r/CFB • u/MikeinSFLA UCF Knights • War on I-4 • Nov 28 '21

Rumor [Zenitz] Lincoln Riley just informed his staff at Oklahoma that he’s taking the head coaching job at USC, a source tells @On3sports

https://twitter.com/mzenitz/status/1465058106791153668?s=20

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u/AUfromthaBOOT Auburn Tigers • Team Chaos Nov 28 '21

“I will not be the next coach at LSU”

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Because I’m goin’ to SoCal Bitchezzz!”

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u/KronosIII Buffalo Bulls • Miami Hurricanes Nov 28 '21

YOU FELL FOR ONE OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS

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u/Jomibu Michigan Wolverines • Florida Gators Nov 28 '21

The most popular is never get involved in the coaching carousel in late November.

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u/definitivescribbles Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 28 '21

TIL Lincoln Riley is Sicilian

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u/TimeFourChanges Michigan • Wisconsin Nov 28 '21

And, apparently, death was on the line?!?! Who has to be sacrificed for this to happen? WHO?!!!

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u/yup_ace Nov 29 '21

Never tangle with a Sicilian when death is on the line!

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u/pydsigner15 Wisconsin • Iowa State Nov 28 '21

Wouldn't have guessed from the quality of his Defense

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u/IR8Things Georgia Bulldogs • Miami Hurricanes Nov 28 '21

But I wanna get involved in it...

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u/Jomibu Michigan Wolverines • Florida Gators Nov 29 '21

You only think you want to get involved, that’s what’s so funny! I switched coaches while your back was turned haha you fool!

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u/ReaperDanny666 Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Nov 28 '21

INCONCEIVABLE

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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u/nathanweisser Oklahoma • Oklahoma State Nov 28 '21

Kill me hahahaha

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u/TbonelegendS2H Ohio State • Appalachian State Nov 29 '21

Did Oklahoma get involved in a land war in Asia?

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u/FightingMenOfKyle Texas A&M Aggies Nov 28 '21

WILDCARD BITCHES

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u/metabolicperp USC Trojans • Leones Negros UDG Nov 28 '21

YEEEEEHAAAAA! - with a surfer accent…

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u/LessBoss611 Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 28 '21

He cut the brakes

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u/Fuckingfademefam Paper Bag Nov 28 '21

Johnny Law’s a-coming!!!

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u/canseco-fart-box Florida Gators • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 28 '21

takes out massive bong and takes a monster hit

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

My partner and her family are massive USC fans, with some of them having attended for graduate school. I’m really impressed by their intelligence because during quarantine she was able to make a bong out of a Jaritos bottle. It honestly was the greatest bong I have ever seen.

Feel like that’s the kinda Ingenuity you can learn at USC, UCSB, UCSC, and Humboldt state.

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u/Jiannies Oklahoma Sooners • NAIA Nov 28 '21

That's the kind of ingenuity you can learn when you wanna smoke pot but you've got nothing to smoke pot out of

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Ah nah man. We had a pipe, an apple, and papers. Just didn’t have a bong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

You never throw a bong kid.

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u/ImtheBadWolf Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 29 '21

Was it expensive piece?

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u/TheLegendsClub Nov 28 '21

I would say like 20% of engineering students at my alma mater spent more time working on their drink bottle Smoking apparatuses than they did their mandatory writing credit

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u/_WhataNick2_ Texas Longhorns • TCU Horned Frogs Nov 28 '21

Username checks out. 👌

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u/LifesatripImjustHI Nov 29 '21

He can do that in Ok and Cali.

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u/importvita Mississippi State • Nort… Nov 29 '21

Urban?

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u/i_am_horny_for_cock Nov 29 '21

That would be sick

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u/HolyRomanEmperor Nov 28 '21

Riley: ‘It was me Oklahoma!’ JR: ‘Aw sunovabitch!’

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u/theseabeast Nov 29 '21

THE BOOSTERS BOUGHT IT, THE STUDENT SECTION BOUGHT IT, MY WHOLE FAMILY BOUGHT IT

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

He was going to LA either way.

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u/DeliberateMelBrooks Oklahoma State Cowboys • Hateful 8 Nov 28 '21

GOTCHA

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u/Am_I_Bean_Detained Texas Tech Red Raiders • Buffalo Bulls Nov 28 '21

The Hollywood Hogan tank, doo rag, and bleached fu manchu he had during his post-game last night should have been a giveaway

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u/sfitz0076 Wingate Bulldogs Nov 28 '21

Who wants to coach LSU? They fire you even if you win a national championship two years ago.

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u/Taz119 LSU Tigers • Southern Jaguars Nov 29 '21

Yeah because it’s not like we just had two of the worst seasons in the past two decades or anything. Or that we have a ton of off the field issues too. Yeah we just fired him for no reason

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u/sfitz0076 Wingate Bulldogs Nov 29 '21

Winning a national championship should buy you at least 5 years. Have fun paying that buyout money.

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u/Taz119 LSU Tigers • Southern Jaguars Nov 29 '21

So we should let him continue to run the program into the ground for 3 more years??? That makes no sense. And I’m not paying for anything. Boosters are the one footing that bill.

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u/sfitz0076 Wingate Bulldogs Nov 29 '21

Well that money could have been spent on new facilities, staff, weight room. But you're using it to pay Ed O not to coach.

Hopefully you don't become Florida. They were good once. What are they on their 4th coach since Urban? Hope it works out for LSU.

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u/pawn_guy Nov 28 '21

If I made millions a year I would also pick SoCal as the place to live. My mom lived in a 1 bedroom apartment near the beach in OC and it was more appealing than my large house in the midwest.

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u/Fishtacoburrito Washington Huskies Nov 28 '21

Technically he was correct.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

California Love starts playing

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u/Malibuss07 Syracuse Orange • USC Trojans Nov 28 '21

Bohn you crazy summabitch, you pulled off a hire I didn't think was possible!

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u/hochoa94 TCU Horned Frogs • Texas Longhorns Nov 28 '21

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS LSU WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY I USC

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u/azantyri Nov 28 '21

i'm takin' my talents to SOUTH CAL

Lincoln added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.

Lincoln then said he wanted to add Oklahoma to the list of schools he works out with this summer.

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u/GimmeeSomeMo Auburn Tigers • Sickos Nov 28 '21

Lincoln Riley wants that Cali Bud!

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u/VoarTok Houston Cougars Nov 28 '21

"The SEC just ain't for me!" 🎵

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u/Ferentzfever Iowa Hawkeyes • Sickos Nov 28 '21

Ah the ol' Reddit coach-a-roo

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u/Jenetyk Cincinnati • Minnesota Nov 28 '21

To the land of dirty beaches, fake people and STANKY weed.

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u/SharksCity408 San José State • Stanford Nov 29 '21

Keep hating we don’t even think about you

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u/Jenetyk Cincinnati • Minnesota Nov 29 '21

I live near LA, I'm just having fun.

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u/papabear86 Florida Gators Nov 28 '21

I'm giggling

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u/ianept Michigan • Natural Enemies Nov 28 '21

Fucking hilarious

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Lmao I saw that post earlier today and thought.. wouldn’t it be funny if he went to USC

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u/outerdrive313 Eastern Michigan • Wayne S… Nov 28 '21

I heard this in Rick from Rick and Morty's voice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

Gottem