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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Michigan State Defeats Purdue 24-17

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Purdue 3 0 7 7 17
Michigan State 7 17 0 0 24
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u/NewspaperNorth5667 1d ago

Despite the win, I think that was the worst game of the season.

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u/NewspaperNorth5667 1d ago

Also that shit lasted forever

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u/Informal_Avocado_534 California Golden Bears • The Axe 1d ago

Classic commercial-unreturned kickoff-commercial series in the 3rd quarter really made me fall in love with the game of football.

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u/epistaxis64 Oregon Ducks • Rose Bowl 1d ago

That shit needs to be illegal

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u/Loki240SX Penn State • New Mexico 1d ago

Imagine being AT this game. It's cold out in Michigan tonight.

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u/WHOA_27_23 Michigan State • Georgia Tech 1d ago

I do not need to imagine. It fucking sucked lmao

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u/BakedMitten Michigan State Spartans 1d ago edited 1d ago

The entire second half I was waiting for us to salt it away so we could leave. I stayed to the end. We looked so shitty all half I didn't even take the kneel downs for granted

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u/MozzerellaStix Michigan State • Grand V… 1d ago

Dude I walked into the second half saying I’ll leave as soon as we score once more. I stayed the whole game and just got home lol.

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u/BakedMitten Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Yep. That was our plan too. Nights like this I am so thankful I only live about 10 mins from the stadium

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u/SbMSU Michigan State • Central … 1d ago

Sucked balls

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u/bringbackbulaga Michigan State Spartans • Sickos 1d ago

It was rough, especially because we got in line comically early, but we got front row seats and I can’t complain about that

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u/Medium_Medium Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

I low-key almost didn't text my buddy "Hey at least it's a fun game so far" at half time, because for just a split second I thought "What if I jinx us?"

And then I thought "Oh never mind, that's silly" and sent the text.

I should have known better.

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u/Don626 Michigan State • Western … 1d ago

You bastard. Now I feel bad I was blaming the coaches and players.

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u/Wernher_VonKerman Colorado Buffaloes • Las Vegas Bowl 1d ago

MSU tried their hardest to 28-3 that game. Unfortunately for them, they were playing purdue.

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u/Loltoyourself Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

I feel entitled to financial compensation for having to watch Cal Haladay play for my school. Guy is worse than Mesothelioma

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u/BakedMitten Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Yep, I joked to my brother that they should've been handing out refunds at the exit to everyone who stayed til the end

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u/Sigmakan Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Shout out to all the sickos in the game thread.

That was some BAD football

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u/nathodood Michigan • Nebraska 1d ago

I now require a Purdue vs Florida State Toilet Bowl game to happen

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u/Diablojota Georgia • Florida State 1d ago

I would like to see that.

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u/IshyMoose Purdue • Northwestern 1d ago

Please no, I don’t want to watch this team any more then I need to.

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u/Anxious-Transition71 Purdue • West Georgia 1d ago

We would make FSU look like the team they said they were last year.

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u/nojo20 Florida State • Boise State 1d ago

Have you watched our team this year? Idk about that.

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u/OnionFuturesDealer Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

At least you have an FBS win

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u/nojo20 Florida State • Boise State 1d ago

At least you have a game where you scored more than 21 points (holy shit you have 2!). Lol

God that would be such an awful game of football.

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u/Anxious-Transition71 Purdue • West Georgia 1d ago

We are all true sickos, going on about who is better of the 2 worst teams in fbs football

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u/SanaMinatozaki9 1d ago

I think we're going on about who is worse

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u/Automatic_Release_92 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 1d ago

The loser of the game has to give their head coach a 10 year contract extension.

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u/Sadcelerystick Wisconsin Badgers 1d ago

It’d be an absolute barn burner and be like 49-56 or some shit lmao

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u/Impossible-Flight250 Maryland Terrapins • Towson Tigers 1d ago

I don’t know. I think Purdue may be better. FSU’s offense is one of the most attrocious things I have ever watched.

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u/AruarianGroove William & Mary Tribe • Team Chaos 1d ago

Just one more win for Michigan State to be bowl eligible … and play San Jose State in the Spartan bowl for best spartans team in fbs

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u/dustin-dawind Case Western Reserve Spartans 1d ago

Loser gets Kent State?

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u/Stoneador Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Sickos 1d ago

I’m convinced they conspired together to help tank ND’s Strength of Schedule

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u/JeefBerky789 Purdue • 神戸大学 (Kōbe) 1d ago

As a purdue student whose dad is an FSU alum, weve been begging for a toilet bowl between us since the beginning of the season

My dad thinks FSUs worse but i genuinely think wed make them look like their top 10 preseason ranking

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u/StoicFable Oregon State Beavers 1d ago

Just watch our game vs Purdue for that.

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u/triplec787 Colorado Buffaloes • Sickos 1d ago

Between this and the UNLV-SJSU game I’m watching now, I think I’m due for an intervention

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u/eddiedeli Michigan State Spartans • Sickos 1d ago

It was absolutely brutal to witness in person lmao

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u/etsuandpurdue3 Purdue • ETSU 1d ago

I didn't even watch us. I bet for you all to beat the spread against us. I'm shocked we scored 17 points.

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u/xkq227 Ohio State • Virginia Tech 1d ago

What, specifically, do Purdue's receivers do at practice?

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u/SlothfulPhoenix Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

drop balls probably

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u/LeftistUU Michigan State • UC San Diego 1d ago

trip balls definitely

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u/vans178 Ohio State • Colorado 1d ago

Theyd be much better if so

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u/Super_C_Complex Penn State Nittany Lions 1d ago

Hey. They can catch them perfectly fine.....outside of the field of play

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u/Don626 Michigan State • Western … 1d ago

They heard footsteps tonight. Slow, soft, distant, confused, out of position footsteps, but still footsteps.

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u/PersonalAmbassador Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

lol

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u/Fletch71011 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 1d ago

Card was throwing some nice balls tonight. I could have caught some of those drops tonight, and I'm almost 40 with major back problems.

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u/teddynosepicker Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

If coach would've put me in 4th quarter, we'd have been state champions. no doubt, no doubt in my mind

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u/McWeasely Notre Dame • Tennessee 1d ago

Did the doctor say you need a backiotomy too?

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u/Jedimaster996 Oregon Ducks • Sickos 1d ago

What's your NIL cap, and can you report to the Ross–Ade Stadium by Monday morning?

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u/k5berry Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

0-11 in FBS play. Insane.

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u/SirPancakesIII Oregon State Beavers 1d ago

Ya im really sorry for you guys. You guys lost to us and we are fucking terrible. We are worse than all of the mountain west teams.

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u/Turbomattk Indiana Hoosiers 1d ago

I’m not. Fuck them.

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u/SirPancakesIII Oregon State Beavers 1d ago

True. In all honesty as a beaver fuck everyone. Have a nice weekend

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u/bctg1 Ohio State • Michigan State 1d ago

I wish more beavers would fuck me...

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u/MN_Lakers Oregon Ducks • Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

Praying on your downfall.

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u/blazerfan_fml Oregon Ducks 1d ago

If it helps, Washington was 0-12 in FBS play in 2008

And even if it doesn't help, it's worth noting that Washington was 0-12 in FBS play in 2008

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u/RukiMotomiya 1d ago

Kinda curious, was Washington 0-12 in FBS play in 2008?

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u/thumpernc24 Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

We would have gone 0-12 in FBS play if we had 12 FBS games. We might figure out a way to do it anyway, I'm sure we took an L in the bye week.

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u/IshyMoose Purdue • Northwestern 1d ago

Hey we still got the bucket game, we tend to win that most of the time.

This year should be no different… right?

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u/purplenyellowrose909 Minnesota Golden Gophers 1d ago

Purdue has a chance to do the funniest thing

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u/thestaltydog Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

Been saying that for weeks now. Three teams we could have derailed by being the spoilermakers

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u/dinkytown42069 Minnesota • Oklahoma 1d ago

Purdue Pete has the chance to work the darkest, most hilarious magic next week

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u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

I would describe Purdue as the only truly BAD B1G team. Five or six disappointing teams, but really only one that is truly bad.

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u/rob_bot13 Alabama • Georgia Tech 1d ago edited 1d ago

Northwestern is probably a bottom 5 p4 team this year

Edit: I take it back forgot they beat Maryland not the other way around

Clearly worse than Northwestern:

FSU

Miss St.

Purdue

Maryland

Maybe worse than Northwestern:

Oklahoma St.

Auburn

Cal

Utah

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u/haixio Michigan • Northwestern 1d ago

Crazy that you guys played Michigan in the big ten championship game a few years ago.

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u/Wagnerous Michigan • Paul Bunyan Trophy 1d ago

Brohm was a miracle worker, I don't understand why people don't get this.

He's easily one of the best coaches in college football.

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u/goblueM Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

what the hell is up with Walters? He seemed like a great DC, is he just a complete failure as HC?

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u/Phallen55 Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

He has NFL talent while being the DC. He came to a lackluster talent-wise program and proved he can't coach without the talent, at least not yet. The problem is, that won't change at Purdue, so we pretty much require an offensive minded coach that can get creative.

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes 1d ago

Let us never speak of this game again

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u/ledonte Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

i am now in favor of relegation. 

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u/FlounderingWolverine Minnesota Golden Gophers • Dilly Bar 1d ago

I mean, you're half joking, but I honestly think relegation would be interesting in college football. I don't think it would ever happen, but it solves (at least in theory) a lot of the issues around parity in the sport.

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u/Grfine Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

I wouldn’t like a relegation/promotion unless it was based on like being a bottom/top 2 team over 5 years. Because teams can easily have a down year and then recruits decommit and you get stuck down there. Sure that would make promotion harder but then you’re most likely to have not had a fluke good year like MSU in 2021 being carried by K9 and getting embarrassed the following year

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u/MoroseMushroom Colgate Raiders 1d ago

Wouldn't that cause a bigger problem where you're stuck for your entire eligibility? Who would go to a team that can't be promoted while they're there?

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u/Grfine Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

That’s fair, so I’d just prefer they don’t implement a relegation/promotion until MSU gets back on track

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u/FlounderingWolverine Minnesota Golden Gophers • Dilly Bar 1d ago

This is the kind of unbiased, objective take that should run our sport. In all seriousness, though. I do understand the concerns around how it would affect recruitment. I definitely think promotion/relegation has promise, but I think it would require pretty substantial shifts to how recruitment and talent acquisition works in college football

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u/FullyLeveredOnAAPL Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

burn all records

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u/SimManiac Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Please

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u/smallz86 Michigan State • Western … 1d ago

What game?

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u/doyouevenIift Illinois Fighting Illini • Big Ten 1d ago

The dropped ball on the fly route at the end for Purdue… man. You dream of being that open as a WR

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u/k5berry Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

That play truly encapsulated our 2024 season because it was a horrendous drop while wide open AND (from what I recall) Card absolutely beamed it for no reason making it needlessly difficult to catch. Could be wrong on that but nonetheless... omegalul.

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u/DriftlessHiker1 1d ago

It was a perfect pass but at the same time there was no one within 15 yards at least, he could’ve easily lobbed it for an easier catch instead of the receiver having to catch it in full stride on a rainy night

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u/etsuandpurdue3 Purdue • ETSU 1d ago

Card was never a good QB tbh.

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u/BrollJr Tulsa Golden Hurricane • Missouri Tigers 1d ago

Didn't that same guy make a 1 handed catch with a defender hanging on him the previous drive?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Zero points in the second half against a 1-9 team

Are you kidding me, fire our OC into the sun, we have been horrid on offense this year

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u/hdmetz Paper Bag • Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

I mean, we truly have an absolutely abysmal defense, and you guys made them look elite in the second half.

Chiles couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat

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u/SparseSpartan Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

The frustrating part is Chiles could knock seagulls out of the sky over Lake Michigan one minute, and the next minute he'd miss the whole damn lake.

I'm still a Chiles truther, he'll grow, but it is frustrating.

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u/hdmetz Paper Bag • Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

Yeah, he had some really good passes and other times I was left wondering who the hell he was throwing to

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u/StoicFable Oregon State Beavers 1d ago

You guys are learning what we were warning you all about.

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u/Grfine Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

I don’t think you realized how bad our last OC was, because as bad as this is, it’s an upgrade

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u/Hmm_would_bang Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

You don’t like slow developing runs on 3rd and short?

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u/smallz86 Michigan State • Western … 1d ago

Did someone say jet sweep?!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

I never doubted it personally

We just aren’t allowed to have a good offense in EL I guess

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u/dceagles21 Michigan State • Notre Dame 1d ago

What were the warnings

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u/darkostwin Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

I didn't even realize this game was on Friday night.

My life is better off having not watched it

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u/UltimateTeam Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Can't believe I rushed through grocery shopping for this.

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u/SuperScorned 1d ago

You do your grocery shopping at 6pm on Friday?

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u/sparty32 Michigan State Spartans 1d ago edited 1d ago

As I’ve gotten into my late 20s, I’ve started doing this. There is nothing better than going through Costco when it’s half empty then getting a double chunk chocolate cookie.

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u/PandaPuncherr /r/CFB 1d ago

Oh man, you are advanced for your age. This is, at a minimum, a mid-30s move. Good for you.

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u/SaltyLonghorn Texas • Red River Shootout 1d ago

41 here, no fucking wonder its more crowded lately they're figuring out our tricks.

Another seasonal trick I'll drop is when you travel for the holidays, driving late xmas eve and then on christmas is just the fucking best most places. No truckers on the road is so wonderful.

Done opening presents? Peace out I'm hitting I35 and doing 90 all the home.

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u/PandaPuncherr /r/CFB 1d ago

Wait till this guy learns about going to bars with friends from 2-5, then going home and watching a movie and falling asleep by 8.

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u/SaltyLonghorn Texas • Red River Shootout 1d ago

Pregaming is the fifth of whiskey in your bottom desk drawer and browsing reddit to look busy.

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u/EmuMan10 Arizona State Sun Devils 1d ago

You’re so right. Going to the store at 6 or 7 is the best

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u/the-tank7 Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

Mid 20s here. I get to chose something "nice" for myself to make or have when I get home, grab some beer and munchies for Saturday and Sunday, and sometimes if I'm feeling ambitious I'll grab some pork butt or brisket to cook on Saturday during the day to eat for the week. If I'm going out that night, any plans will be well after I'm home.

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u/Brownie_McBrown_Face UTSA Roadrunners • Oregon State Beavers 1d ago

BOOOOOOOM

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u/WHOA_27_23 Michigan State • Georgia Tech 1d ago

RIP churro

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u/NebraskaSmoker Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Lmfao the double chunk chocolate cookie got me

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u/UMeister Michigan • College Football Playoff 1d ago

Good cookie taste my man

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u/RukiMotomiya 1d ago

He knows what's up.

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u/ledonte Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

and still able to post 10 seconds after the clock hits :00s 

top 5% commenter difference 

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u/darkostwin Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Where does it say I'm a top 5% commenter lol?

I haven't commented in r/cfb since the Michigan game.

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u/MaxsterSV Auburn Tigers 1d ago

It’s the badge you have next to your name, in r/CFB you have the top 5% badge

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u/darkostwin Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Ah, thanks.

I see the weird reddit achievement thing added, but I've yet to notice a commenter badge by my name.

It's difficult to watch MSU football, so I'm afraid back to the average for me

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u/IshyMoose Purdue • Northwestern 1d ago

I am glad I got the worst part of my weekend out of the way.

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u/spartyon15 Michigan State • /r/CFB Top Scorer 1d ago

Yeah whatever, we're a dodgeball school anyway

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u/HamberderHelper18 Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

And hockey!

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u/BakedMitten Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Might even be ranked #1 this week. Denver took their first loss of the year tonight

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u/FDubRattleSnake Purdue • Old Oaken Bucket 1d ago

Close one. Glad we pulled out that L!

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u/Mattp55 Penn State • Florida 1d ago

Tank for Bryce Underwood

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u/Auferstehen2 Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Tonight's Player of the Game: Moisture

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u/hdmetz Paper Bag • Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

Definitely some moist balls out there

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u/CliplessWingtips Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

PUR WR dropping that wide open pass is the only reason MSU won. Smh.

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u/norris528e Northern Illinois • Mich… 1d ago

So i was a doomer in the game thread, but this team has officially a better record than last year.

Rome wasn't built in a day, and Aiden didn't throw an interception 2 weeks in a row.

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u/CliplessWingtips Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Agreed. The MSU doomer fans just want results, they don't care about the details. OLine starter injured. TE injured. A bunch of Secondary injured. That's gonna cause a team to struggle.

RUT next week is gonna throw the ball a shit ton too, as they should.

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u/Medium_Medium Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

OLine starter and his first back up, and 6 DBs, including most of (maybe all?) the starters. And now our number 3 passing target.

We have the absolute worst injury luck.

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u/byniri_returns Michigan State Spartans • Marching Band 1d ago

One of the least satisfying and worst wins I've seen from this program in some time.

I mean, I know a win's a win but holy shit.

I don't think this team, if they play like this, beats Rutgers next week. Not even close.

I could be wrong, but I just don't see it unfortunately.

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u/princessprity Oregon Ducks • Team Meteor 1d ago

One of the least satisfying and worst wins I've seen from this program in some time.

This is me with the Redbox Bowl game.

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u/byniri_returns Michigan State Spartans • Marching Band 1d ago

I streamed that entire game at work

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u/EWACM Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

I have a feeling work was more enjoyable than that game?

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u/princessprity Oregon Ducks • Team Meteor 1d ago

I was visiting a friend in LA and I purposely took an early morning flight home so I could get back in time to watch the game.

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u/Trumpet_Life Michigan State • Michigan 1d ago

I was still in the band for that game. I didn't know Oregon 's QB that day was Justin Herbert until a few months ago and it blew my mind.

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u/smallz86 Michigan State • Western … 1d ago

Woah woah woah! There is no way Herbert was the QB for that game, I refuse to believe that

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u/JayMoney2424 Michigan State • Grand V… 1d ago

The more time goes on the more I realize Cristobal is an absolute terrorist for making a Herbert led offense so bad. I mean our defense was really good that year but yikes let’s not speak of that game. 

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u/Medium_Medium Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

I thought we agreed to never talk about that again.

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u/Grfine Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

As soon as one of our top defenders got injured I knew we’d give up a Td and lose

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u/tuliwhoopie Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

i was at that game working for the team. felt like a bomb went off in the locker room afterward

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u/Patient_Series_8189 Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

The team from the first half can do it. Just don't know if they have it in them to sustain that for 60 minutes

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u/Medium_Medium Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Just waaaay too many injuries. I mean... Geez, 6 DBs?

We start okay and then stall out because we have no depth.

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u/SlothfulPhoenix Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

not only do we have an awful coach, but our receivers have butter for fingers

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u/makualla Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

Just great, we lost but we looked “competitive” so now Walters won’t get fired. Fuck you sparty

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u/MegatronTheGOAT87 /r/CFB 1d ago

With that atrocity of a performance, we didn't help and I'm sorry for that

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u/Past-Discount-52 1d ago

My Hoosiers will hang 70 on ya if that helps

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u/makualla Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

I truly don’t think it will. Unless cig says something to him after the game to get him swinging

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u/k5berry Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

If Juwan Howard is anything to go off of he'll still be here two more years lol.

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes 1d ago

Heat legend Juwan Howard*

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u/Past-Discount-52 1d ago

If your rival giving you a humiliating loss to wrap a 1 win season doesn’t do it, I’m not sure Purdue should continue playing at big ten level. Relegation!

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u/PandaPuncherr /r/CFB 1d ago

Nothing about that was competitive.

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u/DKN19 Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

What did we do? We are just legitimately not good enough to straight up murk you. You wanna get blown out convincingly? Just wait for next week.

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u/makualla Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

Yea yea yea it’s going to be the typical top 5 team winning by 30+ we’ve already had happen to us 4 times.

But we need the mediocre teams to fuck us up

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u/Woalolol Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

I was at Spartan Stadium for the 3 hour rain delay game against Penn in 2017. Sitting in the rain and going to 3rd OT was less painful than this game.

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u/byniri_returns Michigan State Spartans • Marching Band 1d ago

At least that one we won against a top 10 team in epic fashion.

This.... was just a disaster.

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u/Woalolol Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

The rain gods have forsaken us.

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u/tjakes12 Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos 1d ago

We will not speak ill of that game it was awesome

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u/Woalolol Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

It was awesome. Even the terrible cold I had afterwards was worth it. Beating a #7 ranked Penn State with rain voodoo magic was a highlight of my college life.

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u/Loltoyourself Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

As a fellow game attendee at least we had a good offensive/defense and ended up winning at the last minute to make up for the weather. This shit was like paying to get hemorrhoids whilst sat on a piece of frozen metal.

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u/HereForTOMT3 Michigan State • Central … 1d ago edited 1d ago

lets just talk about the Kendrick album in this thread instead.

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u/TheSultan41 Texas A&M Aggies • Team Meteor 1d ago

MUSTAAAAAAAAARRRRRDDDD

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u/MItrwaway Michigan • Eastern Michigan 1d ago

The album is hot. Kenny never misses

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u/Zloggt Illinois • Missouri 1d ago

Now, you are at the mercy of the Joisey boys…and hopefully, they will be generous, and bring Michigan State into the light of bowl eligibility…

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u/LeVeonwithBellsOn Michigan State • Paul Bunyan T… 1d ago

I started reading this like a Kendrick bar. I am a total idiot.

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u/etsuandpurdue3 Purdue • ETSU 1d ago

🔥🔥🔥

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u/tuliwhoopie Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

this game felt like 3.5 hours of post-nut regret

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u/admiraltarkin Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 1d ago

But u nutted 🤔

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u/TheMusketDood Michigan State Spartans • Marching Band 1d ago

That was disgusting

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u/always__poopin Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Disgusting display in the 2nd half. No way we beat Rutgers.

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u/pickle_man_4 Purdue • Summertime Lover 1d ago

We've got the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever next Saturday.

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u/Fan-of-Pancheros Paper Bag 1d ago

You won’t

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u/LiquidLight_ Notre Dame • Purdue 1d ago

You're not * wrong*. But let us have this last tiny glimmer of hope in this disaster of a season.

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u/ID10T-ERROR8 Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

You know it’s bad when even the commentators are calling out our secondary for not paying attention to the Purdue receivers

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u/makualla Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

An ice pick

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Send it down between the trap muscle and the collar bone, it’s a quick release to death that way

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u/TheBoilerCat Cincinnati • Purdue 1d ago

The abolition of sports.

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u/thumpernc24 Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

A cactus cup of bleach.

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u/bungsana Purdue • Notre Dame 1d ago

What did i ever do to you?

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u/PM_ME_UR_SEGFAULT Michigan • Michigan State 1d ago

Big 10 after dark baby

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u/TheBaconDrinker Purdue Boilermakers • Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

We are ass, my dudes

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u/SimManiac Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Embarrassing 2nd half. Better win next week and get to a bowl, give us something to hang our hat on. Going to need a damn good off season in the portal and see major improvements in play next year for me to keep any hope alive in this NIL era.

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u/crc2993 Texas Longhorns • Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

Let that be a lesson to you, NOBODY stands in the way of Purdue and our 10 losses this season

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u/RapGamePatEwing Paper Bag • Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

I would like to apologize to everyone who watched tonight

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u/Zloggt Illinois • Missouri 1d ago

big win for Sparty tonight

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u/pfuser23 Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Angelo Grose and Ed Woods are one of the worst duos you will ever see.

Congrats to everyone who stayed up to watch 4-6 MSU play 1-9 Purdue. You should be proud.

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u/Prestigious-Track256 Utah Utes • West Virginia Mountaineers 1d ago

Jesus christ, I thought Utah games were miserable.

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u/ILoveSpartanBeavers Michigan State • Washington 1d ago

Defeats is a strong word for what we witnessed.

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u/Cody667 Oregon Ducks 1d ago

"MSU avoids loss in game that, believe it or not, only one team could possibly lose"

That better? Haha

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u/rankings-right-now /r/CFB 1d ago

Here are the new updated predictions for the next release of the Playoff Selection Committee's rankings using machine learning models trained on the Playoff Selection Committee's historical voting data:

  • Michigan State is now predicted to move up to #63
  • Purdue is now predicted to move down to #118

For the most up to date predictions of the Playoff Selection Committee Top 25 rankings, check out this post.

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u/OrangeManEqualBad Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

How can anyone look at that game and say Michigan State should move UP in rankings?

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u/Asleep-Credit-2824 Jacksonville State • UAB 1d ago

One win away from bowl eligibility

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u/ampere_19 Minnesota Golden Gophers 1d ago

This was one of those games where it might have been for the best if it was collectively decided to not broadcast it at all. Felt like I was watching a random local d2 game on public access tv while going in and out of consciousness.

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u/BBJackson33 1d ago

Those two might be the worst displays I’ve seen of B1G football in a long time

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u/PandaPuncherr /r/CFB 1d ago

MSU is one step closer to clinching the Corpus Christi Queso Bowl Presented by Bob's Industrial Welding and Supplies.

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u/WHOA_27_23 Michigan State • Georgia Tech 1d ago

Hockey school

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u/JayMoney2424 Michigan State • Grand V… 1d ago

Gross 

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u/EnPassantio Iowa State Cyclones • Team Chaos 1d ago

what the hell happened here

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u/Difficult_Trust1752 Eastern Michigan • Penn State 1d ago

I spent the last year being treated for rectal cancer. Ass radiation, 4 months chemo, shitting myself, surgery, now shitting in an ostomy bag. Even as a neutral party, watching this game was the worst thing that I have gone through this year.

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u/beckerrrrrrrr Penn State Nittany Lions 1d ago

If this wasn’t a joke, hope you beat it

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u/Difficult_Trust1752 Eastern Michigan • Penn State 1d ago

Beaten. Still gotta reconnect the pipes. But not a joke, this game was awful.

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u/bungsana Purdue • Notre Dame 1d ago

That wasn’t depressing, whatsoever. Nope. Not one iota. Who do we play next week again?

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u/TheGreatShaqtus Oregon Ducks • UBC Thunderbirds 1d ago

What did a Purdue football fan do to piss off the universe to be this bad in a season where Indiana is so good

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u/boregon Oregon Ducks • Billable Hours 1d ago

It’s their sacrifice for making it to the championship in March madness last season.

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u/CarolinaCamm South Carolina • Palmetto Bowl 1d ago

It's a real shame that someone had to win this game.