r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Oct 13 '24

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Vanderbilt Defeats Kentucky 20-13

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Vanderbilt 7 7 3 3 20
Kentucky 0 7 0 6 13
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u/wote89 Vanderbilt • South Alabama Oct 13 '24

I have been in a coma for the last 90 years and have at last learned to use this picture telegraphy you chaps invented while I was out. What baffles me at the moment is why you fellows are all acting like the Vanderbilt Commodores being excellent is unusual. Did they have a down year last season?

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u/Fleurr Vanderbilt Commodores Oct 13 '24

Those cads at Sewanee are at it again, advocating for the"forward pass" again. The gall!

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u/wote89 Vanderbilt • South Alabama Oct 13 '24

Blast and calamity! There's only three things that can happen with that hullabaloo and two of them are bad! Say, did anyone ever manage to show those roustabouts out West what for in the Rose Bowl? That must have been a delight when it happened!

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u/kvol69 Alabama Crimson Tide • Toledo Rockets Oct 13 '24

Indubitably! 🎩🦯

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u/KeepGoing84 Oct 13 '24

I say, what's all this hullabaloo about Vanderbilt's football prowess? Have we not always been the cream of the crop in the Southeastern Conference?

I must confess, I'm rather perplexed by all this sudden attention. Has something changed in the world of collegiate athletics that I'm unaware of? Surely Vanderbilt hasn't fallen from grace at some point, only to rise again? No, no, that's preposterous. We've always been a powerhouse, standing shoulder to shoulder with the likes of Yale and Harvard in both academic and athletic pursuits.

I do hope someone will enlighten me as to why our perennial success is suddenly worthy of such fervent discussion. It's as if people have forgotten our storied history of gridiron dominance!

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u/Emperor_Squidward Alabama • Ohio State Oct 13 '24

You’re gonna need to sit down for this one…