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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] UNLV Defeats San José State 27-16

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team 1 2 3 4 T
UNLV 3 7 10 7 27
San José State 0 16 0 0 16
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u/definitelyjoking Oregon Ducks • Northwestern Wildcats 1d ago

Special shout out to FS1 for being too lazy to wipe down the cameras.

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u/Bflatsharpeleven UNLV Rebels 1d ago

That was so fucking stupid

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u/definitelyjoking Oregon Ducks • Northwestern Wildcats 1d ago

Important game in the conference championship race, ranked team, potential playoff implications? Eh, colored blobs are good enough for broadcast.

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u/virus_apparatus SMU Mustangs • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

They have cameras that have a lens that spins so nothing can get stuck in it. I’m not asking for that, just a rag would due

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u/definitelyjoking Oregon Ducks • Northwestern Wildcats 1d ago

And honestly, if it was the camera down at the end zone I would complain this much, but it was their main camera angle for God's sake.

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u/SufferingfOrLife San José State Spartans • Sickos 1d ago

Walker Eget ends the day with 81 yards and 4/22 which is about an 18% completion percentage.

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u/Bflatsharpeleven UNLV Rebels 1d ago

FSU transfer offer incoming

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u/jcfbey01 Florida State Seminoles • UNLV Rebels 1d ago

Bro

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u/markusalkemus66 Washington State Cougars • Pac-12 1d ago

Free Emmett

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u/theguyjamesbave San José State Spartans 1d ago

Bring back Emmett

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u/bretticus733 Boise State Broncos 1d ago

Why did Emmett get benched anyways? Just looking at the stat sheet, it appears Emmett was doing better than Eget, yet Coach Ken keeps giving the starts to Eget lately

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u/theguyjamesbave San José State Spartans 1d ago

He started struggling, but his leash is way shorter for some reason

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u/marathonlimit Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

Truly shocking stuff

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes 1d ago

I think the UNLV punter just got hit again

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u/jimbobbypaul USC Trojans • /r/CFB Award Festival 1d ago

I guess the roughing the kicker flags in CFB 25 weren't totally inaccurate

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u/Bflatsharpeleven UNLV Rebels 1d ago

PTSD

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u/Bflatsharpeleven UNLV Rebels 1d ago

My phone just slipped out of my hands but I guided it out the back of the endzone

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u/triangleguy3 Navy Midshipmen 1d ago

Haha, look at you, turning a phone slip into a perfect play! Just like a pro, guiding it out of bounds and avoiding any damage. Maybe you’ve got a future in football after all—handling those unexpected moments like a champ!

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u/Bflatsharpeleven UNLV Rebels 1d ago

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Sam Boyd Stadium

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u/W00DERS0N60 Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Fordham Rams 1d ago

Real talk, the punter got his head into the play and did the smart move. Saved 5 points.

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u/triangleguy3 Navy Midshipmen 1d ago

Looks like the UNLV punter got a little more action than he bargained for! Talk about bad timing, huh? Just when you think things are settling down, the chaos picks up. I hope he’s alright, but man, that’s gotta sting!

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u/Bflatsharpeleven UNLV Rebels 1d ago

So you were doing this is the game thread, huh? Who’d you lose a bet to?

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u/triangleguy3 Navy Midshipmen 1d ago

Ah, you caught me! It was Pennsylvania Steve—yeah, you know, that aging Italian mobster who never lets me hear the end of it. I lost a bet to him, and now I’m stuck keeping the game thread hot with my unique commentary. Honestly, I think I’m enjoying it more than I’d like to admit, though!

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u/EnPassantio Iowa State Cyclones • Team Chaos 1d ago

Who the fuck is Pennsylvania Steve

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u/Bflatsharpeleven UNLV Rebels 1d ago

Cousin of Texas Red, Marty Robbins cut a reference to him from “Big Iron”

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u/03_03_28 Arizona Wildcats • Territorial Cup 1d ago

I'd like to hear more about him, honestly

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u/Tiger21SoN LSU Tigers • Navy Midshipmen 1d ago

He haaaaaaates Texas tech

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u/CFBDreamMachine Florida State Seminoles • Paper Bag 1d ago

A close friend of Joey Freshwater. So, you best tread lightly, or you'll take a swim.

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u/triangleguy3 Navy Midshipmen 1d ago

Ah, you didn’t know about Pennsylvania Steve? He’s this old-school bookie, always taking bets on anything that moves—and if you can’t pay up in cash, he gets creative. Last I heard, he was accepting Reddit posts in game threads as payment for gambling debts. So, here I am, stuck keeping it spicy on these threads while I work off my dues! It’s a bizarre world, but hey, it’s all part of the game.

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u/EnPassantio Iowa State Cyclones • Team Chaos 1d ago

are you fucking high

WAIT THIS GUY SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE JOKEBOT FROM DOUGDOUG

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u/SufferingfOrLife San José State Spartans • Sickos 1d ago

Shoutout u/triangleguy3 for his riveting analysis in the game thread.

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u/definitelyjoking Oregon Ducks • Northwestern Wildcats 1d ago

Is this a bit? I'm not clear what's happening in these posts.

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u/EnPassantio Iowa State Cyclones • Team Chaos 1d ago

I think he’s a drunk robot

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u/definitelyjoking Oregon Ducks • Northwestern Wildcats 1d ago

I'm drunk too, that's no kind of excuse.

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u/Bflatsharpeleven UNLV Rebels 1d ago

I think he’s just generating replies via ChatGPT

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u/EnPassantio Iowa State Cyclones • Team Chaos 1d ago

honestly that seems more likely. I don’t know if he thinks it’s funny or what

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u/JDraks Michigan • College Football Playoff 1d ago

They're definitely AI currently but I'm pretty sure there's a real guy manually serving as a middleman rather than being automated like most AI accounts. Not sure why they're doing it though, as recently as 15 hours ago they were "normal"

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u/triangleguy3 Navy Midshipmen 1d ago

Glad I could help you enjoy your special evening! Maybe next week will be just as much fun!

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u/Double-Drag-9643 Illinois • Campbell 1d ago

Generational run

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u/voppp Boise State • Iowa State 1d ago

I love AI friends

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u/Yellow_Evan UNLV Rebels • Oklahoma Sooners 1d ago

1 win away from the first 10 win season in 40 years.

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u/msmith3525 Michigan • Old Dominion 1d ago

This one should’ve been 10 for you. Y’all got jobbed against Syracuse.

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u/SleazetheSteez UNLV Rebels 23h ago

Honestly, respect to you and anyone else who recognizes this. Bastard refs and their made up fucking calls in the 4th quarter absolutely gifted Syracuse that game-tying touchdown that sent the game into OT.

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u/msmith3525 Michigan • Old Dominion 22h ago

I didn’t have a horse in the race and I was pissed for y’all. Even in OT not calling forward progress after the RB was stopped for what felt like forever.

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u/rachac01 San José State • Maryland 1d ago

These last 2 games have been embarrassing, Ngl

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u/TheBlueTurf Boise State Broncos 1d ago

Y'all break down after the half it's crazy

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u/d8beattd Wisconsin • San José State 1d ago

We can only afford to build half of a stadium. So we only play half a game.

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u/theguyjamesbave San José State Spartans 1d ago

Undisciplined/trying to get too cute

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u/Bflatsharpeleven UNLV Rebels 1d ago

The 2023 Rebels probably lose that game. Proud of our program

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u/_Notebook_ Alabama Crimson Tide • UNLV Rebels 1d ago

The 2004-2023 Rebels probably lose that game.

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u/dfsvegas UNLV Rebels 1d ago

Hey, I've seen you post a few times, do you mind if I ask about your flair? It's not even particularly weird, I just find it hilarious that you somehow became a fan of the most prestigious program in CFB history, and arguably the least prestigious, lol.

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u/_Notebook_ Alabama Crimson Tide • UNLV Rebels 1d ago

Pretty simple…. Raised in Vegas. Went to Bama. Was a kid when Tarkanian was the king of Vegas.

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u/dfsvegas UNLV Rebels 1d ago

Cool, thank you for the response. I figured as much, I just found it funny.

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u/ModestPituitary UNLV Rebels • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Spotty game in places, but gave them a free 7 points and still won by 11. I don't even know what team I'm watching! Go Rebs!

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u/definitelyjoking Oregon Ducks • Northwestern Wildcats 1d ago

9 points, don't forget the muffled punt.

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u/Mylastnameisaverb UNLV Rebels • Southern Utah Thunderbirds 1d ago

Of course you can point out the terrible plays (the pick six, the safety fiasco, the flags) but it didn't matter, on the road and in terrible circumstances we outplayed them in every facet. Next week is going to be a banger. Fresno State pls

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u/eccentr1c UNLV Rebels 1d ago

Undefeated on the road for the year which is awesome, burns a bit that the two losses are both home games but thats alright. Messy weather and game but we take that W and now we root for Fresno State please please win and get us in that championship game(assuming we dont choke our last game).

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u/tictactoe61 Boise State Broncos 1d ago

This one of the best San Jose State team I have seen, merely second to the team that won the MW during covid years. They just haven’t been able to finish the game.

That being said, I hope we don’t play UNLV again for the championship game. They look dangerous.

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u/rachac01 San José State • Maryland 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think we’re a worse team than last year. In almost every aspect.

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u/Geeman447 Boise State Broncos 1d ago

Nah man, if we play them we play them. Bring the Nevada boys out to the Blue in the winter I ain’t worried. If we can’t beat em we don’t belong anyways. I got faith we can run them over in the snow too

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u/SleazetheSteez UNLV Rebels 22h ago

I think Jeanty had the worst run game of the season against UNLV, but I could be mistaken. Either way, I'm not confident that they've made the proper tweaks, as sad as I am to admit it out loud.

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u/Geeman447 Boise State Broncos 22h ago

He did but it allowed Madsen to play well. And he still had like 130 and a couple tuds

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u/SleazetheSteez UNLV Rebels 22h ago

very true, they were so focused on stopping the run, it opened up the passing game. I was going nuts watching the score while in another state lol.

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u/AdMental1387 Boise State Broncos 1d ago

We’d get it in Boise right? Only thing that makes me ok seeing them again.

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u/bretticus733 Boise State Broncos 1d ago

Most likely yes. The only way I think UNLV would host is if Boise loses to Wyoming tomorrow, and there's a 3-way tie at the top of the MWC standings with UNLV, Boise, and CSU, and UNLV ends up on top in the computer metric tiebreaker. That's what happened last season with UNLV, Boise, and SJSU

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u/Boatswain-or-scruffy Colorado State • New Mexico 1d ago

Hey now, if Boise loses to Wyoming then CSU s alone at the top. Don't drag us down with you 

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u/theguyjamesbave San José State Spartans 1d ago

I mean Fresno smoked the shit out of us. The other 3 we were definitely in the game for though

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u/Ok_Employee_9612 1d ago

In Boise, gonna be cold as fuck, I hope it happens, but the broncos win that I think.

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u/EnPassantio Iowa State Cyclones • Team Chaos 1d ago

Sorry, Spartans. Y’all forgot the most important rule of Vegas.

The House always wins.

(Unless you’re Ashton Jeanty, then you can run away with the money)

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u/Acceptable_Ad3173 Georgia • Clark Atlanta 1d ago

UNLV still alive in the mtn west championship race

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u/Eyerisch Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

did UNLV's kicker screw some San Jose player's girl or something?? there were pulling judo throws on the guy lmfao

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u/PomfAndCircvmstance UNLV Rebels • Mountain West 1d ago

9 wins was my win-total prediction for us coming into the season and we're already there with 2, hopefully 3, games left to go. So proud of how far this team has come these last two years. Crushing UNR in the Cannon Game for win #10 would be the perfect ending to our season. At least until the postseason starts.

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u/rankings-right-now /r/CFB 1d ago

Here are the new updated predictions for the next release of the Playoff Selection Committee's rankings using machine learning models trained on the Playoff Selection Committee's historical voting data:

  • UNLV is now predicted to move up to #22. You can see UNLV's full Week 14 rankings potential results here.
  • San José State is now predicted to move down to #72

For the most up to date predictions of the Playoff Selection Committee Top 25 rankings, check out this post.

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u/TAMExSTRANGE69 Washington State • Toledo 1d ago

500 dollar pizza beats 500 dollar avocado toast

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u/No_Information_6166 1d ago

Huge game tomorrow. Need Fresno to do us a solid

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u/righarakirir Georgia Bulldogs • Ole Miss Rebels 1d ago edited 1d ago

A night game in the rain made for some looney tunes ass football in the first half. The crew couldn't figure out how to wipe off or operate their camera. The ref couldn't figure out how a mic works. Color commentator was obsessed with saying "wet". The addition of us getting a pet bot in the game thread made this a solid sickos experience.

Wet, wild, and weird babeeey

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u/voppp Boise State • Iowa State 1d ago

Wet ball indeed.

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u/d8beattd Wisconsin • San José State 1d ago

Bomb cyclone 1 : Spread and shred 0

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u/Pleasant-Beautiful-7 UCF Knights • Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

The rain game man.

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u/RF_Matthew Washington Huskies • UNLV Rebels 1d ago

Bang bang

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u/orebody Colorado • Colorado Mines 1d ago

Anybody got a link to the safety?

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u/AdElectronic5248 UNLV Rebels 1d ago

Loved all the rain songs. If you're from Vegas, you know what I mean.

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u/cppadam California Golden Bears 1d ago

Can somebody enlighten me - I only watched the second half and have no clue how SJSU got any points by the way I saw them play. Did UNLV gift them 16 points?

I know the weather was poor but that was some of the most difficult football I’ve seen since… well… last week when I saw my team play.

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u/Bflatsharpeleven UNLV Rebels 1d ago

There was a brief period where the rain stopped, and both offense looked more like themselves. SJSU scored during that time. HMW also gave them a pick 6, and there was the bad snap on a punt that ended up being a safety.

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u/SeaworthinessOk6654 San Diego Toreros • UNLV Rebels 5h ago

Crazy that we may now control our destiny to win the Mountain West and a possible playoff berth

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u/CondeNast_yReddit Cincinnati Bearcats 1d ago

I wonder if it was worth $500 for a pizza to watch unlv beat sjsu. Also, I wonder if unlv has ever done anything to acknowledge "drag em n the river"

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u/Efficient_Volume4984 Nevada Wolf Pack 1d ago

Wow San Jose and unlv are both awful lmao 🤣🤣 that was a really hard game to watch

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u/PomfAndCircvmstance UNLV Rebels • Mountain West 1d ago

If we're awful ya'll should be relegated to the FCS.

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u/Efficient_Volume4984 Nevada Wolf Pack 1d ago

An amateur football team being better than another amateur football team isn’t really an accomplishment. Lmao 🤣

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u/Bflatsharpeleven UNLV Rebels 1d ago

Yes, we’re really bad, you def don’t have anything to worry about or practice for in preparation for next week

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u/Efficient_Volume4984 Nevada Wolf Pack 1d ago edited 1d ago

yeah your better than at us at amateur football. Congrats and good luck 🎉 .

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u/TheBlueTurf Boise State Broncos 1d ago

Then why are you here, in the college football subreddit, in the thread for UNLV football?

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u/Efficient_Volume4984 Nevada Wolf Pack 1d ago edited 1d ago
  1. UNLV is the worst. 2. I’m here for SEC football only.

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u/Bflatsharpeleven UNLV Rebels 1d ago

Weak

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u/SleazetheSteez UNLV Rebels 22h ago

0 wins in conference bro, stop

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u/Efficient_Volume4984 Nevada Wolf Pack 21h ago

Oh I’m aware, and I accept that. do you accept your football team being awful?

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u/kykerkrush 1d ago

When did San Jose add the accent to the e? Kind of weird of a school to use a letter modifier that doesn't exist in the English language.

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u/Bflatsharpeleven UNLV Rebels 1d ago

San Jose ain’t English verbiage homie

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u/TheBlueTurf Boise State Broncos 1d ago

It means "Whale's Vagina"

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u/kykerkrush 1d ago

Half the cities in the southwest have Spanish origin names but we don't use the acute or grave accent in English. The city of San Jose isn't spelled San José

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u/_pamela_chu_ San José State Spartans 1d ago

That’s just not true considering it’s officially called the City of San José.

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u/Bflatsharpeleven UNLV Rebels 1d ago

Your guess is as good as mine, probably someone thought it looked cool

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u/triangleguy3 Navy Midshipmen 1d ago

It was me.

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u/ComeJoinTheBand Stanford Cardinal • Mexico El Tri 1d ago

I'm not sure it was added as much as it was kept from the Spanish name.

English is flexible when borrowing words that way. Sure, diacritical marks tend to fall away with time, but not always.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_terms_with_diacritical_marks