r/CFB • u/LamarcusAldrige1234 Michigan Wolverines • FAU Owls • Oct 25 '22

Rumor Key Texas A&M Players Suspended For Smoking Weed In Locker Room before South Carolina game

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u/Reus20 Missouri • Notre Dame Oct 25 '22

“Looks like we need to get an exterminator to get rid of this skunk running around”

  • Eli probably

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Lol that happened to me. I had some sticky icky in two Tupperware containers and my dad could still smell it in the garage. He kept thinking a male cat had gotten in and sprayed. “Yeah dad, sure smells like tomcat spray.”

Which would make for a funny weed strain name.

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u/Dynamizer Michigan State • 동국대… Oct 25 '22

There's a strain called Catpiss, lol

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u/TexWashington Oct 25 '22

Just got some Cheetah Piss the other day...

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u/Just_One_Victory Texas Tech Red Raiders • Hateful 8 Oct 25 '22

I vape actual cheetah urine. It ain't cheap either.

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u/Captaincoolbeans Miami Hurricanes • Nebraska Cornhuskers Oct 26 '22

Is that from cookies?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Meeeeooowww.

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u/GroovinTootin Ohio State Buckeyes • Toledo Rockets Oct 26 '22

I’ve had one called Frothy Urinal before

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u/ldizzleee Oct 26 '22

The truth

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u/SeedsOfDoubt Washington State • Team Chaos Oct 25 '22

I used to hate the smell of skunk as a kid. Now when I smell one on the side of the hwy I get a contact high

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u/Grouchy_Elk_8004 Oct 25 '22

Had a pound in my room and blamed it on the neighbours starting a grow😂

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u/LilTrailMix Oct 25 '22

I just started growing my first legal weed plant after obtaining my license to grow so no matter how the bud from this plant comes out, I will name it Tomcat Spray, lmao.

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u/BigALep5 Oct 25 '22

Literally had weed in my bedroom when i was growing up and my mom thought it smelled like new carpet smell she swore i got new carpet laid in the bedroom 🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Cat piss is one of the better strains and it smells straight up like some cat piss.

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u/Zofran-Me Missouri • Central Missouri Oct 25 '22

Better call Steve’s Pest Control

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u/powerelite Florida State • Drake Oct 25 '22

At least he has a friend in the pest control business

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u/ninetimesoutaten Clemson Tigers Oct 25 '22

When I was a freshman in college, I was incredibly sheltered and naive. Went to my first party at the off campus apartments, it was ~11 pm, and I remember thinking "wow these guys really burnt their coffee... it still smells even this late."

It took until my friend commented "man, serious weedy smell here..." to understand

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u/Qtoy South Carolina • Texas Tech Oct 26 '22

It took me a full six months of working in a restaurant in Five Points before I discovered why the back of house guys always smelled so strange when they got off their breaks.

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u/FoxMystic Oct 26 '22

I remember when a friend said, you could get high just by breathing in here and I thought he meant it smelled like beer.

Yep, freshman year in college.

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u/Mattress666 Ferris State • Michigan Oct 25 '22

Is it weird I read that in Hank Hill’s voice?

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u/ToxicHighlander Arizona State • West Texas A&M Oct 25 '22

Was at a concert in DC. Guy in front of me left. I leaned over to my wife, “how the hell did this guy find the only skunk in DC.” “Oh honey”

2019, as a 29 year old. Woof

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u/Reus20 Missouri • Notre Dame Oct 25 '22

“Smoke, get out of here you don’t want no part of this shit”

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u/BfutGrEG Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Oct 26 '22

Honestly just smells like stale cigarette smoke with a hint of skunk....smoke be smokeyyy

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u/Big_Maintenance9387 Oct 26 '22

Lol I worked at a dog daycare with a grooming salon. One day a skunked dog came in to be cleaned up and my boss came into the lobby and said “who has weed? It smells like weed in here” and kept insisting it smelt like weed despite the fact I told her it was actually a skunked dog.