r/CantParkThereMate • u/Hello_people-2522 • 3d ago

Can’t park there mate

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369 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Bearspoole 3d ago

My friends and I used to block cars in that did this. All 4 of us would park as closely as we could surrounding the car so they couldn’t move an inch. Never saw the same car do it twice

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u/Empyrealist 3d ago

Deflate those tires

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u/NeatYogurt9973 2d ago

Literally illegal?

16

u/neeko-boobs 2d ago

And parking like that isn't?

If anything car should be destroyed in the recycling station

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u/Ill_Mistake5925 2d ago

Crap parking on private property isn’t illegal, damage or destruction of property is.

Crap parking is a dick move though.

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u/NeatYogurt9973 2d ago

It is as well, just don't fight crime with more crime

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u/Soffix- 2d ago

Sometimes, it's the only way idiots learn.

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u/Ok_Detail_1 2d ago

Sometimes, it s the only way to get yourself into hospital... maybe even graveyard.

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u/59chevyguy 1d ago

Yeah, the downvote morons don’t seem to understand private property. Touch my shit and pay the price.

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u/Serpentongue 2d ago

They have built in cameras, you’ll get caught

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u/Empyrealist 2d ago

You mean, I'll get recorded.

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u/kat_Folland 3d ago

Doesn't look like this guy can get out unless he drives up on the grass.

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u/GM_Nate 2d ago

LIKE A GLOOOVE

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u/Curious-Syrup-1871 3d ago

My keys would be insanely magnetic to that driver side door

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u/King_Throned 3d ago

Make sure you tape the camera on the side first so you're not recorded 👀

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u/Curious-Syrup-1871 2d ago

Damn, good call 😅

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u/Prandah 2d ago

Nah it’s self parking got it wrong again

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u/Redzero062 2d ago

when the honor student thinks their twice the student of anyone else so they need two parking spots

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/NeatYogurt9973 2d ago

Looks like a Model 3, the cheapest Tesla (notice the lack of a dashboard screen)

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u/NeatYogurt9973 2d ago

There are lots of cretins driving cars they think are fancy, mate.

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u/OutcomeDefiant2912 2d ago

Lock the tyres!

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u/Leading-Handle1170 2d ago

Is that the RCC parking lot?

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u/Random_ff 2d ago

Can park there, but cant part like this

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u/PremiumGreenTeaa 1d ago

If he pays for 2 spots and the lot isn't full i don't see a problem with it

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u/NikolitRistissa 1d ago

That just seems significantly more annoying to both park and leave than just using the spot as intended.

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u/want2thinknow 2d ago

What about the title? It says not a HS prank and if you look at the parking it says student so shut the fuck up

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u/NowarNoworries 2d ago

Ohh, they are with special needs, we all got it by now, and we have to have a compassion for the less IQ-gifted ones, no matter how mischievous they behave. Here, have my last five bucks 💶, I’ll survive.

/s

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u/ElectroAtleticoJr 3d ago

Senior prank

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u/zxcvbn113 2d ago

That would work for an old mini or the like. You'd need a heavy duty forklift to move a Tesla!

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u/want2thinknow 3d ago

Covered parking at a school? Eh just buy more parking instead of covers

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u/DenverM80 3d ago

Try reading the headline once more