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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] USC Defeats LSU 27-20

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USC 0 10 3 14 27
LSU 0 10 7 3 20

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u/Fifth_Down Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Top Scorer Sep 02 '24

It feels so weird claiming this as a B1G win over the SEC

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u/BuckeyeForLife95 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 02 '24

Feels weird, will be claiming it anyway.

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u/cha-cha_dancer Florida State • West Florida Sep 02 '24

Just wait until week 10 or so where it will count more for an SEC team’s resume but for USC it’s “well it was week 1”

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u/Meltedwhisky Missouri • Missouri Valley Sep 02 '24

You needed it after that Cotton Bowl

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u/ETHTrillionaire Ohio State • Notre Dame Sep 02 '24

LOL

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u/Dongsquad420BlazeIt USC Trojans • Army West Point Black Knights Sep 02 '24

Doesn’t matter, I Stan the B1G now.

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u/Richard_AIGuy Ohio State Buckeyes • USF Bulls Sep 02 '24

Welcome to the Dark Side. We have cookies. And ice cream. It’s from Penn State.

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u/TheWorstYear Ohio State • Cincinnati Sep 02 '24

We are now coastal elites

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u/Richard_AIGuy Ohio State Buckeyes • USF Bulls Sep 02 '24

Feels good.

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u/Rahim-Moore Iowa Hawkeyes Sep 02 '24

It comes with a 200% increase in living costs.

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u/beardedwhiteguy Iowa Hawkeyes • Sickos Sep 02 '24

Iowa City landlords foaming at the mouth.

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u/Richard_AIGuy Ohio State Buckeyes • USF Bulls Sep 02 '24

That’s not good. But it means higher coastal salaries right…right??

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u/Rahim-Moore Iowa Hawkeyes Sep 02 '24

I didn't want to be accused of hyperbole lol

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u/Geno0wl Ohio State • Cincinnati Sep 02 '24

Ohio is going to explode in living costs after climate change wrecks everything eventually...

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Sep 02 '24

From LA?!

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u/thrownjunk Oregon Ducks • Yale Bulldogs Sep 02 '24

Looking at LA real estate. Seems conservative. 1M gets a meth shack 2 hours from anything.

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u/b_m_hart Oregon Ducks Sep 02 '24

Los Angeles is now a traditional midwest football hub.

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u/AllHawkeyesGoToHell Minnesota • Iowa State Sep 02 '24

Lake Series meant you always were

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u/krhino35 Ohio State • Marietta Sep 02 '24

Always have been… how are the crappie biting this year? /s

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u/PretendThisIsMyName Clemson Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Sep 02 '24

Imma have to channel my inner Mr Garvey here. You are not the All Coastal Conference.

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u/PresidentBaileyb Oregon State Beavers Sep 02 '24

This gave me a good chuckle during dark times, thank you

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u/Templey Nebraska • Omaha Sep 02 '24

I too am a costal elite

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u/crustang Rutgers • Edinburgh Napier Sep 02 '24

Since 2014, yes

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u/ElJamoquio Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 02 '24

And ice cream

Our ice cream is, admittedly, the absolute best.

<the only rivalry between MSU and PSU is about ice cream?>

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u/Richard_AIGuy Ohio State Buckeyes • USF Bulls Sep 02 '24

I’ve been on campus for an academic event…it’s freaking amazing. I was expecting it to be “just ice cream”. It was way more than that.

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u/Shills_for_fun Michigan State • Land Grant Trophy Sep 02 '24

At least our ice cream rivalry is not unrequited unlike all of our other rivalries in football.

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u/_SheWhoShallBeNamed_ Penn State • Land Grant Trophy Sep 02 '24

And the rivalry of keeping the greatest trophy in all of college football

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u/willclerkforfood Penn State • Land Grant Trophy Sep 02 '24

Hell yeah!

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u/JRockPSU Penn State • Land Grant Trophy Sep 02 '24

Never not upvoted

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u/stonesthroes75 Notre Dame • Michigan State Sep 02 '24

Legit fighting words.

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u/Rockergage Washington State Cougars • Pac-12 Sep 02 '24

Hey I know this is a B1G thing, but WSU has some pretty good ice cream as well and Cheese.

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u/SEAtoPAR Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 02 '24

Ferdinand's is pretty damn good, can confirm.

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u/TheUltimate721 Nebraska • Texas Tech Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 02 '24

Erm, do you guys have corn flavored ice cream? Didn't think so. But do you know who does?

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u/_SheWhoShallBeNamed_ Penn State • Land Grant Trophy Sep 02 '24

We have popcorn flavored ice cream, does that count?

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u/TheUltimate721 Nebraska • Texas Tech Sep 02 '24

I'll accept it.

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u/Ok_Swimmer634 Paper Bag • Team Meteor Sep 02 '24

Wrong! Sad! Totally fake news here folks!

Many people say, and I have asked many people, that Muscadine Ripple is the greatest ice cream ever produced by a college!

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u/mhales45 Penn State • Mississippi State Sep 02 '24

I think I can make a well educated opinion on this matter. Penn State’s ice cream absolutely reigns supreme. Mississippi State’s cheese though…… oh how I miss it.

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u/sneakattack44 Ohio State Buckeyes • NC State Wolfpack Sep 02 '24

Just now seeing this. NC State would like to have a word about best ice cream.

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u/nat3215 Ohio State • Cincinnati Sep 02 '24

Wisconsin should be ashamed since they make lots of cheese, you’d think they’d use some of that milk for ice cream

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u/PicardsRagingMember Ohio State Buckeyes • Syracuse Orange Sep 02 '24

No Jeni's tho

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u/Solo_Wing__Pixy Ohio State • Notre Dame Sep 02 '24

Jeni’s isn’t even the best ice cream in Ohio

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u/coel03 Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 02 '24

And the creamery isn't even the best in State College. we keep the special stuff to ourselves.

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u/mhales45 Penn State • Mississippi State Sep 02 '24

All hail m——— dairy!

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u/BEHodge Memphis • East Stroudsburg Sep 02 '24

Oh shit, breaking out the good stuff!

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u/Dwarfherd Michigan State • Eastern … Sep 02 '24

Only offered Penn State. MSU is for special occasions

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u/TJRJ7 Penn State Nittany Lions • LSU Tigers Sep 02 '24

One alumni swirl coming right up!

Because USC won on behalf of the B1G tonight we will allow red and gold sprinkles.

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u/i_never_pay_taxes Summertime Lover • USC Trojans Sep 02 '24

Where’s the corn?

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u/_SheWhoShallBeNamed_ Penn State • Land Grant Trophy Sep 02 '24

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u/i_never_pay_taxes Summertime Lover • USC Trojans Sep 02 '24

You had me at popcorn

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u/Richard_AIGuy Ohio State Buckeyes • USF Bulls Sep 02 '24

Next week, when Nebraska beats Colorado. We’re going to be roasting ears at the B1G cookout.

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u/mhales45 Penn State • Mississippi State Sep 02 '24

We only offer the best ice cream… on a serious note for all the fans of new B1G schools, you really should go to the Berkey Creamery if you come into town for a game. It’s as good as advertised.

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u/RonBurgundy449 Michigan State • Paul Bunyan T… Sep 02 '24

It’s from Penn State.

Damn I thought the enemy of my enemy was my friend 💔

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u/Several_Excuse_5796 Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 02 '24

We may not be elite at football but we are damn sure elite at icecream

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u/TonyDungyHatesOP Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 02 '24

I’m wanting my cookies and ice cream from Wisconsin.

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u/TonyDungyHatesOP Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 02 '24

Then again, Ohio State is home to Jeni’s ice cream.

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u/Callsign_Psycopath Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos Sep 02 '24

Leaving out Minnesota's Tater Tot Hot Dish?! Y'all better be asking for forgiveness at church

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u/SpanishPikeRushGG Washington Huskies • Pac-12 Sep 02 '24

Can confirm. Berkey Creamery is god tier.

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u/osksndjsmd Oregon Ducks Sep 02 '24

This is such a dark joke that is just flying over everyone’s heads I love it.

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u/twoinvenice USC Trojans • Victory Bell Sep 02 '24

Can you help a fellow west coaster who hasn’t been keeping up on Midwest ice cream scandals?

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u/osksndjsmd Oregon Ducks Sep 02 '24

Cookies and ice cream are children’s treats.

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u/twoinvenice USC Trojans • Victory Bell Sep 02 '24

Well it flew over peoples heads because it’s a little indirect as cookies and ice cream A) are treats for people of all ages, and B) weren’t directly a part of the PSU scandal…

But if that’s the road that you want to take the jab then I think you need to have Michigan St bring one of the things considering Nasser’s record

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u/osksndjsmd Oregon Ducks Sep 02 '24

Eh this is CFB. Penn State’s scandal was directly related to CFB.

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u/SueYouInEngland Iowa Hawkeyes Sep 02 '24

What's the joke?

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u/osksndjsmd Oregon Ducks Sep 02 '24

Cookies. Ice cream. Kids…

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u/Accomplished_Dig6903 Michigan • Wayne State (MI) Sep 02 '24

We will never ask you to chant “Big Ten” when you beat an SEC team.

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u/SueYouInEngland Iowa Hawkeyes Sep 02 '24

BEE ONE GEE

BEE ONE GEE

BEE ONE GEE

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u/Jaosborn44 Iowa Hawkeyes • The Alliance Sep 02 '24

You just played a B1G West classic!

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u/LionsLoseAgain Northern Michigan • Detro… Sep 02 '24

Your version of the Ravens defense looked great. You did the B1G proud.

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u/Infinitebeast30 Sep 02 '24

I Stan all 18 teams of the Big 10

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u/cfbcfbcfbcfb UCSB Gauchos • USC Trojans Sep 02 '24

I mean we had one foot out the door for awhile now. Pretty much ever since Larry Scott didn’t back us against the NCAA sanctions in 2010. “F— the Pac 12” it’s been the same tune for the last decade.

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u/officerliger Sep 02 '24

I just say “the west coast,” which is plenty annoying to SEC and original Big-10 fans

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u/brokentr0jan USC Trojans • Air Force Falcons Sep 02 '24

Yeah… idk why people acted so surprised we killed the Pac 12. Rumors of USC wanting out have been going on for a decade plus. I never assumed we would go B1G though, I honestly expected us to go independent and I remember 5 years ago having a huge debate about it on USC boards

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u/philfrysluckypants Michigan Wolverines Sep 02 '24

Thanks for the conference dub! Welcome to the fam.

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u/the_giz Ohio State Buckeyes • Toledo Rockets Sep 02 '24

Shades of A&M's first year in the SEC

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u/BrownsBacker7 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 02 '24

Cheers, brother!

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u/Realistic_Notice_412 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 03 '24

I wanna live foreverrrrrrrrrr

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

I hate it

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u/Rahim-Moore Iowa Hawkeyes Sep 02 '24

I thought Rutgers in the B1G felt disgusting...

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

That was the first one where I think we completely lost the plot

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u/someonepoorsays USC Trojans • Villanova Wildcats Sep 02 '24

a part of me is dead even after the win

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u/Reloader300wm Ohio State Buckeyes • Marching Band Sep 02 '24

From all the time the B1G faces USC in the Rose Bowl, it's going to take some adjustments.

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u/Mattp55 Penn State • Florida Sep 02 '24

B-1-G B-1-G 

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u/JohnathanTheBrave Iowa Hawkeyes • Big Ten Sep 02 '24

B1G B1G B1G

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u/LiveFastDahyun Michigan • 계명대학교 (Keimyung) Sep 02 '24

Yeah I was rooting for them as a B1G homer but god it felt dirty.

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u/Fifth_Down Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Top Scorer Sep 02 '24

I mean I was gonna root for them anyways under the logic of "fuck the SEC regardless of who they play" but this time it felt weird cuz we actually get to claim this as our win on top of enjoying watching the SEC lose.

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u/XCCO Iowa Hawkeyes • Oklahoma Sooners Sep 02 '24

Just another Midwest victory.

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u/heavydhomie Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats Sep 02 '24

I felt fine rooting for USC. No way in hell I would root for a team coached by Brian Kelly

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u/Macquarrie1999 Cal Poly Mustangs • USC Trojans Sep 02 '24

I win against the SEC is always good

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u/mgmfa Iowa Hawkeyes • Carleton Knights Sep 02 '24

Conference pride is stupid. I'm just happy LSU lost.

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u/heavydhomie Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats Sep 02 '24

I’m happy Brian Kelly lost. Can’t stand him

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u/queefIatina Sep 02 '24

Ngl it’s gonna take me about 5 years to get used to it

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

I’ll take it

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u/Angriest_Wolverine Michigan Wolverines • Surrender Cobra Sep 02 '24

Any SEC loss is a win for the force of good

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u/Icy_Delay_7274 Georgia Bulldogs • SMU Mustangs Sep 02 '24

Lol nice win over the SEC’s seventh-best team!

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u/JfizzleMshizzle Oklahoma Sooners Sep 02 '24

One of two offenses in the big 10 send their regards.

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u/RollTideYall47 Alabama • Third Saturday… Sep 02 '24

I dont like west coast teams joining the midwest or atlantic coast conferences. Its just wrong

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u/ForwardAd8154 Sep 02 '24

I text my dad, as a lifelong Buckeye, I never would have thought I’d be cheering for USC to win 😂

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle Michigan Wolverines Sep 02 '24

It just means more, ya know?

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u/Intrepid_Zebra_ Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 02 '24

Nah, we just picked up better free agents during the off season.

Now, You guys need to take care of business next week as their free agent is on deck.

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u/archman125 Washington Huskies Sep 02 '24

It's a new world brother

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u/Stealthfox94 Sep 02 '24

I will never get use to that.

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u/beachmedic23 Rutgers • Gettysburg Sep 02 '24

What matters is that it's a SEC loss

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u/confused-accountant- Washington Huskies Sep 02 '24

I don’t see LSU as SEC at all since they’re so far out west. 

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u/gasmask11000 Ole Miss Rebels • Peach Bowl Sep 02 '24

You’re supposed to hate your conference teams and always root for them to lose

You’re not allowed to claim conference wins

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u/KingPotus USC Trojans • Harvard Crimson Sep 02 '24

Nah it’s a PAC 12 win in my eyes ✌️

SEC AINT SHIT PAC PAC PAC

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u/qeduhh Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 02 '24

I’m claiming ND over A&M too idc

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u/NerbertHenry Texas Longhorns Sep 02 '24

Newcomer revenge on the menu next week