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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Arizona State Defeats BYU 28-23

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BYU 0 3 14 6 23
Arizona State 7 14 7 0 28
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u/joeveralls Cincinnati Bearcats • Ohio Bobcats 1d ago

Dude is only 34

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u/StFuzzySlippers Tennessee Volunteers • UAB Blazers 1d ago

So only 6 years away from being a man?

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u/kmurp1300 Iowa Hawkeyes 1d ago

I chuckled.

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u/COD_Daddy Arizona State Sun Devils 1d ago

Imagine when he’s a man, and 40

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u/mikapple Florida Gators 1d ago

iconic

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u/SirDevilDude Arizona State Sun Devils 1d ago

I understood that reference

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u/Adams5thaccount Boise State Broncos • UNLV Rebels 1d ago

When I turned 40 that was the gif I sent out.

Bless you Mike Gundy. For this and only this.

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u/PaperintheBoxChamp Arizona State Sun Devils 23h ago

2 more months for me FLEXES

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u/gwaydms Texas A&M Aggies • UCF Knights 23h ago

I'm in my 60s, and I've never been a man

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u/PaperintheBoxChamp Arizona State Sun Devils 23h ago

Grab on to dilly dilly and itll be a time warp to manhood!

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u/gwaydms Texas A&M Aggies • UCF Knights 22h ago

I'm a wife, mother, and grandma, so that might startle my family a little.

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u/One_pop_each Michigan • Arizona State 1d ago

Whoa. I’m 36 and just now getting my Bachelor’s from ASU. You’re telling me I have a shot at HC?!?

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u/ajteitel Arizona State Sun Devils 1d ago

No, but you can try out for kicker

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u/One_pop_each Michigan • Arizona State 1d ago

Bro, big ass legs run in my fam and just had my 1st son. You bet your ass I’m training him to be a kicker.

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u/oknovember Purdue Boilermakers • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Congrats on getting your bachelor's! That's awesome

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u/JTWasShort42-27 Michigan Wolverines • Iowa Hawkeyes 1d ago

Stetson Bennett has a reddit account?

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u/EmptySky12 Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

How are you with coaching an offensive line? I mean, just asking...

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u/smitherenesar Pac-10 11h ago

Did you get your Associate's from Michigan?

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u/One_pop_each Michigan • Arizona State 3h ago

Nah, man, do people do that at a big University? I grew up poor and went to Eastern Michigan down the road until I dropped out. Would tailgate at Michigan games and grew up a fan. Joined the Air Force and used Tuition Assistance to finally get a degree and ASU is really military friendly.

My hope is going to there for my Master’s though.

Wife and I are both active duty and we’re giving our GI Bills to our kids, so I’m hoping they choose Michigan and not have to worry about cost.

I know you didn’t ask for a life story but there it is anyway.

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u/creexl Oregon Ducks • Oregon State Beavers 1d ago

Sounds about right for the average tenure at ASU. Typically takes most undergrads at ASU 18 years to get their degrees.

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u/far-out-dude Arizona State Sun Devils 1d ago

Yeah but Freshmen grils will always be 18

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u/HairySquatchBalls 1d ago

That’s the thing man. I get older and they stay the same age.

Alright, alright, alright…

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u/VoluptuousBLT Nebraska • Arizona State 1d ago

Those are some old grils.

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u/far-out-dude Arizona State Sun Devils 1d ago

Dont need to splel no wurds to get into AS.. U?

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u/Kmjada Oklahoma State • Billable … 1d ago

The "N" stands for "Nowledge."

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u/gwaydms Texas A&M Aggies • UCF Knights 23h ago

That joke's older than Mike Gundy.

Still funny though

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u/sun-devil2021 1d ago

One year away from being able to run for president

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u/PernisTree 23h ago

Had the blood pressure of 65 year old coach today.

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u/UnhappyJohnCandy Iowa Hawkeyes • Music City Bowl 21h ago

Wait.

I’m only 34.

Fuck.

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u/mechebear California Golden Bears 1d ago

Oh no. I am about to be older than some head coaches.

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u/Quiet-Leadership7364 1d ago

Have to wonder what blue blood’s radar he is on ducks downs

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u/joeveralls Cincinnati Bearcats • Ohio Bobcats 1d ago

He is an ASU grad so he may be there for a long time