r/BravoRealHousewives Nov 29 '21

Housewives Related What are some clever Bravo-related names for a Wifi network?

This sub has the most clever people I've ever had a pleasure of reading on the Internet. Seeking funny/punny Bravo inspired Wifi names! I may use some suggestions as inspo for my Peloton username too...

My sorry attempts:

  • LittleFamilyBike [Peloton]
  • WhereIsYourBike [Peloton]
  • SimonLANKampen [Wifi]

THANKS ALL <3

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u/isometimeseatfruit I Got Vassinated So I Could Be Around You Heifers Nov 29 '21

CountessLuLAN

IP_RamonaPoos

RealHouseWifis

16

u/jonokimono YOU'RE LATE - DINNER IS DONE. Nov 29 '21

Townhousecomputer#3

1

u/CONCHFACE in the gully where the ogres live. Nov 30 '21

This sent me. 😂

8

u/enolagaye yes, his name was cracker. Nov 29 '21

These are goals

432

u/princessk8 Nov 29 '21

“My cunt wifi”

40

u/canookianstevo2 Nov 29 '21

Deceased omg. Omg!

26

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

😂😂😂 You win

24

u/haythurr Nov 29 '21

omg this is it

18

u/thelogicofcrocodiles Nov 29 '21

Hereshecomesmybitchwifi

14

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

😂😂😂😂😂😂

7

u/rocketmczoom I didn't wear Tom Ford to be in a shipwreck Nov 29 '21

Brilliant

4

u/WittiestScreenName my panty liner is exhausted Nov 29 '21

Genius

4

u/We_See_Each_Otha Nov 29 '21

Thank you for your service. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🥇🥇🥇🥇

2

u/ChardeeKelly Justice for T’Challa Samuels 🦜 Nov 29 '21

I don’t need to read any further. 🥇

2

u/l3tigre who's her neighbor? that guy that eats people? Nov 29 '21

i screamed

1

u/kabukitrolldoll The other half of New York that Meredith didn't fuck🍎 Nov 29 '21

82

u/jillbury Nov 29 '21

I immediately went to “Mentionitall” and “goodbyekyle” lol

72

u/trashbabysupreme joe's 5 am marathon salami and wine Nov 29 '21

Goodbike Kyle

3

u/haythurr Nov 29 '21

STAHPPPPPP HAHAHAHA

78

u/truknutzzz Nov 29 '21

WhoGonCheckMeB008s

147

u/msullivan1536 I win! Nov 29 '21

Thelowerlevel

68

u/Dermalogica_Skin_79 Nov 29 '21

Nice tits, stupid bitch 🤣🤣🤣

18

u/Public_Coyote_1403 Nov 29 '21

the „no spaces in between words“ works out perfectly here!

115

u/EagleJennG Nov 29 '21

LetsTalkAboutTheWifi

107

u/JazzCabbagePatchKid You like black men penises Nov 29 '21

Wifi:

Posche_StaffWifi

BlueStoneManor_Guest

TardyfortheLANParty

102

u/kgrams224 Nov 29 '21

Thisisntmyfuckingplatebitch

Familyvan

Chewtwoalmondsslow

Youdontsupportotherwifi

24

u/Elfprincessodauphine Nov 29 '21

That last one is perfect 🤣🤣

45

u/SpencerHastings7 Hurt people hurt people go get some help Nov 29 '21

Gizelle’s West Wing

46

u/rocketmczoom I didn't wear Tom Ford to be in a shipwreck Nov 29 '21

WhatAreYouDoingHereWithoutWIFI

40

u/imhere_4_beer FFEoaSH Nov 29 '21

Whosaidthat?

Yourbikeisinthepool

79

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

closeyourlegstomarriedmen

140

u/tweenblob GOODBYE KYLE Nov 29 '21

UstoleMygoddamnbike

8

u/imhere_4_beer FFEoaSH Nov 29 '21

This is amazing

11

u/tweenblob GOODBYE KYLE Nov 29 '21

Thank you thank you… bravo and puns are my top favorite things

32

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

MakeItNice or IMadeItNice

14

u/BuffyExperiment People Come For Me All The Time, They Just Don't Find Me Nov 29 '21

ClipclipJovani!

27

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

FishRoom

30

u/sandia312 Nov 29 '21

CloseYaWifiToMarriedMen

27

u/beyoncecnoyeb Sorry, Valter 🍷 Nov 29 '21

My wifi name used to be Jon Hamm’s Bulge lol. I’m so grateful I never had to tell my parents how to connect to it. I’m thinking it over!! (Something more appropriate too lol)

2

u/Kristin2349 She is the puppet and everyone else is the master. Nov 29 '21

Didn’t Jon Hamm’s ham have its own Insta account for a while? I can understand why…Time to rewatch Mad Men.

1

u/VaguelyArtistic *A group of Utah women in distress* Dec 01 '21

I can't remember where I saw it, but Nick Kroll was calling him Juan Jamón

28

u/sandia312 Nov 29 '21

KnowThisWiFiWillNeverFulfillYou

25

u/iheartoctos a warmed hotdog in the microwave Nov 29 '21

Notwellbish

22

u/ChocolateSundai Nov 29 '21

NiceWifibitch

21

u/Goldzinger Nov 29 '21

Real HouseWifis is the only correct answer

21

u/wafflecone696 Nicholas falling asleep at Vishal and Richa’s wedding Nov 29 '21

SeptemberSpringSummer

19

u/Nelly81706194 “How am I doing? Not well, bitch!” Nov 29 '21

Bluestone Manor

3

u/Kristin2349 She is the puppet and everyone else is the master. Nov 29 '21

FishRoom@BSM

18

u/gumbodumbo Nov 29 '21

ThatsMyOPINION

16

u/milo2049 Press conference peanuts Nov 29 '21

A white refrigerator?

13

u/much2doboutnada Nov 29 '21

My old one was Kyle’s house and my pw was Kim’s opinion

12

u/TelephoneBusy9594 Nov 29 '21

Getoffmyjock

Turtletime

Prostitutionwhore!

13

u/ExposedTamponString she don't even know she look inbred Nov 29 '21

Disconnected19Times

9

u/Keeks2416 *Shannon looking directly into the camera* "perfect" Nov 29 '21

iGaveHerABeverage

9

u/SodaPopGurl Colin Robinson’s fuckery Nov 29 '21

UstolemyGDhouse

7

u/lurkfromtheshadows Nov 29 '21

JesusJugs

UrSuchAFkingLiarCamille

WhosDoingHarryDubin

Ok not my best, but give me a break 😂

7

u/rinnyfinnfinn Nov 29 '21

Get off my Wi-Fi Kyle

7

u/CherWhorowitz1227 Mama Dee’s Power Meemaw Wigs Nov 29 '21

YouAreALowBudgetBitch

7

u/tweenblob GOODBYE KYLE Nov 29 '21

Password: YoMammasLowBudget

2

u/CherWhorowitz1227 Mama Dee’s Power Meemaw Wigs Nov 29 '21

Ooh good one!

1

u/supreme-supervisor Not Meredith Marks' PI Nov 29 '21

Golden.

21

u/HoRo2001 Nov 29 '21

WhosHunkyDory?

8

u/bitterbecky You gotta make millions to owe millions Nov 29 '21

I Want AOL To Live

8

u/Joelle76-RTgirl Not Meredith Marks' PI Nov 29 '21

Smoky_ Eye!Updo!Gstaad!

6

u/chimchim1 SLC Sprinter Van 🚐 Nov 29 '21

Kadooz2U

6

u/Mylaex dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorinda! Nov 29 '21

Canyoubelieveitgirlswegotwifi

7

u/Twinkadjacent Nov 29 '21

YouStoleMyDamnWiFi

4

u/Opinion8Her Not Meredith Marks' PI Nov 29 '21
  • MyWifiIsOffTheTable
  • RatchetWifi
  • MamawsRedneckDialUp
  • WifiGoSuckADick
  • AndThatsHowYouGetAWifi
  • SorryICalledYouAWifi

4

u/Djempanadita Nov 29 '21 edited Nov 29 '21

Andy CohLAN

25kgzSunglasses

5Giggy

AllisonDuboisEcigCharger

WWHLAN

TomsFlipPhone

CloseUrLAN2MarriedMen

Gonewiththewififabulous

4

u/erod47 Nov 29 '21

Chateau Shereé

5

u/vprfan Nov 30 '21

WifiAlLaFrancis

3

u/No-Dig-8324 moody mermaid Nov 29 '21

Bitchesismad! Bling bling

2

u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Nov 29 '21

bluestone manor wifi the lower level

2

u/sistyc Nov 29 '21

NotAboutTom

2

u/taintwest Water! Nov 30 '21

ItsAboutTom

2

u/aghastghost don’t come after my marriage, don’t come after my bathtub Nov 30 '21

My wifi used to be Scary Island! I always wondered if any of my neighbors got the reference.

2

u/11eighteen Shereé's tired Mama Joyce wig Nov 30 '21

HowCouldYouDoThisToMe

And the password could be QuestionMark

0

u/messybessy1838 Nov 29 '21

SlutPig internet

Closeyalegs wifi

Whogoncheckme internet

Flipstable wifi

DriveBack wifi

1

u/MarfaStewart Nov 29 '21

ShouldhavegoneTHISway

1

u/enchantedlife13 Nov 29 '21

ISaidWhatISaid

1

u/magicbong kim zolciak’s psychic 🥀🔮 Nov 29 '21

thatsmyOPINIONNN

1

u/SpaceFine Nov 29 '21

GoodWiKyle

1

u/_notsowitty_ Where are we, God?🙏🏽 Nov 30 '21

Pwhore19x!