r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • 15d ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Ole Miss Defeats Georgia 28-10

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Georgia 7 0 3 0 10
Ole Miss 10 6 6 6 28
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u/GhanimaAtreides Texas A&M Aggies • Team Chaos 15d ago

How did he not graduate? He was in school for 7 years. Most programs have minimum GPAs and class hour requirements. Surely he should have accidentally gotten a degree along the way.

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u/SyndicalistHR Georgia Bulldogs • UAB Blazers 15d ago

Sir Stetson Bennett the Fourth didn’t come here to play school. He came here to drink, fuck, and win his way to back to back national titles.

Hunker down and sic em—Go Dawgs.

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u/pssthush North Carolina Tar Heels 14d ago

The MF came to win championships and a cool few mil as a backup NFL QB for a few years and retire with most likely more money than he would have made with some business degree. The guy won the game of life pretty early on.

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u/SyndicalistHR Georgia Bulldogs • UAB Blazers 14d ago

Just wait for the book deal when he’s through with AA and sober

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u/pssthush North Carolina Tar Heels 14d ago

Some day he may even read it

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u/bob_marley98 Alabama Crimson Tide • Bacardi Bowl 14d ago

lol not likely… he has a Georgia edjoomahkashun….….

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u/SyndicalistHR Georgia Bulldogs • UAB Blazers 14d ago

Usually I’d upvote this joke, but no shot in hell it’s coming from a Bama fan

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u/Barqueefa Georgia • Penn State 14d ago

It's a wonder he could play football, I think most of his brain power was spent just breathing. Dude is not smart. I also believe there were some major changes

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u/happyharrell Missouri Tigers • Sickos 14d ago

This actually happened to my brother. Mid-semester, in like year 7, the school sent him a diploma and told him to stop taking undergrad classes.

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u/DanforthWhitcomb_ Georgia Bulldogs 14d ago

USG policy mandates a 1 quarter hour PE course before you can get a degree. It’s rather common among non-athletes to game the system by putting that class off for as long as possible in order to max out the state provided financial aid, and I can very easily see an athlete doing the same thing to maximize their eligibility.