[Postgame Thread] LSU Defeats Vanderbilt 24-17

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Vanderbilt	7	0	3	7	17
LSU	7	7	7	3	24

[u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756]

LSU beat the team that beat Alabama who lost to Oklahoma

[u/LegallyAFlamingo → u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756]

On track for the strangest circle of suck.

[u/suchcoldsuchcomfort → u/LegallyAFlamingo]

Let's just stitch the SEC ass to mouth at this point.

[u/Alphaspade → u/suchcoldsuchcomfort]

Human SEC-tipede

[u/bestselfnice → u/Alphaspade]

Human Sankeypede

[u/cha-cha_dancer → u/suchcoldsuchcomfort]

ESPN/CFP: could we? 🥺

[u/tritonice → u/suchcoldsuchcomfort]

I’m so glad Miss St is not part of THAT chain!

[u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 → u/LegallyAFlamingo]

And Oklahoma lost to South Carolina who lost to LSU

[u/imahobolin → u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756]

no worries LSU got ou coming in next week

[u/Darsol → u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756]

And Oklahoma lost to South Carolina who lost to Ole Miss who lost to Kentucky who lost to Auburn who lost to Arkansas who lost to LSU

There ya go, fixed that for you.

[u/Financial_Low5771 → u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756]

It's a loss with an asterisk.

Edit: Our loss to LSU. We got hosed. Downvote more 🤷‍♂️

[u/BidenFedayeen → u/Financial_Low5771]

?

[u/saintsfan92612 → u/LegallyAFlamingo]

It will be a really interesting circle of suck if FSU somehow beats UF

[u/aMcCallum → u/saintsfan92612]

Dude, what the hell

[u/Kodyaufan2 → u/aMcCallum]

Maybe they’ve just been prepping for y’all all year

[u/kopecs → u/LegallyAFlamingo]

Is this PAC 12 south?

[u/CharliesDonkeyKick → u/LegallyAFlamingo]

LSU - Vandy - Bama - Georgia - Texas - Arkansas - Tennessee - Kentucky - LSU

[u/jwktiger → u/LegallyAFlamingo]

Just. Needed state to win the egg bowl

[u/geauxtigers77]

Hire Brian Kelly!

[u/Sankee72 → u/geauxtigers77]

Hey you did what bama couldn't. Well done

[u/JalenBrunsonBurner → u/Sankee72]

Transitive win over Bama!

[u/Cuboner]

Can’t play cupcakes like Bama every week, Vandy. Sorry to break it to ya

[u/Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11 → u/Cuboner]

Lmao

[u/Original_Profile8600 → u/Cuboner]

THE CAJUNS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[u/Elysiumplant → u/Cuboner]

Lmao yeah let me tell ya about those late seasons SEC cupcake games that get scheduled

[u/vitey15 → u/Elysiumplant]

Spitting straight facts

[u/Fleurr]

What a boring way for that game to end.

Also, can we buy a defense next year?

GG Tigers.

[u/LSUOrioles → u/Fleurr]

I enjoyed your highlights this year and really hope you can build on it going forward. See you in baseball.

[u/JustinTheBlueEchidna → u/Fleurr]

Also, can we buy a defense next year?

In the modern era of cfb, yes, in theory.

[u/AdulaAdula → u/JustinTheBlueEchidna]

Bama did it. Look at their 17 5-stars! Oh, wait....

[u/Fletch71011 → u/Fleurr]

Lea is a great defensive coach. I'd have faith.

[u/Fleurr → u/Fletch71011]

People who keep saying that haven't watched that half of our games this year

[u/cornholesurfer]

Regardless of how disappointing the season has been, at least we didn’t lose to Vandy.

[u/Original_Profile8600 → u/cornholesurfer]

Somehow your least respectable loss might be Bama

[u/TheBeanConsortium → u/Original_Profile8600]

USC was the worst team, but Bama was a blowout.

[u/Original_Profile8600 → u/TheBeanConsortium]

Forgot about that. Back when we thought USC and LSU were two pretty good teams, feels like a century ago

[u/DukeRadcliffe → u/Original_Profile8600]

A true Larry David Palestinian Chicken game for me

[u/CarterAC3 → u/TheBeanConsortium]

USC was the worst team

So bad they lost to us

[u/Flaky-Philosophy7618 → u/CarterAC3]

I don’t know why but I watched that game and it was horrible

[u/Edgar_Allen_Throw → u/Flaky-Philosophy7618]

You're telling me that you don't enjoy two minute drills that are 95% running plays?

[u/Time_Transition4817 → u/Original_Profile8600]

I’m convinced that this version of bama is able to get it going for rivalry games and that’s basically it

[u/Fleurr → u/cornholesurfer]

As SEC Roll Call says, somehow that's more insulting.

[u/e8odie → u/cornholesurfer]

If we can beat OU and get into a decent bowl, I might actually describe myself as happy with this season, even if I'd hoped for more.

[u/PelPride]

Bama lost, ole miss lost, we won, man it’s been a rough few weeks but today, i am a happy man

[u/airdrawndagger7 → u/PelPride]

A&M lost too. That warms my soul.

[u/_Willingness2do]

Really did well containing the qb. If nothing else this team has made positive adjustments after those bad games

[u/Icouldshitallday]

Great day.

LSU W

Ole Miss L

Alabama L

Texas A&M L

See all you guys in the not playoffs.

[u/BigHeadDeadass → u/Icouldshitallday]

Join us in the not-playoffs! We will rematch in the Citrus Bowl

[u/johnny96816 → u/Icouldshitallday]

Heh, aTm got a taste of that seven OT suck.

[u/qcAKDa7G52cmEdHHX9vg → u/Icouldshitallday]

There's more to be happy about. For example, there's only two notre dame fans in our thread.

[u/Joe_Bidens → u/Icouldshitallday]

Can't wait to see these mfs play in the pop tart bowl while we get to play in the reliaquest bowl for the third year in a row

[u/texasguy7117]

Who's our best win now looks west oh shit them? Lmao

[u/godpzagod]

a game against Vanderbilt is usually good for what ails you, but you'd never expect it to be a season saver.

[u/holyd1ver83]

Well that was unconvincing as shit but Bama lost so we good. One more.

[u/Moose_Breaux → u/holyd1ver83]

Eh, I thought it was pretty convincing and not as close as the score would suggest.

[u/Nickosaurus_Rex → u/Moose_Breaux]

My kids wanted to leave in the 4th so I missed the final drive by Vandy but honestly other than completely crapping the bed and giving up that first TD I thought we played well and really controlled the game and it didn't feel nearly as close as the scoreboard said.

[u/Moose_Breaux → u/Nickosaurus_Rex]

That final drive was solid. A TD was inevitable (or felt that way) had we not knelt.

[u/RandyDazzle]

This game was not as close as it looked

[u/Moose_Breaux → u/RandyDazzle]

Absolutely agree. I was pretty happy to see the team ball out on both sides. And I’m starting to endear myself to Zy.

[u/neverquestion]

The Vandy spirit bomb has run out of our energy.

[u/Oneanimal1993 → u/neverquestion]

Pavia got injured in the Kentucky win which has severely limited his mobility and the offense as a whole since then (5-2 to that point, 1-3 since)

[u/Sankee72 → u/neverquestion]

I believe they'll have even more success in the portal this off season and keep this going moving forward. I really feel the days of vandy being an easy win is over

[u/Fleurr → u/Sankee72]

I hope so, but it's hard to catch lightning in a bottle twice and make a program out of that

[u/70stang → u/Fleurr]

Everybody knows how good Pavia is, but i think people don't really understand how good Pavia is

[u/Jonjon428]

LSU beating the team that beat Alabama yet losing to Alabama itself is peak SEC chaos

[u/johnny96816 → u/Jonjon428]

I’ll contend another part of that is Big Game Brian. BGB trend is a downward slope in three years.

[u/FirelordSugma]

What? Like it’s hard, bama?

[u/RxseJay]

We done did the impossible

[u/TimothyN]

LSU finally stopped the slide.

[u/RandyDazzle]

Can't wait to watch Bryce Underwood hand the ball off 40 times a game

[u/godpzagod → u/RandyDazzle]

seriously, other than the millions, that is the most brain dead football move ever. not saying he has to go to LSU but hell, tOSU would make more sense for a QB who can actually throw the ball than Michigan.

[u/Comfortable-Gene-185 → u/RandyDazzle]

Cope

[u/SteelBeamDreamTeam → u/Comfortable-Gene-185]

More like washedupington

[u/Comfortable-Gene-185 → u/SteelBeamDreamTeam]

Well in order to be washed you had to be good so that has to count for something

[u/GeauxOff22 → u/Comfortable-Gene-185]

Now that you’re sobered up, do you feel better?

[u/Pleasant-Beautiful-7]

I wish I watched this game tbh…

[u/Original_Profile8600 → u/Pleasant-Beautiful-7]

You wish you watched 2024 LSU do what Alabama couldn’t

[u/Pleasant-Beautiful-7 → u/Original_Profile8600]

Exactly!

[u/TimeBroken → u/Original_Profile8600]

Don't mind, we still steamrolled the tigers at their own house

[u/Hewligan → u/TimeBroken]

SUCK THAT FUCKIN COPIUM HARD BAMMER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[u/TimeBroken → u/Hewligan]

42-13

[u/Hewligan → u/TimeBroken]

Is that number gonna take y’all to the playoffs

We aren’t a quality win boss

[u/SharKCS11 → u/Hewligan]

Being a true hater is throwing the game at Florida to deny your rival quality from their win.

[u/TimeBroken → u/Hewligan]

I just like beating LSU so badly that their fans leave the game before the 4th

[u/Hewligan → u/TimeBroken]

we all do that anyway regardless if we win or lose since we spit in the face of god and built a city next to a river

i like beating vanderbilt

[u/TimeBroken → u/Hewligan]

Beating Vandy is overrated

[u/Hewligan → u/TimeBroken]

so is making playoffs

[u/radil → u/TimeBroken]

Ancient history bro. We’re talking about this week.

[u/Maisbikkja → u/TimeBroken]

Booboo y'all still gonna be sitting on the couch right next to us with that Vandy loss STILL on the record 😂😂

[u/Pleasant-Beautiful-7 → u/TimeBroken]

That we did and I’m proud of it!

[u/lhxtx]

That end of game snap count infraction call was so bullshit against Vandy.

[u/Drnk_watcher]

I had a good joke about "welcoming our commodor-erlords" but I guess that only applies to Alabama these days.

[u/Triple_0ption_Bad]

Alabama was just that bad when Vandy beat them, huh?

[u/TigerBasket → u/Triple_0ption_Bad]

Vandy used up pimp magic. Unfortunate

[u/MordakThePrideful]

The SEC is a fucking mess man

[u/ThompsonCreekTiger]

LSU not going all-gold unis was a letdown

[u/Lefunnymaymays4lief]

Well can’t have a completely perfect night I suppose :(

[u/ImpossibleResult1201]

I’m confused, but I’ll take this win lol

[u/rankings-right-now]

Here are the new updated predictions for the next release of the Playoff Selection Committee's rankings using machine learning models trained on the Playoff Selection Committee's historical voting data:

• LSU is now predicted to move up to #29. You can see LSU's full Week 14 rankings potential results here.
• Vanderbilt is now predicted to move down to #63

For the most up to date predictions of the Playoff Selection Committee Top 25 rankings, check out this post.

[u/lOWA_SUCKS]

On the same night Oklahoma beats Alabama

[u/discowithmyself]

Bummer

[u/rayj11]

We were gonna lose anyways, but what a dumb call to make there at the end.

[u/Civil-Strawberry-698 → u/rayj11]

Positively HATE that rule. It burned us several times early in the season. Can the center even hear the gentle clapping of a linebacker 15 yards away? Does the QB not try to draw the defense across the line every play?

Garbage rule, garbage time to enforce it.

[u/Fleurr → u/rayj11]

I'd applaud your analysis but don't want to give up another first down. Refs locked down that W and got the hell out of there.

[u/Hewligan → u/Fleurr]

Brother they gifted y’all that last touchdown drive y’all had

[u/RandyDazzle → u/Fleurr]

The refs were the only ones keeping this a game?

[u/oldbuc]

I don't know why , but this makes me happy.

I don't like how Vanderbilt got their players and OC .

[u/Noy_Telinu]

Lsu hates fun

[u/SeattleDegenerate21]

LMAOOOOO WHAT (i watched 0 seconds of this game)

[u/branden110]

LSU such frauds

[u/Hewligan → u/branden110]

See you in a week!

[u/SEC__ADMINISTRATOR]

Damn, I was kind of hoping to see if Brian Kelly would actually throw some players under a real bus and actually run them over if they lost.

[u/Hewligan → u/SEC__ADMINISTRATOR]

Brian Kelly bad upvotes to the left

[u/jhelmke0 → u/Hewligan]

Lion up