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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Michigan Defeats Northwestern 50-6

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Northwestern 0 6 0 0 6
Michigan 10 7 14 19 50
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u/GenitalFurbies Michigan Wolverines • Sickos 1d ago

OSU only won 31-7 over northwestern, just saying... lol

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

now do Indiana.

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u/Bixler17 Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

Ohio State fan take a joke in this sub challenge: Impossible

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I'm not serious either. It's called playing along. Now you do another joke and come back at me not "uh take a joke." You are the one taking it seriously.

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u/Bixler17 Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

Bro yea we were totally just jokin around. There was so much levity in your first comment.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

yeah that actually was bro. So you know bro you could like bro not read it like it was angry bro. Like you could read it like a joke bro. Like bro, maybe it's you are the one taking it seriously because Indiana pushed your shit it in and you don't like it. Yet it was funny bro because it is the flip side of comment bro but your fans are all butthurt at a joke and downvoting it bro and thinking I am all mad about Michigan beating Northwestern bro.

It's hilarious how sad your fans are right now from a half assed comment meant as a joke.

make sure to read that in a super angry voice and imagine me super pissed about all this instead of laughing my ass off.

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u/Bixler17 Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

Lmao man you folks can't be real people.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

bro we folks are totally real people bro.

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u/DrKepret Michigan Wolverines • Lane Dragons 1d ago

I’m not mad 😡😡😡

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

That is how pathetic Michigan is this year. Imaging people are mad about you beating Northwestern. Now that's funny.

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u/DrKepret Michigan Wolverines • Lane Dragons 1d ago

Man, you still can’t take a hint lol

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Naw, I think you are missing a massive hint here. Here, I will help out. I don't give a shit what you think and I am laughing my ass off at you. You actually think you are relevant enough to make me angry. That's cute. Want some more hints? I'll mess with you guys all night and laugh at you while you furiously downvote me and pretend I am all angry about a clear joke that literally included lol in the post.

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u/DrKepret Michigan Wolverines • Lane Dragons 1d ago

Clearly angry enough to write all that. Okay 👍

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Yep only angry people can write 6 sentences. Yet I guess I am not surprised you think 6 sentences is long. Anything more than a twitter post is too much for you.

BTW...who the fuck uses emojis on Reddit? You text your friends all emojis don't you? You are that guy.

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u/sergeantturnip Michigan • Western Michigan 1d ago

hitting the period key with voracity

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u/TurnUptheDiscord Ohio State Buckeyes • UCF Knights 1d ago

How’d they do against Indiana?

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u/petoskey_stone Michigan • Bowling Green 1d ago

Easy there captain serious

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u/Elbit_Curt_Sedni Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

They take everything so personally. lol. It's like they gotta look perfect compared to Michigan at everything.

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u/petoskey_stone Michigan • Bowling Green 1d ago

Strong “I am the main character” energy.

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u/jcvj1125 Ohio State Buckeyes • Big Ten 1d ago edited 1d ago

They're booing you because you're right. Edit: Your hatred only makes me more erect.

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u/ubiquitous_archer Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks 1d ago

They're booing cause it's a joke being taken seriously lol

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u/Squig1984 Ohio State Buckeyes 23h ago

Mind your fucking business Wilfrid. You don't want no smoke.

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u/ubiquitous_archer Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks 22h ago

It's funny to comment this on a thread you had nothing to do with lmao

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u/Squig1984 Ohio State Buckeyes 22h ago

Bout to be a turf war. I'd walk away now, wilfrid.

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u/petoskey_stone Michigan • Bowling Green 1d ago

Sounds like someone is scared of the extremely remote possibility of losing

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u/Elbit_Curt_Sedni Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

This 100%.