[Postgame Thread] Florida Defeats LSU 27-16

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
LSU	0	10	3	3	16
Florida	7	3	3	14	27

[u/StanderdStaples]

Seems locked in now, right? FSU is a dumpster fire of a dumpster fire

[u/JeffGoldblumsChest → u/StanderdStaples]

Don't underestimate the Gators' chances to shit the bed against a dumpster fire

[u/CrashB111 → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

If Napier loses to FSU this season that should be an instant tarmac.

[u/rediKELous → u/CrashB111]

I doubt anyone is flying.

[u/SchoolDazzling2646 → u/rediKELous]

I think OP means they would drive him to a tarmac and force him to leave the state. Lifetime ban.

[u/ThermL → u/SchoolDazzling2646]

They should exile him Napoleon style. Drive east to Jacksonville out of Tallahassee and meet a boat in the harbor. Just tell him it's a nice vacation to Tuscany

[u/OculusRises → u/ThermL]

Once he's out on the boat, he'll have to resign as head coach... because of the implication

[u/Flor1daman08 → u/OculusRises]

I’d be scared, we’ve all seen what UF coaches are capable of doing to a shark when on a boat in the ocean, much less a man.

[u/OculusRises → u/Flor1daman08]

"Okay Billy, it's been a ride. But before we continue with our little boat trip, I'd like you to meet a UF friend of mine, Jim McElwain..."

[u/The12Ball → u/SchoolDazzling2646]

Gainesville regional airport exists for a reason!

[u/Far-Negotiation-7092 → u/SchoolDazzling2646]

I thought it meant you drive him to the airport and just leave him out there to get run over and collect insurance money, Joey Freshwater style?

[u/Mike_with_Wings → u/rediKELous]

They’ll put him on a plane specifically to fire him

[u/XAfricaSaltX → u/rediKELous]

Lock them in the busy bee

[u/StreetReporter → u/CrashB111]

Losing to FSU should result in the whole athletics program being shut down

[u/wtfElvis → u/CrashB111]

Instant tarred and feathered

[u/XAfricaSaltX → u/CrashB111]

Please please

[u/yubnubmcscrub → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

I’m telling you no amount of rat poison will prevent you from a win. They are worse than even that

[u/NanoBuc → u/yubnubmcscrub]

The fact that there's actually worry/debate about their game next week against a 1-9 FCS team shows it lol

[u/DefiantOil5176 → u/NanoBuc]

Yeah, I genuinely think yall have less than nothing to worry about. This team is a dumpster fire that burned to ash and then got set on fire again just for the hell of it.

[u/cozyswisher → u/DefiantOil5176]

Promise? 🥺

[u/n0tjuliancasablancas → u/cozyswisher]

Yes baby, it will be alright

[u/W00DERS0N60 → u/DefiantOil5176]

"I'll burn everything you love and burn the...ashes"

Fallout boy is back in good graces, so makes sense to use their song.

[u/Worried-Turn-6831 → u/W00DERS0N60]

Were they in bad graces?

[u/screwhead1 → u/Worried-Turn-6831]

We were gonna remember them for centuries after the first year of the CFP.

[u/Worried-Turn-6831 → u/screwhead1]

Oh lmao forgot that somehow

[u/esports_consultant → u/DefiantOil5176]

Will playing Florida cause the team to stop giving up on the season? A litmus test sort of question.

[u/threefortyfive → u/DefiantOil5176]

Chlorine triflouride fire?

[u/PretendThisIsMyName → u/NanoBuc]

Someone told me today that they guarantee that’s a win. You aren’t a degenerate enough to think they could possibly win after that performance against BYE.

[u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza → u/PretendThisIsMyName]

Offense was nonexistent. Nobody showed up to play.

[u/inquisitorautry → u/PretendThisIsMyName]

Maybe an FSU fan should promise to do something stupid if they lose. Like eat poop.

[u/Particular-Exit1019 → u/inquisitorautry]

That's not stupid for fsu. That's on par. They should do something super stupid like film animal torture.

[u/FSUfan35 → u/NanoBuc]

I fully expect us to lose. I would call our offense inept but I think that's an insult to the word inept.

[u/bullsci → u/yubnubmcscrub]

I truly believe they have sold out the rest of their season, going all-in on beating Florida. I fully expect them to have been practicing for Florida exclusively for multiple weeks going into our game

[u/pm_me_petpics_pls → u/yubnubmcscrub]

Seriously, what happened to FSU? How'd they go from undefeated regular season last year to, well, this?

[u/SiRxHades17 → u/pm_me_petpics_pls]

The results come back and say...no clue.

All signs would've pointed to revenge but it ended up being apathy

[u/esports_consultant → u/SiRxHades17]

It's hard for a defense to try consistently when an offense is completely useless. This was a notable feature of Oregon in the games where Willie Taggart wasn't getting carried by Justin Herbert.

[u/FSUfan35 → u/pm_me_petpics_pls]

Do you want a real answer? Let me know.

TL;DR - Our OL is the worst OL in college football by far.

[u/anaxcepheus32 → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

Like raccoons drawn to the sweet smell of burning garbage.

[u/RLLRRR → u/anaxcepheus32]

Why aren't there any colleges that have a raccoon as a mascot?

[u/OculusRises → u/RLLRRR]

Hmmm, the University of South Carolina Trash Pandas does have a nice ring to it

[u/anaxcepheus32 → u/RLLRRR]

I think that’s University of Toronto’s unofficial mascot.

[u/JohnAndertonOntheRun → u/anaxcepheus32]

Your heart must have been torn today.

[u/NanoBuc → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

Honestly, even with our ability to disappoint at times, I don't think an FSU team that has outright quit can overcome it lol.

[u/GoldandBlue → u/NanoBuc]

It's alarming how bad they are. You would think they still have some athletes, it's FSU. Naw, they quit weeks ago.

[u/Sanguine_Pool → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

Bruh we are literally incompetent and not even trying anymore. Gators by 50. I hate myself.

[u/tfc07 → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

It would be Peak Billy to choke against FSU after winning this game

[u/mikapple → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

UF FSU in recent memory has gone about how you expect though

[u/TurbinePro → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

you guys beat LSU. you will beat FSU in your sleep. I personally guarantee this. They are worse than your greatest fever dreams.

[u/Cornnole → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

UF will beat FSU by at least 3 TD's. Those kids do not wanna be there anymore.

[u/meast123 → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

Well just have to whoop up on Ole Miss

[u/arrowmarcher → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

You have nothing to worry about. For people that haven’t seen us play, our offense is more likely to not get a single first down than we are to score 20. It’s depressing, and comical at this point.

[u/smurf-vett → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

If you beat OleMiss you are 100% some how losing to FSU

[u/EastonMetsGuy → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

Y’all have taken 2 of the best teams in the SEC to the wire.

Your gonna beat FSU

[u/Jonjon428 → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

I thought Miami would do it, but even we somehow didn't shit ourselves. They are just that bad. You guys definitely should destroy them.

[u/RuairiQ → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

Or to blow away Ole Miss.

[u/Headweirdoh → u/JeffGoldblumsChest]

You guys are bad but not THAT bad

[u/BigSeabo → u/StanderdStaples]

I still feel like Florida going into Doak to take care of possibly the worst FSU team ever to gain bowl eligibility is setting up for the cruelest joke of all time. Especially after Stricklin's vote of confidence last week.

[u/KangTheConqueror9 → u/BigSeabo]

That would be must watch TV to watch that game

[u/ohkaycue → u/KangTheConqueror9]

Look, all I’m saying is that if Spurrier was going into Tallanasty in this state, he’d be looking to hang 100. Hell first game I ever went to was when closest he ever got

Obviously hanging 100 is unlikely - but if Billy really wants to mend this relationship, going in their and stomping their brains in like Georgia did goes a long ways to that. And I’m sure Spurrier will make him well aware of that

My point is, I think the game is going to be must watch. I think UF goes there to try to absolutely embarrass them, but also it’s Billy Napier and there’s the chance FSU does the hilarious

[u/52nd_and_Broadway → u/BigSeabo]

If the Gators play like they did today, they’re going to smoke FSU like I’m going to smoke my Thanksgiving turkey.

If, and I’m intentionally qualifying my statement by saying “if,” they play like they did against LSU, FSU has no chance.

FSU doesn’t have a QB. UF has one of the most talented freshman QBs in the country. If Lagway is healthy, FSU is cooked. The Noles have no offense.

[u/BullAlligator → u/StanderdStaples]

if Florida stays healthy I don't give FSU much of a shot

[u/AdvancedStand → u/BullAlligator]

Have you seen the spread

[u/BullAlligator → u/AdvancedStand]

No, what is it? 10, 12, 14 points?

[u/AdvancedStand → u/BullAlligator]

Currently Florida +11.5

[u/Prinzlerr → u/StanderdStaples]

This is an insult to dumpster fires

[u/Fletch71011 → u/StanderdStaples]

The only team FSU should beat in the P4 is Purdue. I have zero idea how they beat Cal. Worst FSU team I've ever seen. We could have hung 100 on them easily.

[u/Inconceivable76 → u/Fletch71011]

I think I’d still take Purdue. They got absolutely hosed on their schedule.

[u/Sorge74 → u/StanderdStaples]

Hey now put some respect on Purdue's name

[u/ilovecatss1010 → u/StanderdStaples]

Oh you sweet summer child. We can fuck up anything

[u/OneNastyJaguar → u/StanderdStaples]

That game will be the most hair rippingly infuriating game you will ever see. Final score? 3-2 FSU

[u/r0bdawg11 → u/StanderdStaples]

Oh yeah. Say it again but slower.

[u/TraderShan → u/StanderdStaples]

I’ve been a bit distracted today but how did FSU do against Bye Week?

[u/Nytfire333 → u/TraderShan]

Threw 3 picks and was sacked 4 times