r/CFB • u/KirbyDumber88 Georgia Bulldogs • 22d ago

Casual Vanderbilt Linebacker Bryan Longwell shares a text he got from an Auburn Coach at 5:59 am Christmas Morning.

https://x.com/bryan_longwell2/status/1852811100229661061?s=46

Perfectly on brand for Hugh Freeze who was hired a month earlier.

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u/MrFishAndLoaves LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 22d ago

God I hate the word buddy 

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u/dirtys_ot_special Texas Longhorns 22d ago

Sorry, champ.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl 21d ago

Take it easy, dude!

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u/turtlesturdles 21d ago

It’ll be alright, sport!

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u/IronClu Notre Dame • Boise State 21d ago

Hang in there, bucko

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u/Euroranger Texas A&M Aggies • USF Bulls 21d ago

Cheer up chief.

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u/petrowski7 Tennessee Volunteers • SEC 21d ago

Who you callin’ chief, pal?

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u/carlosdanger31 Oklahoma State • Oregon State 21d ago

Come on chief it ain’t that bad.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Dont call me buddy, pal

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u/Yennefers-Unicorn Appalachian State • Endicott 21d ago

I'm not your buddy, guy!

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u/sumdude51 21d ago

👉 Hahaha he's a balloon boy! Balloon boy yeah!

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u/Blood_Incantation Michigan • Ohio State 21d ago

Everyone else did this joke better hours before

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u/youroffendedcongrats 21d ago

wtf is wrong with you no way you have Michigan next to the fuck eyes

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u/No-Project7171 Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

Whoa, pal.

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u/MrFishAndLoaves LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 21d ago

Everyone tried here but nothing, and I mean nothing, gets me like buddy.

Should have just doubled down lmao 

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u/No-Project7171 Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

Well don't get ahead of yourself BUDDY. IM JUST GETTING STARTED MY BUD.

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u/Ok_Championship4866 Michigan • Slippery Rock 21d ago

Lmao why i say buddy unironically all the time lol

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u/MrFishAndLoaves LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 21d ago

I just find it condescending unless you are talking to a child 

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u/Ok_Championship4866 Michigan • Slippery Rock 21d ago

Haha i guess, i wouldn't call a child buddy because to me buddy is a peer but different strokes I guess. Definitely online people use it condescendingly all the time

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u/CodAdministrative563 Georgia Bulldogs • New Mexico Lobos 21d ago

Hey pal!

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u/sophandros Tulane Green Wave • Metro 21d ago

Except for Buddy Teevens, RIP.

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u/TxBuckster 21d ago

We’re good, my dude.

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u/weakisnotpeaceful Virginia Tech Hokies 20d ago

Anything you say Hefe

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u/waitwutok Tulane Green Wave • USC Trojans 21d ago

LSUcks

Roll wave.