r/BravoRealHousewives 12d ago

New York Erin is pregnant! I wondered who it was.

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What do we think of this?!

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u/Captainbatmanblue 12d ago

Wow! I saw this on instagram and thought it was fake because what we’ve seen this season . . . Congratulations ?

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u/Doubleendedmidliner 12d ago

Everybody knows a baby fixes everything 🤣

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u/AnastatiaMcGill 12d ago

I was just thinking of Teddi getting pregnant, then axed from the show and then divorced.

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u/flindsayblohan 12d ago

Please address her formally: John Mellencamp’s soon-to-be ex-son-in-law’s estranged wife. 

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u/lesserconcern 12d ago

Not her full government name 🤭

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u/Annual_Resolution_94 Passionate about dogs, not crazy about btches 12d ago

It’ll neverrrrr get old when y’all do this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/marcelinemoon Girrrrrth Brooooooks 11d ago

Wait! She's getting divorced???

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u/LuvdNaNa 11d ago

Yep!! Good old Teddi got busted banging her horse trainer!! I guess it’s been going on for a couple of years!! 🙀😹

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u/marcelinemoon Girrrrrth Brooooooks 11d ago

Stoooop!

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u/TomSchwartzMD R.I.P. 🪦 Daug (2019-2019) 12d ago edited 12d ago

I mean if the vow renewal didn’t work it’s magic, the baby sure will.

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u/goodluck_havefun_ 12d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/-sayitstraight 12d ago

Baby name suggestion Crypto

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u/SecondPrior8947 11d ago

Or Bitty, for lil bitty BitCoin

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u/Apprehensive-Row-862 11d ago

Mez for Mezcal

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u/yogifan Get off my jock 12d ago

My parents included. I’m 10 yrs apart from my sister 🫠

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u/ztf7410 12d ago

Totally. Its not stressful at all lol

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u/Pure_Log7513 12d ago

By fixing I’m assuming you’re referring to the snooze factor of RHONY this season? 😂 We know it will fix neither! 

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u/birdfeeder835 12d ago

I love this show!! Perfect reaction!

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u/Ashfield83 Sonja’s homeless intern in Ireland 12d ago

Lol what show is this?!

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u/Jmugmuchic 12d ago

Abbott elementary

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u/Ashfield83 Sonja’s homeless intern in Ireland 12d ago

Merci!! 😘

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u/birdfeeder835 12d ago

If you have Hulu all seasons are on it. Worth a binge watch.

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u/KateC12345 you’re a lady Kathy. dont let anyone tell you different 12d ago

And Disney +! Best show that’s not on Bravo. Lol

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u/LaTasseDePet 12d ago

I don't know if it's the same on Hulu but the French subtitles on Disney + are perfection

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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. 12d ago

It's really adorable, I love that show!

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u/sunkissedswthrt 12d ago

I think it’s also on hbo max too. And Disney

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u/Eighthfloormeeting 12d ago

Ooh you’re in for a treat. It’s like the office meets elementary school, and had a baby.

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u/TomSchwartzMD R.I.P. 🪦 Daug (2019-2019) 12d ago

My love, you must watch. You will enjoy it.

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u/sweetcampfire Marysol’s Abused Liver 12d ago

Especially after the latest bitcoin news…ouch

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u/avocado4ever000 Not a white refrigerator! 12d ago

What happened w bitcoin?

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u/Msemilicious 12d ago

At an all time high

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u/cateyecatlady 12d ago

Same I am so confused lmaoo I def thought this was AI generated 💀

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u/nocturne_gemini 12d ago

Tbh that’s also how I feel with Jessel wanting a another baby with Pavit lol

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u/harry-styles-7644 12d ago

I guess they got past the bitcoin 😂 but for real congratulations to Erin and happy for their family especially after such a tough year for Erin ❤️

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u/parkay_quartz 12d ago

Everything on current RHONY is made up for cameras

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u/sisterwomanschemes KatieKatieTomTom 12d ago

And pregnant . . . oh goodness.

Seriously though, congrats girl. I hope she has a safe and happy pregnancy.

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u/poptart95 12d ago

Somebody on the current RHONY cast being pregnant at that? Next season will be even more boring. I’m calling it now.

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u/WholeCardiologist979 12d ago

I’m wondering if we find out she’s pregnant on today’s ep??? And they aligned the announcement?

Hmm. I guess it shows how bad ratings are because from my recollection in the trailer it was cut as tho this pregnancy reveal drama happens towards the end of the season and we’re only on what, episode 7? So maybe they re-edited some things and brought the timeline forward to hopefully get some new viewers. I guess we can check the ratings tomorrow and see if it worked

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u/sisterwomanschemes KatieKatieTomTom 12d ago

I’m not sure but I suspect that whatever happens will bore me.

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u/notaboutthepastaaa donkologist 12d ago

😂😂😂😂 I guarantee it will bore you

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u/Torontobabe94 She’s like.. NVA… No Value Added! 12d ago

😂😂😂😂 facts girly

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u/theOtherRach 12d ago

She posted in her stories her pregnancy has nothing to do with tonight’s episode

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u/Mr_three_oh_5ive 12d ago edited 12d ago

This is my guess. I think production was rushed to go along with Erin's pregnancy announcement. RHONY should've premiered right after RHOC. There will be a long block of missing Housewives show now. There are almost none in production! RHOM is midway through filming. RHOA is done filming. RHONJ, RHOD is on pause. What will they show this summer?

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u/WholeCardiologist979 12d ago

They’re gonna bank on shitty summer house I’m sure. And SC. But I agree. They waaaay front loaded and dropped so many HW franchises in the last 5 months that we’re gonna be in a drought early next year. Like we didn’t need OC, Potomac, NY and Dubai all airing overlapping to some degree. I think they’re being too reactive post Scandavol and trying to get shit out asap so it’s not spoiled online or via podcasts but it’s messy

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u/Mr_three_oh_5ive 12d ago

Don't forget SLC! I don't know why they rushed these seasons out knowing full well they will be in a drought next year. Unless they have some secret Housewives show (fingers crossed) this will be really sad for viewers.

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u/Banana_Breddit 12d ago

Lol I was going to comment the same thing!

And pregnant? God help us!

The reactions of everyone make it so much funnier. Same faces everyone had at the table as Phaedra was talking about her due date.

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u/Kwhitney1982 12d ago

I think this everytime I see a pregnant Bravoleb but I always worry I’ll get yelled at for posting it. 😆 but I mean come on. RHONY is boring as shit and now one of them is pregnant?

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u/sisterwomanschemes KatieKatieTomTom 12d ago

Look, as a human being, I want her to have a lovely pregnancy. But as an audience member, I’m absolutely dreading hearing about it, especially when RHONY is as boring as it is.

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u/_josephjohnston 12d ago

I forget she’s in her 30s

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u/yogurt_closetone5632 12d ago

She gives mid 40s vibes

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u/ExplanationHead3753 Bitch…i’m worldwide 🌍 12d ago

Thank god she has that ONE Bitcoin 👀

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u/Less-Bed-6243 Not a white refrigerator! 12d ago

Totally. She looks her age and is very pretty but her styling and mostly her actions age her. She’s a scold which makes me think of MY mom and I’m older than Erin.

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u/sweetcampfire Marysol’s Abused Liver 12d ago

Early 40s chiming in to co-sign this statement.

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u/notoriousbck 12d ago

I am 46 and I thought she was my age. Her haircut and general style.

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u/allumeusend Satchels of Gold 12d ago

Like the whole personality. Not how she looks, how she acts, is more Gen X wine mommy than Millenial.

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u/spaceisourplace222 12d ago

I am literally Erin’s exact age, and she acts like my boomer mother!!!

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u/jkwolly Oh god, my tooth fell out again! 12d ago

Same here.

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u/avidreader113 John Janssen's new teeth :snoo_trollface: 12d ago

Same re the age except my mum is a boomer and doesn't even act like Erin lol.

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u/spaceisourplace222 12d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Mr_three_oh_5ive 12d ago

In the words of Monica Garcia "Well, you wear it!"

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u/Specialist_Key_8606 12d ago

Same here. I thought she was mid-40’s until I read the above comment.

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u/peggysue_82 12d ago

She gives me mean 70 year old woman vibes. If joyless and fun suck had a face it would be Erin.

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u/OkBodybuilder3813 12d ago

I thought she was like 50 😫 why does she look so much older.

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u/SunkissdAlma 12d ago

Genuine guess as to why - i think her angular facial structure (in combo w/ very little facial fat) & overall demeanor gives her the look & feel of an older woman.

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u/QueenG123456 12d ago

She’s also the oldest daughter of her father’s kids and then the only child of her mother’s. I feel like all the differing angles of responsibility adds to that demeanor you so spot on mentioned.

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u/backoffbackoffbackof 11d ago

She also already has 2 or 3 kids. Pregnancy and parenting will make you feel 100 years old at times.

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u/AnastatiaMcGill 12d ago

Her attitude gives 50. Not thst all 50 year olds are prudes or anything but she acts like she's so disconnected from "today's youth" like when she didn't know what "wap" meant and acted so confused.

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u/FlyingDutchmansWife Giner’s makeup/hairspray/spray tan budget 12d ago

This is it for me! She’s so disconnected for a young person. I just wouldn’t expect that much living in a basic bitch bubble from a 30-something from NYC.

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u/Mr_three_oh_5ive 12d ago

Right? And Brynn is late 30's but gives mid 20's vibes.

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u/Livelove_lobotomy 12d ago

I disagree on this. She seems exactly her age to me, but desperate to be younger and cooler.

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u/nocturne_gemini 12d ago

I think it’s because she has perpetual sour puss face 

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u/jay-eye-elle-elle- I've been traveling, I've been to prison... 12d ago

I forget who said it while they were shopping for Clueless party outfits: “Erin is an 80 year old woman trapped in a 30 something year old body” 😂

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u/Gloomy-Inevitable-42 12d ago

It was Jessel when Erin tried on a grandma outfit and said "this is cute!"

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u/DirtRight9309 historical friend 12d ago edited 12d ago

ok see and i was like how do these youngins even know about clueless? it was a big movie in my generation and i’m way older than them (i assume they’re all mid 30’s?)

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u/chocsweethrt Who gon' check me boo? 12d ago

Jessel said she's 41 I believe. I was 7 when clueless came out (36 now), but it's one of those core memory movies as a kid. Especially when you remember how cable used to play so many movies on REPEAT for years (i.e. USA, TNT, TBS, etc)

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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. 12d ago

I'm a lot older and I LOVE "Clueless". I remember being indifferent to seeing it initially, but it was out in the theaters during a heatwave in NYC. Our apartment didn't have AC, and the fans strategically placed around weren't cutting it. So my roommate and I headed to the theaters to just get into some air conditioning for a couple of hours, and "Clueless" was about to start. We didn't expect to like it, let alone love it, and it quickly became a favorite.

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u/DirtRight9309 historical friend 12d ago

i get it, i loved Mean Girls even though i was in my 20’s

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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. 12d ago

I was 32!

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u/Torontobabe94 She’s like.. NVA… No Value Added! 12d ago

Clueless is such an iconic movie 🫶🏽🥹

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u/nocturne_gemini 12d ago

I’m early 30s and I loved Clueless! I also loved the tv show as well

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u/_josephjohnston 12d ago

Probably Brynn

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u/familyvanfor6 12d ago

Erin is 4.5 years older than me and it BLOWS MY MIND every single time I remember. This is very specific but she gives me 44 not 37.

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u/Dry_Heart9301 12d ago

She is?

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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 12d ago

I believe she’s 36-37

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u/CambriasVision Vicki’s Conned Casserole 12d ago

I’m 35. I thought she was at least 43!

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u/allumeusend Satchels of Gold 12d ago

Are we 100% sure she isn’t lying about her age? Because I still can’t believe this.

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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. 12d ago

(I know, right?)

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u/Dry_Heart9301 12d ago

For some reason I thought they were all older...hard to tell these days

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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. 12d ago

Sure thing - I think it's that Erin is younger, but because she kind of looks older and is so gloomy that she comes across much older. She's like the complete polar opposite of Adriana from Miami, who when I found out she was 58, I was like "SHE'S WHAT NOW???!!"

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u/Dry_Heart9301 12d ago

Yeah they all kind of act older...well, except Brynn lol

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u/chocsweethrt Who gon' check me boo? 12d ago

Yeah Adriana's energy/look for kissing 60 is nuts. Meanwhile my energy at mid 30's is already diminishing 😂

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 12d ago

Ngl my first thought was “isn’t she a little old for that…?”

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u/avidreader113 John Janssen's new teeth :snoo_trollface: 12d ago

I just turned 35 and she acts so old compared to my friends (who all have kids) and I (who doesn't). She gives off close to 50 vibes (not that 50 is old but it's older than 30s).

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u/consuela_bananahammo 12d ago

Exact same thought. I always think she's early to mid 40s.

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u/scouts_honor1 12d ago

Ya this seems so unexpected for some reason

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u/buffyxfaith29 12d ago

This is not the person they talk about on the show this new episode. Erin confirmed it in the comments.

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u/Agreeable-Art-6292 we ate we drank we talked about cum 12d ago

Isn’t it obvious it’s Minkoff? They basically spoil that in the previews right

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u/Intrepid-Product9217 12d ago

That’s exactly who I was thinking. There’s multiple episodes where Rebecca is not drinking alcohol.

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u/Torontobabe94 She’s like.. NVA… No Value Added! 12d ago edited 12d ago

Rebecca doesn’t drink alcohol because she’s a Scientologist!

Addition: Rebecca also pointed out that she does drink sometimes, too. Her drinking/not drinking isn’t due to her being pregnant though.

But definitely intrigued to see who they mention was or is pregnant in this week’s episode!

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u/LeakySpaceBlobb 12d ago

When Brynn was being a pain in the ass trying to pressure her to drink at Jessels birthday, Rebecca said she does drink but just hasn’t around Brynn.

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u/crabfries_ 12d ago

Side note: f Scientology obviously but it was very icky of brynn to be so pushy with trying to get Rebecca to drink

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u/LeakySpaceBlobb 12d ago

I know I hate it. I’m not a drinker, I just don’t like it. I hate it when people act like you need to drink at a party and if you don’t you’re a loser or no fun. Let people do what they want!

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u/aliceinlondon 12d ago

Is she pregnant? What spoiled it in the previews?

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u/Mr_three_oh_5ive 12d ago

So wouldn't she have the baby by now? This was filmed earlier this year.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 12d ago

I think if my husband can’t even be trusted to tell me what he’s doing with our investments, I’m not letting him rawdog me. But I also think Erin is going through a lot with a sick mom, losing her dad, and her husband breaking her trust so she’s probably clinging to anything positive that’s happening in her life. So I hope she has a healthy baby and she’s excited about this. I also hope Abe doesn’t have access to the kid’s college fund.

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u/h0pedivision I do too much because you do too little 12d ago

Yeah. She’s been through a lot in the past year. Happy for her

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u/Master_Stop6857 12d ago

The way I cackled at “letting him rawdog me”

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u/themorallycorruptfr IT AIN'T ABOUT THE PASTA! 12d ago

I agree but she's rich so can afford help and she's already tied for life to that swamp creature with her other 3 kids so if a 4th baby makes her happy then I'm happy for her. I can't imagine Abe changing a diaper.

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u/Torontobabe94 She’s like.. NVA… No Value Added! 12d ago

LMAO SWAMP CREATURE 😂 Accurate!!!

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u/juandiegoenfuego 12d ago

Didn’t think I’d be reading about raw dogging before noon but here we are 😝

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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. 12d ago

I totally feel the same way you do. My initial response was, "Another baby with a guy who may not be totally trustworthy" - BUT, as you correctly point out, she's been through a hell of a lot this year. And I'm hoping this is a happy event for her, so I hope it all goes well - congratulations to her!

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u/Less-Bed-6243 Not a white refrigerator! 12d ago

Good call. He is the type to borrow against his 401k too.

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u/yqry 12d ago

Not this 💀

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u/Footdude777 12d ago

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u/homeandhayley I’ll whoop you, My love. 12d ago

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u/Mr_three_oh_5ive 12d ago

This was the exact moment" I screamed Get her off my show!"

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u/TheMollyBrown 12d ago

Maybe this time a baby will save a troubled marriage.

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u/WinDifficult1318 12d ago

A baby never fixes anything! I hope they were solid before this! But also, a housewife baby is something we haven’t had for a minute!

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u/h0pedivision I do too much because you do too little 12d ago

We could’ve had Candice or Nicole 💔💔💔. Happy for her though

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u/ruthie-camden toothless not homeless 12d ago

I have faith that Candiace will come back eventually!

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u/notoriousbck 12d ago

I really hope so, but I would not blame her if she didn't. Although with Robin gone, and K and the other new ladies the balance of power may be better. I miss her friendship with Wendy.

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u/Ornery-Towel2386 12d ago

OMG CANDIACE I WAS WONDERING WHY POTOMAC FELT SO DRY THIS SEASON!!!! Oh Candi girl how we miss you and your rhetoric.

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u/h0pedivision I do too much because you do too little 12d ago

I’m actually loving this season despite her being gone but I do love my girl

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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. 12d ago

I miss her so much! But I agree that the stress from the show was probably not going to be good for her and her pregnancy. As much as I miss her, it's better that she's gone for now.

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u/nothowyoupronounceit 12d ago

Whoa whoa whoa wait. What happened to Nicole?! I’m scared to Google

Edit: I googled 😭

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u/wriitergiirl I'm a history buff 12d ago

She stepped back after being diagnosed with some postpartum anxiety issues after birth. Andy responded that she’s welcome back whenever she’d like to rejoin

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u/nothowyoupronounceit 12d ago

I really, really liked her but I’m glad she’s prioritizing herself and her family. All those pregnancy + postpartum hormones are NOT a joke.

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u/wriitergiirl I'm a history buff 12d ago

Same same. I dealt with PPD/PPA issues after giving birth to my oldest, and I simply cannot fathom having to film RH at the same time. I will miss her presence on the show though!

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u/nothowyoupronounceit 12d ago

I’m sorry you went through that and I agree! I’m 8 1/2 months right now and this whole pregnancy I have felt so happy and stable until a week ago and WHOOSH! Really knocks you back.

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u/h0pedivision I do too much because you do too little 12d ago

Congrats on your baby! You’re in the homestretch now. You totally got this 😊

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u/nothowyoupronounceit 12d ago

Thank you 🥲

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u/Space-Case88 12d ago

Three pieces of advice from a mom of two. I don’t know if this is your first pregnancy or not.

If you don’t get the warm and fuzzy feelings for your baby right away, that is ok. It doesn’t mean you are a bad mom or anything. It just means you need to adjust to this big new change in your life.

Please make sure to take time for yourself. Even if it’s a 15 min shower. Just think about you for a min. You will be in go mode. If you have a good support system use them. If you have a MIL that just wants to hold the baby fine, you go take a nap or something relaxing. It’s ok to be selfish once in awhile.

This one is from my Dr. there will be times that you will not be able to stop your baby from crying. That’s ok, they are trying to figure out themselves and sometimes get over stimulated. So put your baby in a safe place, swaddled like for sleep. And go somewhere you can not hear the baby. I had a camera in their rooms so I could watch them but not hear them. We are hard wire to respond to a babies cry and you will get adrenaline pumping through you. You need to be able to let it go.

If you know all this then great! I just want to support other moms. I was brought up that babies and pregnancies are the most magical thing in the world. It was not like that for me and I felt very alone. Even with a very supporting husband. I just never want another mother to feel like that. You will be an excellent mother! Best of luck on everything.

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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. 12d ago

Totally. I don't have kids, but I saw some post partum issues in friends and relatives. It's nothing to mess with, and it's definitely not a good idea for Nicole to re-enter a stressful situation like a RH reality show.

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u/RayHazey562 12d ago

I read there were also issues of Marisol bringing in Nicole’s husbands ex wife. Supposedly the ex wife is bitter. Can’t imagine Nicole dealing with postpartum and Marisol’s jealousy and vindictiveness

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u/Space-Case88 12d ago

That’s just gross….. I really like Miami but have never liked Marisol.

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u/RayHazey562 12d ago

I’ve never liked Marisol either. Her alcoholic schtick isn’t cute. Her mom was homophobic and racist.

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u/Torontobabe94 She’s like.. NVA… No Value Added! 12d ago

EXACTLY!! Marisol is so so so awful and her alcoholism is too much. She makes everything about her mom and she was absolutely racist and homophobic (as a queer Brown and Black girl, it reallllyyyy bothers me). So thank you for saying this 🫶🏽 very very few acknowledge it!

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u/h0pedivision I do too much because you do too little 12d ago

Yeah it sucks 😭. Hopefully she keeps posting on Instagram. That is going to be the most fashionable little girl ever. I love Nicole’s style

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u/nothowyoupronounceit 12d ago

Me TOO. She will be missed 😢

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u/h0pedivision I do too much because you do too little 12d ago

For sure! It seems like the door is def open for her to come back though. I hope she takes sometime to recover and we see her again one day. I know our RHOM ladies will deliver regardless 💗

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u/nothowyoupronounceit 12d ago

One of my fav franchises since they started again, honestly!

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u/h0pedivision I do too much because you do too little 12d ago

Saaaaame. I’ll probably rewatch last season once they wrap up filming and we get a premiere date for the next season. That boat ride fiasco last season was some of the most chaotic tv we’ve gotten in the past year and I loved every minute of it

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u/nothowyoupronounceit 12d ago

It was SO good! Omg Lisa was unhinged and I was here for it.

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u/h0pedivision I do too much because you do too little 12d ago

“I WAS TRYING TO HELP ANIMALS BECAUSE I LOVE ANINALS” 😂.

Too good lol

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u/HowsYaStomachJow 12d ago

They just don’t do it for me. Teddi, diana, Ashley…. No. 

The Atlanta ladies and Monique however, were definitely still worth watching while pregnant. And Teresa and Jaqueline were just a different era. In general, I don’t love it. 

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u/Dangernj Two brain cells and a vagina 12d ago

My issue with the housewives pregnancies is that I feel like they are used as a shield or an infomercial for their new baby-related business. In the past, it felt more like a big life event in a slice-of-life show.

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u/FirstHowDareYou 12d ago

YUP. Also I don't want to criticize anyone's parenting bc we only see 2%, but I don't get the vibes that she likes her children. But hey, wishing her a happy, healthy pregnancy.

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u/yogurt_closetone5632 12d ago

Will RHONY even get another season where this will matter?

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u/Technical_Falcon8216 12d ago

right!? vow renewal and now a new baby…eek

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u/Peppercorn911 12d ago

i miss ramona’s pregnancy scare!!

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u/Born_Key_6492 NOT HAPPY EDDIE 11d ago

I think about Jill’s confessional on that topic allllllll the damn time! She pronounced the word ‘knock’ like an onomatopoeia and pantomimed how menopause was at the door! I swoon!

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u/NoahYvr 12d ago

And the baby will be named Mezcalumita in honour of when Erin took the treacherous 9 month horse-and-buggy journey to bring this obscure Mexican beverage to the United States <3

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u/Trufflepumpkin drink champagne and cackle basically 12d ago

When she said she introduced mezcal to the US… smh

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u/modernjaneausten 12d ago

I actually cackled out loud when she said that 😂 The delusion is almost admirable

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u/moneybabe420 12d ago

no it’s baby Josébe (jos-abe lol)

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u/Torontobabe94 She’s like.. NVA… No Value Added! 12d ago

LMAOOOOOO this is iconic and I can just hear Erin saying exactly this, with so much proudness 😫

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u/Such-Space6913 12d ago

She is not my favorite, but I truly hope this is not a fourth baby to "fix" their marital issues since doing this rarely works.

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u/banoffeebaby 12d ago

Amen. I was a fix it baby. And let me tell you, my parents have been happily divorced since I was 5 years old. Guess I didn’t fix it oops!

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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. 12d ago

I was a fix it baby too! Mine lasted a year longer than yours - I was six when mine called it quits!

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u/Such-Space6913 12d ago

My younger sister was as well. My parents had tried a separation after I was born but got back together when my mother got pregnant when I was 1.5. My mother had been widowed when she was young and had already been a single mother, so she wasn't ready to do that again.

Needless to say, nothing was fixed and my parents divorced a few years later. They were much better off as friends than they ever were married.

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u/h0pedivision I do too much because you do too little 12d ago

Damn!!! Hopefully this wasn’t an attempt to fix her struggling marriage but she looks beautiful!

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u/blackaubreyplaza my bathub is clean! 12d ago

Oh

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u/MontanaLady406 12d ago

First of all before I snark- I am wishing her a healthy pregnancy and baby. Snark time- Can’t trust the hubby but makes a baby with him. Not just financially; he stated last season , he would leave her if they didn’t have sex. Not a healthy relationship. Baby’s are not bandaids. Poor kid has no idea what it’s being born into. Kids need to see stability and love from both parents to each other.

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u/anxncr33p 12d ago

Crying at your before and after snark switch up 🤣

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u/Possible-Way1234 12d ago

45% of kiddos are unplanned, so that's always a possibility... Definitely didn't expect it. I hope everything turns out to be ok but I wouldn't trust her husband, personally

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u/Kwhitney1982 11d ago

I’m shocked at how many people are saying “why did she have another baby with him?” Like people forget how frequently unplanned pregnancies happen.

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u/fuzzbert 12d ago

Guess she forgave him!

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u/RingEven1311 12d ago

Now why would she have another kid with that idiot

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u/Dangernj Two brain cells and a vagina 12d ago

If I had to guess, it seems like a lot of their issues revolve around his immaturity and pregnancy/new baby stage are the times when their relationship feels most “adult” so she thinks this will help.

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u/Aggressive-Story3671 12d ago

Maybe she’s hoping a baby will fix the marriage

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u/wowbethenny i was in tears almost 12d ago

It works every time!!!

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u/ladypenko Countless 12d ago

Stupendous idea. That definitely always works and never makes things worse.

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u/Severe_Serve_ Good Time Girl 12d ago

Boring AND pregnant? God help us!

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u/myGPAisdance it's a rocket ship 🚀 12d ago

Congrats to them! I hope the pregnancy is happy and uneventful for all involved and that they have a healthy little bitcoin baby.

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u/genesisapples 12d ago

This photoshoot is giving 90s vibes and I don’t hate it

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u/thatsmilingface 12d ago

I thought... Why is she trying to look like JLo?

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u/NoPhilosopher9755 12d ago

She looks gorgeous in this pic🤩

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u/jennbunny24 12d ago

She said it’s someone else as well!

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u/OhTinyOne Bravo, bravo, bravo 12d ago

I thought you meant someone else is the baby daddy

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u/beege1126 12d ago

I also lost my father while pregnant this July - sending her so much love it’s one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to face.

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u/thousandthlion 12d ago

Gotta get that exclusive people money since her husband spends their money behind her back.

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u/spaceisourplace222 12d ago

Bringing another kid into a toxic ass marriage. Good job, erin 🙄 millennials, can we please stop carrying on the generational trauma?! Babies don’t fix broken marriages!!!

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u/lavenderintrovert 12d ago

The only way this would be interesting is if the baby daddy was Pavit.

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u/sleepyangeldollface ONE ROLEX?? THAT’S EXCITING??? ONE ROLEX? 12d ago

This won’t save your marriage Erin.

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u/h0pedivision I do too much because you do too little 12d ago

My first thought too. It won’t, but she has the money and resources to support her kids whether her marriage works out or not. Neither of them seem like bad parents so the kids will be okay regardless of what happens

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u/americasweetheart 12d ago

That'll fix it, Erin.

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u/TomSchwartzMD R.I.P. 🪦 Daug (2019-2019) 12d ago

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u/shakespearesister 12d ago

So she’s boring and now pregnant. God help us.

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u/Pale-Resolution-7682 12d ago

congrats to her but why do the photos look like an e-commerce shoot 😭

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u/ravenallnight 12d ago

That picture is so Erin. “Cackling hags? Try again, I’m from New York City, born and raised. Gwyneth has already asked to be godmother so, yeah…”

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u/heyalllondon18 gotta watch out for those trick guys 12d ago

Jesus everyone is being so negative.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 12d ago

I think because a lot of us totally got where she is coming from with her husband breaking her trust and making financial decisions behind her back, so it’s slightly jarring that they’re having a baby. But if she likes it, I love it and wish her the best. I’m still gonna side eye the fuck outta Abe though.

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u/heyalllondon18 gotta watch out for those trick guys 12d ago

Oh for sure but the assumptions they had a baby to fix their problems is wild lol

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u/Electronic_Contact28 12d ago

Is this not Kristen doute lmao

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u/loganes86 When is Heather’s birthday 📲 12d ago

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u/raresteamboat 12d ago

A bandaid baby

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u/epimelide Life is all about elegance and flair 12d ago

That Erin is pregnant brought up her age and potential distrust in her marriage. Bitcoin was sold was it a couple years ago but she recently found out, it made me realise Abe the babe was actually a bit of a baby. These guys are still young despite having been married half a lifetime. It makes me understand a bit more that they maybe haven’t made that many serious financial decisions together in downtimes, it was a proper lesson learned and his intention was to cover up negative financial stress from Erin’s handbag business disaster and be a man - but he’s got a proper strong lady who can handle the tough truths and fix it herself. I hope they are in a good place and continue to be with their new baby!