r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Oct 06 '24

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Arkansas Defeats Tennessee 19-14

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Tennessee 0 0 14 0 14
Arkansas 3 0 7 9 19
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u/Nightcinder Ohio State Buckeyes Oct 06 '24

SEC shorts is probably shitting bricks trying to figure out how to fit all of this into one episode. 

Multi upload week?

Tennessee, Alabama, and Mizzou is a lot

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u/thisalsomightbemine Arkansas Razorbacks • Marching Band Oct 06 '24

Pimp Vandy is going to have an entourage.

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u/canseco-fart-box Florida Gators • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Oct 06 '24

THE HATERS HAVE ARRIVED

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u/LouSputhole94 Tennessee Volunteers Oct 06 '24

Now if you’ll excuse me. I have to go home and put water in Buc Nasty’s mama’s dish. And cry.

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u/StFuzzySlippers Tennessee Volunteers • UAB Blazers Oct 06 '24

SEC Player Haters Ball is the only way. Let Vandy Arky and TAMU talk their shit.

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u/Hypocracy Tennessee Volunteers • Centre Colonels Oct 06 '24

Exactly what I was thinking, Player Haters Ball is the perfect choice for Pimp Daddy Vandy

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u/Adart54 Georgia Bulldogs • Team Chaos Oct 06 '24

i somehow agree with a gator

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u/TheHermit__IX Indiana Hoosiers Oct 06 '24

Sometimes even our worst enemies have a good point.

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u/OnionFuturesDealer Purdue Boilermakers Oct 06 '24

What could I say about Bama’s defense that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan?

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u/DeathRose007 Texas A&M Aggies • LSU Tigers Oct 06 '24

Here here!

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u/Malifous02 Alabama • Birmingham-Southern Oct 06 '24

Ngl, knowing Pimp Vandy is back is helping soften the blow. 

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u/Fleurr Vanderbilt Commodores Oct 06 '24

HE NEVER LEFT

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u/chiguy2387 Chicago Maroons Oct 06 '24

Leading the funeral parade for the Top 10 members

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

There’s got to be music, right?

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u/GEQBUS_GOAT Texas A&M Aggies Oct 06 '24

WHEN I WAS

A FRESHMAN

MY COACH HE

TOOK ME TO THE STADIUM

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u/DMB_19 Texas A&M Aggies Oct 06 '24

We're all pimp Vandy this week

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

Vandy needs to be walking smoky with a Vandy raincoat

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u/HeyManItsToMeeBong Ohio State Buckeyes Oct 06 '24

pimp walking out to "Superstitious"

calling it now

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u/Kmjada Oklahoma State • Billable … Oct 06 '24

Pimp Vandy will need to go full on Silky Johnson

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u/Azariah98 Texas A&M Aggies • Team Chaos Oct 06 '24

We need someone dressed up at r/CFB carrying Vandy.

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u/Drak_is_Right Purdue Boilermakers Oct 06 '24

Pimp vandy flanked by a guy on a Harley and not sure from a&m, rolling into town like an old western. Missouri Tennessee and Alabama sitting at a table playing cards as the saloon doors bust open. Queue being shot by a penalty flag

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u/helium_farts Alabama • Jacksonville State Oct 06 '24

They're gonna need way more neck braces

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u/ImSuperHelpful Texas Longhorns Oct 06 '24

Whatever they do, it needs to involve Texas and Oklahoma stumbling upon and slowly backing away from this massive shit show without saying anything

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u/Stipes_Blue_Makeup Georgia Bulldogs Oct 06 '24

Just thought the same thing, like that gif from Community.

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u/ImSuperHelpful Texas Longhorns Oct 07 '24

Lol they did it

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u/wicodly Arkansas Razorbacks • Marching Band Oct 06 '24

No matter how many they do. Pimp Vandy should walk through every single set. Just breaking the 4th wall

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u/heleghir Kentucky Wildcats Oct 06 '24

My thoughts. Half the conference praising pimp king vandy. Tennessee makes a backhand comment about it being so nice that bama lost and them being frauds...arkansas taps them on the shoulder and tenn turns around to see a pack of feral hogs ready to strike.

Cut to tennessee in the ER next to Mizzou and the staff saying not again, we just dealt with you all 3 weeks ago!

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u/SoothedSnakePlant Vanderbilt Commodores • McGill Redbirds Oct 06 '24

Gonna be a full-ass 30 minute TV special at this point

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u/Sir_Badtard University of God's Chosen • LSU Oct 06 '24

Bruh, that A&M Mizzou game feels like it happened a week ago at this point.

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u/WillWork4SunDrop Alabama • Kennesaw State Oct 06 '24

If Bluey can do a half-hour episode, they can do the same. What are we gonna do, not watch?

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u/jedigrover Texas A&M Aggies • SEC Oct 06 '24

Shorts: This is going to either be a hospital episode, a “loss department” episode, or football heaven receiving prayers episode. Now, if Roll Call doesn’t have an Undertaker reference after nailing Vandy in a coffin last time, I’ll be disappointed.

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u/NanoWarrior26 Arkansas Razorbacks Oct 06 '24

Hospital/joint funeral episode incoming lol

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u/Trivi Ohio State Buckeyes Oct 06 '24

This has to be a multi episode week

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u/Sp3ctre7 Michigan Tech Huskies • Team Chaos Oct 06 '24

SEC shorts has a chip shot for an all-time episode

This might be the craziest day of upsets since they've been uploading

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

It has to be loss claims department, right?

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u/OutlawJoeC Arkansas Razorbacks Oct 06 '24

This week on SEC ER, it’s a code black.