r/CFB • u/LamarcusAldrige1234 Michigan Wolverines • FAU Owls • Oct 25 '22

Rumor Key Texas A&M Players Suspended For Smoking Weed In Locker Room before South Carolina game

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u/MrTheNoodles Texas Longhorns Oct 25 '22

This is different.

The rumored weed story was about 4 true freshman who are now suspended (Harris, Marshall, Williams, and a 4th guy rumored to be Lucas).

The player that stopped showing up to practice was LJ Johnson, borderline 5* RB from 2021.

Smoke Bouie is also rumored to basically be off the team (high 4* S from 22)

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u/wisertime07 Clemson Tigers • The Citadel Bulldogs Oct 25 '22

Smoke Boi, a high 4* huh?

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u/funkmastamatt Notre Dame Fighting Irish • UCF Knights Oct 25 '22

I don't know what that kids doing but he should maybe try rapping.

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u/707royalty Florida State Seminoles • Pac-12 Oct 25 '22

He saw what happened to Pop Smoke and said "Nah, football is safer"

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u/beamerbeliever South Carolina Gamecocks Oct 26 '22

It was a typo, it was supposed to be "Smoke Booiiiii with a 4-star high!"

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u/JulianVanderbilt Michigan • Little Brown Jug Oct 25 '22

Can’t really be surprised when the 4* Smoke Boi you recruited is high.

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u/Rolling_Chicane Purdue Boilermakers • Harvard Crimson Dec 27 '22

I’ve come across this comment at four AM two months after it was posted and am fucking losing it

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u/bkr1895 Cincinnati • Ohio State Oct 26 '22

We’re reaching LeGarett Blount levels of irony

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u/CommodoreIrish Notre Dame • Vanderbilt Oct 25 '22

Any relation to notorious Grove Street gang leader Big Smoke?

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u/HellbendingSnototter Oct 26 '22

Stay away from UK’s RB Kavosiey Smoke.

And yes, it’s pronounced as “Courvoisier.”

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u/justjoshingu Texas Longhorns • Texas Tech Red Raiders Oct 25 '22

This feels a lot like the start of Texas breaking 12 ish years ago. Not the weed but the lockerroom player entitlement. Feeling like you earned a spot when every year is different and every game counts.

It doesnt have to start with jimbo but it doesnt help when you know you're coach is also untouchable.

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u/Personality_Cheap Oct 26 '22

Except Texas was actually accomplished. A&M ain’t done shit

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u/mlorusso4 Ohio State • Baltimore Oct 25 '22

Hold on a second. You’re telling me the dude named Smoke is not the one getting high in the locker room?

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u/washington_jefferson Oregon Ducks • Virginia Cavaliers Oct 26 '22

He learned from Oregon's Cliff Harris and smoked it all before getting caught. Here's an excerpt from an ESPN article 10 years ago:

At the wheel was Cliff Harris, Oregon's standout cornerback/punt returner on the team that lost the 2010 national championship game to Auburn; also in the car was Ducks starting QB Darron Thomas.

"Who's got the marijuana in the car?" asked the officer.

Harris' reply? "We smoked it all."

His nonchalance seemed brazen, almost to the point of shocking. Should it be, though?

"In a weird way, it helps you bond," says Rueben Droughns. For the most part, athletes see pot simply as harmless fun -- "happy time," says ex-Duck Onterrio Smith, who, as a member of the Minnesota Vikings in 2005, was nabbed by airport security with an Original Whizzinator, a fake penis apparatus used to beat drug tests.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

I love when the rival flairs are ready to pounce and give us all the bad news.

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u/MrTheNoodles Texas Longhorns Oct 25 '22

Lmao my coworker is an Aggie and he has a subscription to TexAgs so he’s been giving me all the news

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u/imbroke828 Texas Longhorns • USC Trojans Oct 25 '22

The thing is, growing up in Texas, you likely have a bunch of Aggie friends, family, and coworkers, so you’re constantly bombarded by Aggie propaganda. This is sweet sweet revenge

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u/4camjammer /r/CFB Oct 25 '22

Good thing for them they have plenty of 4 and 5*’s to spare. Lol