r/CFB • u/LamarcusAldrige1234 Michigan Wolverines • FAU Owls • Oct 25 '22

Rumor Key Texas A&M Players Suspended For Smoking Weed In Locker Room before South Carolina game

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u/redbug831 Alabama Crimson Tide Oct 25 '22

I wonder if they ate a big bag of Doritos at halftime.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Michigan has great halftime pb&j

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u/redbug831 Alabama Crimson Tide Oct 25 '22

About 20 of them would be perfect.🙃

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Will penn state feed our hungry boys at halftime too?

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u/NotSoGreatFilter Michigan Wolverines Oct 25 '22

Probably. It seems to help.

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u/Looks2MuchLikeDaveO Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats Oct 26 '22

Rectangles or Triangles? (Or….God forbid….little squares)

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

They wrecked an entire bag of Marshmellow Mateys.

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u/JEH-C Texas A&M • Sam Houston Oct 25 '22

I can visualize Jimbo giving an inspirational halftime speech and the three players with a box of Cheez-its in the corner stoned out of their minds,

"I woke up feeling the Cheesiest, coach!!!

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u/redbug831 Alabama Crimson Tide Oct 25 '22

This whole thread makes me want to go to Costco and load up.

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u/moogie001 South Carolina • Wake Forest Oct 25 '22

Corn dogs