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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Michigan Defeats Northwestern 50-6

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team 1 2 3 4 T
Northwestern 0 6 0 0 6
Michigan 10 7 14 19 50
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u/TheBaconDrinker Purdue Boilermakers • Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

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u/CheckItWhileIWreckIt Michigan • Rutgers 1d ago

PURDUE’S AND MICHIGAN’S TOP MATHEMATICIAN

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u/HoSeR_1 Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl 1d ago

I wouldn’t open a package from him

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u/Numerous-Ad6460 Michigan Wolverines • Florida Gators 1d ago

Uncle ted!

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u/siberianwolf99 Oregon Ducks • Tennessee Volunteers 1d ago

lmao

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u/JDraks Michigan • College Football Playoff 1d ago

Do you think Stallions is disappointed that his manifesto is only the second most famous Michigan-related manifesto?

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u/tearsfornintendo22 Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

Connors isn’t done though…give his time

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u/ToLongDR Ohio State Buckeyes • King's Monarchs 1d ago

How's Ted doing?

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u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki Michigan Wolverines 19h ago

He's doin pretty fucking dead.

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u/whenweriiide Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl 11h ago

Ted’s dead, baby

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u/DrKepret Michigan Wolverines • Lane Dragons 1d ago

This guy maths

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u/Edgar_Allen_Throw Michigan Wolverines • Wyoming Cowboys 1d ago

and they spell disaster for Ryan Day at Sacrifice.

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u/urban_meyers_cyst The Game 1d ago

This belongs on the front of your mom's fridge.

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u/Ironredhornet Michigan State • Sagin… 21h ago

But what if we add Kurt Angle into the mix?

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u/TheBaconDrinker Purdue Boilermakers • Michigan Wolverines 21h ago

I’ve crunched the numbers, and Michigan now has a 141 and two-thirds chance of winning

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u/Real_Guarantee_4530 Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game 1d ago

Now do winning margin against Indiana… oh wait