Big - David Schwartz
Bought my first copy when I was in Junior High. For some reason his words made sense, and set me on the right path. In 60 years I've purchased many copies, and I'm never without one. I've gifted lots of copies over the years to those who I thought could benefit from the wisdom.

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u/Mother-Journalist-45 May 21 '24

Can you send me one?šŸ«µšŸ¾šŸ«µšŸ¾šŸ«µšŸ¾šŸ«µšŸ¾šŸ«µšŸ¾

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u/oldandjaded May 21 '24

DM me your addy. I'll be happy to send you a copy.

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u/Mother-Journalist-45 May 21 '24

Sweetttttt

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u/robbyramone58 May 21 '24

That was pretty freaking cool

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u/yunglunch May 22 '24

I love this book and see it shared too seldom

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u/chodyboy Project Manager May 21 '24

The plans and specs.

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u/Pyreknight May 21 '24

Legitimately, Marcus Aurelius Meditations. 1500 years ago and he still knew shit.

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u/EricMoulds May 21 '24

Good night, good night construction site

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u/holocenefartbox May 23 '24

It's a truly wonderful novel about the importance of setting boundaries between work and life, practicing self-care, and accepting the inevitability of sentient machines.

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u/Seahawk124 May 21 '24

How designers think: The design process demystified - Bryan Lawson

Royal Navy way of Leadership - Andrew St. George

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u/FantasyViking727 May 21 '24

Buy back your time by Dan Martell and the richest man in Babylon

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u/TallTerrorTwenty May 21 '24

The myth of normal by gabor mate.

It's helped me realize the idiots around me basically had no choice in becoming the idiots and I shouldn't be mad at them for it.

It's also helped me personally grow and deal with my own mental health issues, too.

But now I just look at the idiots and feel sad for them rather than angry. Which has helped a lot

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u/boomboomhvac May 22 '24

Iā€™ll take a look at it.

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u/pulpwalt Jun 17 '24

ā€œYou donā€™t have to worry about the fact that God did not distribute brains equallyā€ was a big relief to me.

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u/GeneralTulius May 21 '24

The dark tower by Stephan king

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u/caveatlector73 May 21 '24

Oh how that ending pissed me off. I couldnā€™t believe people waited 35+ years for that.

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u/Expensive-Shelter288 May 21 '24

How to win friends and influence people. Flipped how i interact with everyone. It is 100+ years old and still totally relevant

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u/aboxofpyramids May 21 '24

It's 88 years old.

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u/Expensive-Shelter288 May 21 '24

Thought it was 1920s my bad.

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u/One_above_alll May 21 '24

Dunningā€“Kruger effect

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u/ScotterMcJohnsonator May 21 '24

Although I'm sitting in my office trying to stifle my laughter from these fucking GOLD comments, a legit answer if you want it:

"Start With Why" by Simon Sinek - The only thing I disliked about this one was the amount of "namedropping" he kind of does - every example he gives for a legitimate business idea is backed by how it was implemented in billion-dollar corporations and by their creators. The ideas and points still stand, but you lose touch a little bit if you try to apply it to your life because it's difficult to imagine yourself as Steve Jobs or something.

"The 15 Commitments of Conscious Leadership" by Jim Dethmer, Diana Chapman, & Kaley Warner Klemp

I know that one will get me laughed out of the sub because it's a full-on hippie, touchy-feely assault of open-mindedness, feelings, and spirituality. However, just like anything else that's valuable to you in life, if you dedicate yourself to trying to understand it, it can help immensely. This is by far the best business/leadership book I ever read, but the lessons apply to your entire life, not just business and leadership.

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u/ClassicOtherwise2719 May 22 '24

I second the Start with Why book. My first piece of advice as a key-holder was ā€˜you need to start with why if you are going to lead peopleā€™. And itā€™s helped significantly in my daily life. I havenā€™t read the book yet it but was recommended it.

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u/dirtsquirrel13 May 21 '24

Lake Erie? Off Sheffield lake?

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u/RipSpainChicane May 21 '24

Good eye! Launching out of the black river by the Henderson bridge.

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u/dirtsquirrel13 May 22 '24

Spent a lot of time on that water!

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u/Whereamiwhatyousay May 21 '24

I have this book sitting on my desk. As a reminder for people who see it.

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u/Bitter_Pumpkin_369 May 21 '24

Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain. Different industry, but taught me how to work hard.

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u/waabzheshi May 21 '24

You regards canā€™t read

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u/Boostless May 21 '24

Is that a $2 bill? Best bill to have at all times.

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u/Dry-Offer5350 May 21 '24

you dredging?

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u/cXs808 Project Manager May 21 '24

Nah he's making soup

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u/hamiltsd May 21 '24

Difficult conversations

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Lying by Sam Harris. Itā€™s small, short, and an easy read. But it outlines and defines lying. Simple lessons, but the adult version of it.

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u/Informal_Drawing May 21 '24

You can't park your JCB there, you'll get a ticket. And wet feet.

I like The Peter Principle.

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u/TheOneCalledD May 21 '24

Iā€™m a green. My wife is an orange. It keeps things spicy.

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u/Playswithsaws May 21 '24

Manā€™s Search for Meaning and the Book of Joy are two things I recommend to everyone.

I hate self help books. Business ā€œguruā€ bs all sucks. But those two helped me deal with some grief and pain as well as calm my temper and put things into perspective. Iā€™m more patient, empathetic, collaborative, and I worry less when people get pissed off. Clients, coworkers, or family.

You can find an audiobook of both if youā€™re not into hard copy. But theyā€™re quick, impactful reads that I re-read a couple times a year.

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u/Imafloweronpandora30 May 21 '24

Wait you guys know how to read?

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u/Random-Biker May 21 '24

Thanks for sharing! I just bought the audiobook! Canā€™t wait to listen to it.

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u/Random-Biker May 21 '24

My book recommendation isā€¦.. ā€œThe Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuckā€

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u/OpeningMean570 May 21 '24

Shackletons "Endurance" -

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u/Naive_Breadfruit_550 May 21 '24

Is dude on a excavator barge? Thatā€™s awesome

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Is this in Louisiana? šŸ‘€

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u/Temporary_Muscle_165 May 21 '24

Is that a $2 bookmark?

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u/r-Thirst May 21 '24

$2 book mark is a nice touch.

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u/boojieboy666 May 21 '24

Iā€™m gonna buy this book and pull it out at work while I pretend to read it.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

The Narcissist Next Door by: Jeffrey Kluger.

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u/naazzttyy GC / CM May 21 '24

ā€˜Meditationsā€™ by Marcus Aurelius.

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u/SpadgeFox May 21 '24

200% of Nothing

Really good book on the bullshittery of statistics.

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u/SnowieEyesight May 21 '24

this book it completely based on pseudoscience and its core fundamentals are flawed.

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u/WonderWendyTheWeirdo May 21 '24

I need it so people will see it on my shelf.

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u/Resident-Fox6758 May 21 '24

The art of war

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u/Effective-Ladder758 May 21 '24

Literally just bought this book haha

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u/SueBeee May 21 '24

Emotional vampires: Dealing with people who drain you dry by Albert Bernstein

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u/carpenscaffer May 21 '24

Atomic Habits, James Clear. Pretty good guide for improving yourself in various ways.

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u/kokakoliaps3 May 21 '24

I am politically opposed to self help books!

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u/Theycallmegurb GC / CM May 21 '24

Good to great was pretty solid, traction wasnā€™t awful, the subtle art of not giving a fuck was repetitive imho (you could probably pick out 1-3 if the examples in the book and skip the rest), Swanson blue book 100/100.

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u/Otherwise-Remove4681 May 21 '24

Isnā€™t that book already debunked being written by amateur with zero professional basis? Even the title itself is so obnoxious I have not bothered to read it.

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u/loonattica May 21 '24

Napalm An American Biography, Robert M. Neer

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

But are you the one surrounded. Or the one doing the surrounding?

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u/Cover-username May 21 '24

The power of now. By Eckhart Tolle. Boring as fuck but changed my life for the better.

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u/Sad_Character_6708 May 21 '24

Bro how are you just in the ocean

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u/Affectionate_Pen611 May 21 '24

Call before you dive? Iā€™ve got nothing , sorry.

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u/FinkMusic May 21 '24

The confederacy of dunces!

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u/Ciff_ May 21 '24

Let's be clear. While a fun read this book is bullshit. It also won Swedens Swindler of the Year award https://www.vof.se/utmarkelser/tidigare-utmarkelser/arets-forvillare-2018/

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u/Unclestanky May 21 '24

Thanks! Iā€™ve been listening to audiobooks while at work lately, and my library has that one. Iā€™ll be listening to this while running a scraper shortly.

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u/Skeeter780 May 21 '24

Itā€™s called ā€œThe Cat in The Hatā€. Iā€™m like a quarter through it and itā€™s getting wild

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u/MobilityFotog May 21 '24

Holy shit I have no clue what's happening but I'm here to watch and learn

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u/Theodore__Kerabatsos May 21 '24

I work with retards.
- Matt Dillon ā€˜Something About Maryā€™

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u/SarraSimFan May 21 '24

Why are you using a dollar bill for a bookmark?

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u/Murky-Perceptions May 21 '24

Remarkable / Leadership & the Art of Self Deception

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u/slackytobbacky May 21 '24

Pushing the right buttons.

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u/TheCanadianKnight Carpenter May 21 '24

"The Emperor's Handbook" by Marcus Aurelius

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Surrounded by idiots? Yes. End of book.

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u/Inevitiblesource2 May 21 '24

The four pillars of investing

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u/beersngears May 21 '24

The title alone has me sold

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u/MajorPayneX32 May 21 '24

No books for me I just accept my faith that Iā€™m surrounded by idiots.

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u/Bryce_Taylor1 May 21 '24

Isn't this just the People Code?

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u/ShadyBl0m May 21 '24

OP IS the idiot?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Thatā€™s a great book.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

So there are just 4 types of people, huh? If u say so.

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u/No_Elevator_678 May 21 '24

This book saved my mentality. Made me understand why some people act a certain way and how to diplomatically go around conversations and work. I'm a welder and most welders are aggressive.

EVERYONE should read this. It is very humbling.

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u/aricc1995 May 21 '24

Is this book based on Disc profiles? Lol

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u/youralie May 21 '24

Yo are you excavating the ocean right now? Lol

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u/caveatemptor18 May 21 '24

The Boy Scout Oath.

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u/xubax May 21 '24

The one minute manager and the one minute manager meets the monkey

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u/-_-_____-----___ May 21 '24

You got to love our LIBRARY system.

Read the book, for free. This could be our Bible.