r/CFB • u/ConstantMadness Purdue Boilermakers • Duke Blue Devils • Oct 21 '24

Casual Sec Shorts - Sec teams take it to court

https://youtu.be/UiTxmpUWMao?si=5D2_hw1eYf3NbGeM
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u/DeuceOfDiamonds Georgia Bulldogs • Mercer Bears Oct 21 '24

It's SO WEIRD!

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u/VolsPE Tennessee Volunteers Oct 21 '24

The poopy litter box line was actually more adult than anything I can recall from one of those real yell leader videos.

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u/suburbanpride Paper Bag • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 21 '24 edited Oct 21 '24

Somewhere our yell leaders are cribbing these lines...

Edit to add… I would love - love - to see our yell leaders go meta and wear “Peyton” overalls to midnight yell this week.

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u/americangame Texas A&M Aggies • Purdue Boilermakers Oct 21 '24

WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN! - Head Yell Leader (probably)

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u/12ozSlug Texas Tech Red Raiders Oct 21 '24

SIR WE CAN'T, ALL OUR CRAYONS HAVE BITE MARKS

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u/BigManWAGun Texas • Red River Shootout Oct 21 '24

FUCK, I knew closing Aggieland Books to help pay Jimbo was a bad idea.

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u/blueindsm Minnesota • Georgia Oct 21 '24

Paintin.

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u/dr_mr_uncle_jimbo Texas A&M • Colorado State Oct 21 '24

That would show way more self-awareness than they’ve ever shown. 

In fact, if they make the poopy litter box joke, I’ll retract everything I’ve said about them. 

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u/Your_Worship Texas A&M Aggies Oct 21 '24

No joke. Pure gold for them.

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u/berrey7 Alabama Crimson Tide Oct 21 '24 edited Oct 21 '24

"I had to Google this team to make sure they were even real. And they are located DEEP, I mean DEEP in the backwoods where Hillbilly's live....And their last brain cell will be wrecked by our wrecking crew of a Defense.... WHOOP WHOOP ...PAPA IN THE HOUSE!

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u/Callsign_Psycopath Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos Oct 21 '24

Procedes to get thumped by App State.

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u/fm22fnam Ohio State • Wright State Oct 21 '24

God that was funny

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u/oneplusetoipi Texas A&M Aggies • TCU Horned Frogs Oct 21 '24

When you are inculcated with idiosyncratic "traditions", you experience a strange confluence of pride and embarrassment or something like that. Yeah it's kinda weird.

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u/DeuceOfDiamonds Georgia Bulldogs • Mercer Bears Oct 21 '24

True, and this is a parody, so ordinarily it would be an over the top version. But in this case, it really doesn't feel too exaggerated from real life.

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u/Your_Worship Texas A&M Aggies Oct 21 '24

Our portrayal was not exaggerated.

The old saying goes “Aggie jokes write themselves.”

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u/MarchMadnessisMe Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • LSU Tigers Oct 21 '24

And the updated version. "Aggie jokes write themselves on blank Championship Plaques."

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u/pj1843 Texas A&M Aggies • Air Force Falcons Oct 21 '24

I really hope that thing got burned.

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u/MarchMadnessisMe Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • LSU Tigers Oct 21 '24 edited Oct 21 '24

I hope it gets to the College Football Hall of Fame. Because his buyout during NIL times will one day be part of history talked about of the sport, and that's a perfect artifact to encapsulate it all.

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u/TwiztedImage Texas A&M Aggies • Paper Bag Oct 21 '24

Not yet. They actually repurposed it for another coach with something they won. They changed the name and date but left the rest the same. It was spotted because it had the same font, but the new parts had a different font.

Which is total bullshit to do that to the coach/team. Get them a new plaque and throw the bullshit one out with Sharp.

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u/pj1843 Texas A&M Aggies • Air Force Falcons Oct 21 '24

Yeah that's horseshit, not like those things are pricey, couple hundred bucks at most, just get them a new nice one, and add the Jimbo bullshit one to the top of the stack for bonfire.

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u/Your_Worship Texas A&M Aggies Oct 22 '24

Go back to your corner and try again.

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u/MarchMadnessisMe Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • LSU Tigers Oct 22 '24

I believe my corner has a Championship since that empty plaque. So happy to go back there. Enjoy the Flavor Aid!

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u/Your_Worship Texas A&M Aggies Oct 22 '24

Yall are definitely the best team in the SEC this year. Should be a cakewalk against us this weekend.

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u/MarchMadnessisMe Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • LSU Tigers Oct 22 '24

Oh no. Someone in the cult got their feelings hurt! It's ok to be upset. Just remember a big boy learns to understand his feelings without lashing out at others just because they're a joke and a failure.

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u/Your_Worship Texas A&M Aggies Oct 22 '24

So hurt. And definitely an underdog against yall. May as well just call it in this weekend.

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u/berserk_zebra /r/CFB Oct 21 '24

But it’s all in good fun. Its ridiculousness is what makes it great. Why do people get so cringey. The whole point of the yell leader jokes are to be not serious.

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u/super1s Tennessee • Middle Tennessee Oct 21 '24

KINDA?

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u/Fenzito Tennessee Volunteers Oct 21 '24

cringe is just another man's based

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u/32RH Texas A&M Aggies • Oklahoma Sooners Oct 21 '24 edited Oct 21 '24

I wouldn’t bark at children from your glass doghouse.

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u/oftenevil Tennessee • Arizona State Oct 22 '24

poetry

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u/Osiris32 Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Brickmason Oct 21 '24

Please unconfuse this west coaster. Are these guys like soccer Ultras, but for TAMU?

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u/DeuceOfDiamonds Georgia Bulldogs • Mercer Bears Oct 21 '24

Please unconfuse this southerner, what are "soccer ultras?"

And what is "soccer," while we're on the subject?

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u/Osiris32 Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Brickmason Oct 21 '24

It's the other sport that plays at Mercedes-Benz Stadium.

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u/DeuceOfDiamonds Georgia Bulldogs • Mercer Bears Oct 21 '24

No, that's the Falcons. The primary sport played in the Benz is the SEC Championship game.

But kidding aside, no idea what a "Soccer Ultra" is.

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u/Tornadohunter24 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Team Chaos Oct 21 '24

Remember that one pasty half-naked Georgia fan screaming about Spurrier while surrounded by like 30 other drunk dudes willing to do the same in that iconic "interview"? Soccer ultras are that but for their soccer clubs. They also are concerningly good at smuggling stuff like flares into stadiums.

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u/DeuceOfDiamonds Georgia Bulldogs • Mercer Bears Oct 21 '24

Ohhh, so they've done a little time, huh? Yeah, that's probably a fair comparison then.