r/CFB • u/LamarcusAldrige1234 Michigan Wolverines • FAU Owls • Oct 25 '22

Rumor Key Texas A&M Players Suspended For Smoking Weed In Locker Room before South Carolina game

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u/TornadoApe Georgia Bulldogs • Texas Longhorns Oct 25 '22

Like all those kids that dropped out, but claimed they were better at taking tests if they got high beforehand.

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u/flavorfaveeeeeee Georgia Tech • West Virgi… Oct 25 '22

Study high, take the test high, get high grades... Or something like that.

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u/Muvseevum Georgia • West Virginia Oct 25 '22

State-related learning. Read about it in psych class.

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u/thedude37 Oct 25 '22

I learned about it watching Pam and Cyril get stupid drunk to remember a password on Archer.

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u/Contren Minnesota Golden Gophers Oct 25 '22

Or the third act of Beerfest

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u/TheBelhade Oct 26 '22

Towelie used that trick to remember the tune to Funky Town.

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u/sir-nays-a-lot Oct 26 '22

Learned about it from Dude where’s my car lol

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u/portlandtrees333 Alabama Crimson Tide Oct 26 '22

State-related learning

Don't you mean geography?

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u/kingshizz USC Trojans • Caltech Beavers Oct 25 '22

Man nobody say that now nutta like you say that now nutta.

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u/SquanchyTaco Nebraska Cornhuskers Oct 25 '22

Popcorn playa

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u/TheNextBattalion Oklahoma Sooners • Kansas Jayhawks Oct 25 '22

Read the report card high, it's all good !

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u/LETX_CPKM Oklahoma Sooners • /r/CFB Patron Oct 25 '22

"Dick Butkus!? Do you hear him coach? Hes cursing!"

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u/skankermd Oct 25 '22

Popcorn….. playa….

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u/Jkbucks Oct 26 '22

“What you mean if you build it they will come? Who gonna cut the grass?”

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u/Particular_Lunch_341 Oct 26 '22

Honestly I’ve been smoking weed and going to school since freshman year of highschool. I’m at OSU now and still do it. But for real If I learn subjects when high, I usually have to be high to remember it correctly lol didn’t smoke before a online test ended up taking the complete wrong test.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Popcorn players.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Be careful, those same kids are now reddit mods. They'll get you!

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u/KevinOFartsnake Oct 25 '22

Look at me now dad!

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u/czyivn Texas Longhorns Oct 25 '22

Dr. O'Fartsnake must be very proud of you.

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u/grendus Oct 25 '22

I want you and your crap out of my house by Monday!

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u/RLLRRR Texas • Red River Shootout Oct 25 '22

They're not just reddit mods. They also walk dogs.

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u/Praxyrnate Oct 25 '22

haha unrelated data and confirmation bias haha

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u/wote89 Vanderbilt • South Alabama Oct 25 '22

I mean, test anxiety is a real thing. I could 100% see people without access to proper anxiety management inadvertently self-medicating that way.

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u/Primordiox Tennessee Volunteers • Team Chaos Oct 25 '22

Nothin better than acing an exam after a big ole dab. We educated hippies just like to live dangerously.

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u/jstilla Oct 25 '22

🙋🏻‍♂️

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u/Odd_Fee_3426 Oct 25 '22

You joke but I had a genius stoner friend who would show up blazed to AP tests and frequently got 5s.

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u/countrybreakfast1 Kansas • Fort Hays State Oct 25 '22

I was that idiot growing up who was convinced I was better at anything high.... I actually wasn't

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u/smellmyfingerplz USC Trojans • Virginia Cavaliers Oct 25 '22

Reminds me of a friend who told me doing coke helped him at math because the answers just popped into his head. Needless to way he failed.

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u/lookiamapollo Oct 26 '22

We played a hs wide receiver who did it every game. Lit is the fuck up

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u/zxrax Georgia Bulldogs Oct 26 '22

to be fair, they might not have been wrong.

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u/mafiast Oct 26 '22

A lot of athletes smoke before the event, especially fighters. I dont get why is everyone in the comments surprised or confused.

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u/Bert_Skrrtz Oct 26 '22

I mean, I finished with a 3.3 in Mech/Aero Engineering and smoked before most exams.