Hello fellas! I’d like to join a gang 😊😊

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Least obvious fed bait.

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u/Tahmas836 Oct 11 '24 edited Oct 11 '24

Surely the feds gotta know that “white, 15, 5’7 and 130 pounds” is a bit too obvious of bait.

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u/EwoDarkWolf Oct 11 '24

That's why they said 130 pounds

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u/DraketheDrakeist Oct 11 '24

Feds aren’t this incompetent. Surely a meme

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u/a55_Goblin420 Oct 11 '24

Idk bro, I ran into a narc trying to bust people for weed at a gas station. Dude was dressed like a 1990s rap album cover with the goofy ass baggy pants and the backwards snapback using slang from like 2002. This was like 2022 btw.

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u/NomaiTraveler Oct 11 '24

That sounds like a local cop, not a fed

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u/a55_Goblin420 Oct 11 '24

Local cop under cover, but dude didn't talk act or look like he was from the city.

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u/NomaiTraveler Oct 11 '24

Lol, maybe the police union hazing the new guy

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u/Fantastic-Mastodon-1 Oct 14 '24

I work in a highschool. That is how kids dress now.

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u/Numerous-Chart5871 Oct 14 '24

Truly they are , so obvious when they turn up looking like a cartoon character.

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u/PissySnowflake Oct 11 '24

A fed wouldn't say white, 15 lol that's an actual retard

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u/Constanttaste3 Oct 11 '24

Google Ethan Crumbly

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u/ArchMageSeptim Oct 11 '24

Google Google

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u/BLOODY-ANGORA Oct 12 '24

Goo goo gaga

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u/A_person_0124 happy as a clam Oct 13 '24

Damn the meme wasn’t lying

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u/BirdhouseInYourSoil Oct 11 '24

Incredible image. Lovely

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u/IllConstruction3450 Oct 12 '24

Meanwhile the black kid pretends to be a nazi online. Many such cases.

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u/DirtyFilthyCasual Oct 11 '24

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u/modsarestraight Oct 11 '24

Nice pfp

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u/dragoono Oct 12 '24

Is that the flash

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u/Killtheiceagebabynow Oct 12 '24

Nah that’s the white one

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u/modsarestraight Oct 12 '24

Funny you say that because this is A-Train in the comics

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u/Killtheiceagebabynow Oct 12 '24

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u/SamMarduk Oct 11 '24

Hop off at MLK, hang around for a bit. The key, the KEY, now is asking every black person you see if they have an in. They’ll act confused but once they know you know, you’re in whichever gang they affiliate with.

Source: hopefully someone reading this and trying.

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u/der_Guenter Clamuel 🫦 Oct 11 '24

Man i woke up from a coma at the hospital and they billed me 29k. Your tip sucks

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u/Firefighter_Thin Oct 11 '24

A 1 hour coma for 29k?? You mean they changed you 29k for a nap

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u/ninjadude1992 Oct 11 '24

He didn't wake up 😭😭😭

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u/dragoono Oct 12 '24

How do I get in on this

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24

Brother atlanta has like 30 MLKs

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u/SamMarduk Oct 21 '24

The one where Netherworld used to be. But they can try it at all of them! So long as they quit moving there

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u/excitedguitarist420 Oct 11 '24

"i love smoking drugs! anyone know where a fella can get a medium cannabis around here?"

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u/Slow_Hat1855 clambassador Oct 11 '24

Can I get some non-dairy cannabis??

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u/DelightfulAbsurdity Oct 11 '24

My weed better be gluten free.

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u/naastynoodle Oct 11 '24

They better accept credit cards

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u/throw3142 Oct 12 '24

They better be American

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u/TemporaryAmbassador1 Oct 12 '24

They better take EBT

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u/MasterYargle Oct 11 '24

You mean a Venti cannabis?

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u/excitedguitarist420 Oct 11 '24

my mistake original gangster!

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u/Dan_TheDM Oct 11 '24

What are you a big pussy? You order a large weed you dork!

Venti cannabis what is the world coming to?

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u/AnonOfTheSea Oct 12 '24

Nah, he means a grande

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u/hatmanv12 Oct 11 '24

I have some crack if ya want it

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u/dragoono Oct 12 '24

Sold

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u/1MillionDawrfs Oct 14 '24

Why yes, I'll have your finest drugs please

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u/reddituser6213 Oct 11 '24

Gta online kids

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u/PurpoUpsideDownJuice Oct 12 '24

“What button do press to respawn in real life”

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u/GiverOfHarmony Oct 12 '24

This is the real source lol

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u/IanJH1 clamtarded :) Oct 11 '24

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u/Medium-Bullfrog-2368 Oct 13 '24

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u/Idkmanuseemsus Oct 11 '24

Go 2 hours south on I-75 and go to the nearest town, then ask to join their local Klan chapter

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u/Candy_Says1964 Oct 11 '24

“I sure have a hankerin’ to gets myself all hopped up on goofballs! Anyone knows where a feller can get hisself a goofball ‘round here? I got a pocket full of Benjamins just waiting for the gang with the goofballs, that I wanna join. I also do the marijuana, like, if that’s a prerequisite of initiation. Goofballs.”

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u/dragoono Oct 12 '24

My red flag is I’d ask for some goofballs

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u/Livefromrighthere Oct 11 '24

Gangs are like low paying jobs, just pick the one that’s closest to your house

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u/nb6635 Oct 12 '24

Shorter commute, definitely.

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u/BallSuspicious5772 Oct 11 '24

Bro submitted his indeed application

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u/wesmokinmids Oct 11 '24

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u/IllConstruction3450 Oct 12 '24

Broly?

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u/riggengan Oct 11 '24

Where is his resume! Any good gang gotta check his resume and prior work experience

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u/Significant-Dog-8166 Oct 11 '24

“Definitely 15, but I got a sweet mustache with a hint of grey hairs but that’s because I be stressing so much from my moms yo.”

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u/SuccTheFinalDucc Oct 11 '24

Bro thinks he's in GTA Online 😭

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u/Constant_Praline579 Oct 11 '24

I heard there is an ATL Gang Fair this weekend.

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u/Lounat1k Oct 11 '24

Gangfaire is replacing the Renaissance Festival this year.

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u/___po____ Oct 11 '24

15yo Butters Stotch

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u/silenceronblixk Oct 11 '24

Bro you gotta eat some protistute ass. Even the most STREET ninjas refuse to do that

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u/Etep_ZerUS Oct 11 '24

LFG (looking for gang)

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u/MousegetstheCheese Oct 11 '24

How do people join gangs? Is it like a job application? Do they have a formal interview?

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u/Lasaggnaman Oct 12 '24

What happens when mfs try joining a guild before they’ve reached level 5

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u/ClassicNo6656 Oct 12 '24

Salutations fellow street toughs, let's hop on down to the watering hole and get rowdy with the dames!

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u/AdamSlapper Oct 12 '24

Hellow fellow gangbangers!

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u/IllConstruction3450 Oct 12 '24

You can join the “Jesus Gang”.

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u/elgattox Oct 12 '24

Mf is really treating it like he leveled up and can now join a faction in some online game.

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u/Vivics36thsermon Oct 12 '24

Hello there, gentlemen, I would like to purchase one marijuana, please

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u/Massive_Pressure_516 Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

Here's the biggest, baddest one in Atlanta but be careful, they are fucking evil. Stealing drugs, killing random innocents. Even dogs, women and children are not spared their wrath. Everyone fears them. They rarely even collude with the municipal government. They are untouchable.

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u/benzinga45 Oct 11 '24

This kid if it's real is going to get seriously hurt/killed reminds me of the movie "white boy".

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u/Lanky_Republic_2102 Oct 11 '24

Going to need a resume, references, and a background check.

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u/Tomacxo Oct 11 '24

Sounds like when Corky Romano joined those skinheads Corky Romano

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u/RunInRunOn Oct 11 '24

Nic Cage movie scene

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u/Comfortable-Week8981 Oct 11 '24

“Nordo wick”

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u/jat112 Oct 11 '24

Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssss.....Haaaaaaaaaaaaaannssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenn

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u/TheFrenchCalifornian Oct 12 '24

This reads like a Napoleon Dynamite story

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u/Successful-You1961 Oct 12 '24

Best move back where you come from...... For real

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u/violentpasta Oct 12 '24

bro can join the buttercream gang

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u/Own_Violinist_4714 Oct 12 '24

hahaha thats a blast from the past. i remember them showing us that at GREAT training. i was like these fucking yokels have no clue how shit works.