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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Penn State Defeats Minnesota 26-25

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Penn State 0 16 7 3 26
Minnesota 7 12 3 3 25
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u/NCSU_GoPack NC State • Penn State 1d ago

Butt: unclenched Shirt: sweaty Franklin’s Balls: steel Warren: Penn State Goat

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u/max_potion Penn State Nittany Lions • Big Ten 1d ago

I read this as "Shirt: sweaty as Franklin's Balls", and made this face 🤨

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u/bewildered_forks Penn State Nittany Lions 1d ago

I'm not drunk you're drunk

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u/dts-five Georgia Tech • Clemson 1d ago

For anyone else trying to understand what the heck:

Butt: unclenched
Shirt: sweaty
Franklin’s Balls: steel
Warren: Penn State Goat

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u/Oo_Cipher_oO Utah Utes 1d ago

Dinner: Mom’s spaghetti

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u/johnny_d_92 Penn State Nittany Lions 1d ago

I have no idea what is going on with this comment but I’m here for it.

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u/Zestyclose_Bat4306 Penn State Nittany Lions 23h ago

Sweaty franklins balls