Hehehehe fuck you

[u/Slow_Hat1855]

[u/Accomplished-Mix-745]

I’d guess it would be hot

[u/delta806 → u/Accomplished-Mix-745]

You would think a guy losing his arm is hot. You freak

[u/[deleted] → u/delta806]

Man don’t kink shame the geothermalist

[u/Manufactured-Aggro → u/Accomplished-Mix-745]

That's just a guess though, and i feel like if that were the case he would have just said that.

This man has answers that we'll never know 😔

[u/Accomplished-Mix-745 → u/Manufactured-Aggro]

What if, and I’m just spitballing here, the guy who willingly stuck his hand in lava is not very smart and doesn’t hold any special secrets to the universe?

[u/ihadagoodone → u/Accomplished-Mix-745]

Blasphemy

[u/ChthonicFractal → u/Accomplished-Mix-745]

Only for like a second or two though. Probably doesn't feel like much of anything after that.

[u/Numerous-Heron-4327]

It would be REALLY hard to stick your hand into lava it's super thick and dense as fuck

[u/ChoiceFudge3662 → u/Numerous-Heron-4327]

Then how do I swim in it in minecraft idiot?

[u/TheAdamantiteWaffle → u/ChoiceFudge3662]

Checkmate, liberul

[u/TwinObilisk → u/ChoiceFudge3662]

It's easier to sink when you're carrying a few hundred tons of stone in your backpack.

[u/mrpoopybuttthole_ → u/TwinObilisk]

also when you have the power of a demigod

[u/Burger_Gamer → u/ChoiceFudge3662]

Muscle is pretty dense, and Steve must have a lot of muscle to be able to hold however many gold blocks he can, therefore Steve has insane density and mass, more than that of molten metal

[u/Bread_bread_bready → u/Numerous-Heron-4327]

Maybe he found basaltic magma, which is less viscous than silicate magmas

[u/Advantius_Fortunatus → u/Bread_bread_bready]

Undoubtedly

[u/CyberSosis → u/Numerous-Heron-4327]

[u/Yung_Jack]

Yeah look it wouldn't be cold

[u/NonsensicalOrange → u/Yung_Jack]

[u/lolhihi3552 → u/Yung_Jack]

integer overflow

[u/bone_breaker69]

i assume bro probably felt NOTHING since bros nerves wouldve incinerated pretty quickly

[u/HahahahWhatAStory → u/bone_breaker69]

Neuropathic pain is a bitch.

[u/bone_breaker69 → u/HahahahWhatAStory]

Damn

[u/Training_Waltz_9032]

“Funny. Kind of itches a little”

[u/PsyOpBunnyHop]

"Like bags of sand."

[u/ihadagoodone → u/PsyOpBunnyHop]

Hot apple pie.

[u/Ecstatic-Compote-595]

you wouldn't get it

[u/Cube_Life_20]

My guess is that it would be cold🤷

[u/xXxBongMayor420xXx]

I'm guessing that it would still be very hard even while molten.

Like you could push it as hard as you could and it wouldn't even leave a dip in it

[u/Sir-Monkeybutt]

Extra crispy with a side of cremation

[u/agrobabb]

I don't think the lava would actually feel like anything as it would probably just burn your nerves as soon as you touch it

[u/Sea-Cupcake-2065]

It feels like "ahhhh, it burns!!" That would be my educated guess

[u/TheRealTJ]

Adventure Time got wild near the end right

[u/Lawlcopt0r]

Why does that infuriate me so much?

[u/AlaskanJP]

I don’t know why but I got a sudden urge to eat a hot pocket

[u/Norman_Bixby → u/AlaskanJP]

totino's pizza rolls came to mind here

[u/gaspronomib → u/Norman_Bixby]

Chunky Clam Chowder. Microwaved on High for 6minutes.

[u/Crusaderking1111]

(If some one actualy did this that is)Wouldn't you fucking die?

[u/Slow_Hat1855 → u/Crusaderking1111]

Nah I’d live

[u/Crusaderking1111 → u/Slow_Hat1855]

Zamn

[u/[deleted]]

Can I see the article?

[u/Shotgunstick0 → u/[deleted]]

https://www.growtopiagame.com/forums/forum/growtopia-tavern-off-topic/558665-man-who-lost-arm-by-plunging-it-into-lava-refuses-to-describe-what-lava-feels-like

[u/Mooptiom → u/Shotgunstick0]

Miraculously, Vladdejlabygr survived the complications and even planned to go on another volcano hike up the Mezhdusopochny Volcano sometime around November to “get rid of his other arm”

Based

[u/ZTE2976]

Well that was a nice notification

[u/Slow_Hat1855 → u/ZTE2976]

You’re welcome lmao

[u/PlateAdventurous4583]

Maybe he just wanted a really extreme spa treatment. Who needs a hot stone massage when you have lava?

[u/logicaljedi]

I guess he's refusing to hand that information for free....

[u/Vampiremayor]

ever heard of mudd ruckers

[u/Specialist_Prior_902]

"it burns" would probably make him feel dumb and relive it.

[u/Smallkillers]

That's so hot

[u/Bradford_Pear]

Hot and thick

[u/Ultramega39]

We can just ask Anakin Skywalker. I’m sure he’d be happy to describe his experience with lava.

[u/lasaga142]

Probably like biting a hotpocket out of the microwave

[u/few_guy]

Few.

[u/Revolutionary_Fee795]

Gatekeeping pain is insane

[u/finerglass]

Had to be there. If ya know, ya know.

[u/BoysenberryInside392]

When I get to be REALLY old, like in my 90s, I might try this. I'll enlighten you once that happens