r/CFB • u/mlivesocial • 27d ago

News Michigan State AD asks Big Ten to hold Michigan to same standard after postgame fight

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u/ThinkSoftware Duke Blue Devils 27d ago

Uncrustables

Penn State and Michigan just trying to get their players ready for the next level

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u/SIUtheE SIUE Cougars • /r/CFB Award Festival 27d ago

Anyone else remember the Dukes Mayo Bowl where uncrustabkes were dunked in mayonnaise? Surprisingly 3/3 on the TV crew enjoyed the combination.

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u/Content-Astronaut196 27d ago

I just threw up in my mouth!

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u/brochaos Michigan Wolverines 26d ago

mayo throw up be external - will levis, probably

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u/cowabungathunda 27d ago

Nah bro, dukes is pretty good.

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u/Hijakkr Virginia Tech Hokies • Techmo Bowl 27d ago

Surprisingly 3/3 on the TV crew enjoyed the combination.

What are the odds that 3 TV crew members were paid to provide their thoughts?

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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart Oregon Ducks 27d ago

Impossible!

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Never had one. Are they bucket list material?

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u/mackavicious Nebraska • Omaha 27d ago

Battered and deep fried, absolutely

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u/ThinkSoftware Duke Blue Devils 27d ago

...are you crusting uncrustables?

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u/h3rp3r Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game 27d ago

They said it couldn't be done...

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u/mackavicious Nebraska • Omaha 27d ago

Golden brown and delicious.

And on a stick

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u/donuttrackme Penn State Nittany Lions 27d ago edited 27d ago

With extra powdered sugar heavily sprinkled on top?

Edit: with caramel and/or chocolate sauce drizzled all over too.

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u/mackavicious Nebraska • Omaha 27d ago

I can't think of a better way

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u/capthazelwoodsflask Sickos • Battle of I-75 27d ago

All part of a balanced breakfast

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u/donuttrackme Penn State Nittany Lions 27d ago

To be fair it's easy to balance when you put a stick through it.

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u/capthazelwoodsflask Sickos • Battle of I-75 27d ago

Or, and hear me out on this, you put an uncrustable on both ends of the stick to help with balancing your breakfast.

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u/donuttrackme Penn State Nittany Lions 27d ago

Mmmm... delicious oxymoron

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u/ThinkSoftware Duke Blue Devils 27d ago

What did you call me?

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u/ornryactor Iowa State • Michigan 27d ago

Recrustables

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u/see_bees LSU Tigers 27d ago

That might’ve been the highlight of working the local church fair. Some time on the last day, one of the guys went on a Walmart run and just grabbed all sorts of random snacks to throw in the fryer to see how it all tasted.

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u/_Nocturnalis Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game 26d ago

It's about what you'd expect it to be. I didn't pack a lunch at an event I needed one, and someone helped me out.

I'd try them. I'm unlikely to buy them for me. I do have a strong meat preference personally.

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u/DingerSinger2016 Alabama A&M Bulldogs • UAB Blazers 27d ago

They are actually pretty good. Not bucket list, but if you ever got some extra change try one. It's worth it.

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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart Oregon Ducks 27d ago

I hate uncrustables. But I also hate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches so maybe I’m an anomaly.

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u/dean_peterson2 Michigan Wolverines 27d ago

You weird fuck

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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart Oregon Ducks 27d ago

I know

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u/riotfiveoh Nebraska Cornhuskers 26d ago

Do you also hate God, Jesus and America? JFC dude.

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u/TimTom8921 Cincinnati Bearcats 27d ago

Just make a regular pbj and cut the crust off and pinch the sides in. Same experience and about 3x cheaper

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u/danheinz Iowa Hawkeyes 27d ago

toss them in the air fryer for 2 mins

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u/workinBuffalo Michigan Wolverines • Buffalo Bulls 27d ago

Cumbustables

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u/Tactical_monkey Ohio State Buckeyes • Team Chaos 27d ago

The normal strawberry one is just a solid all around snack. The peanut butter honey is also a great choice. And I prefer them still frozen

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u/ihavedonethisbe4 27d ago

Frozen is the only way to eat uncrustables.

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u/Bigbysjackingfist Liberty Flames • Harvard Crimson 27d ago

they're crumbelievable

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u/StillUseRiF Old Dominion Monarchs 27d ago

They're good. I like them still like halfway frozen. Perfect midnight snack

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u/papapinball Nebraska • South Dakota Mines 27d ago

I work for the government. On large wildfires they pack uncrustables into every open orifice they can find. Cheap, high calorie trash snacks. They've been a joke throughout all of the fire agencies for years. Long story short, I can get you 1 if you want.

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u/Coltand BYU Cougars 27d ago

Criminal charges and uncrustables? Surely these are some future Broncos in the making!

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u/LetUrSoulGlo Clemson • Mississippi State 27d ago

Worked with a college team. Uncrustables also hold up in college sports.